It started off as a normal night

>It started off as a normal night...

>We were all inside the barn.

>I was informing the viewers about how the digestive system works.

NANI

>Right outside my room, Otis was teaching his night school students. I was set to come in later for a lesson about philosophy.

>Pip and Freddy were messing around and having fun. Pip was doing his amazing farmer impression.

>Of course, Duke made sure they weren't having TOO much fun.

>Abby had another nightmare about Daisy, so Bessy was keeping her company.

>And Peck, he was trying to fix the air conditioner.

>He had no idea what he was doing.

>Anyway, just as I was wrapping up my segment, it happened.

That's all the time we have today folks, and remember. Don't eat anything I wouldn't eat!

>Before they cued the end card, I felt this hard force, it weighed down on me and my vision went blurry.

Uagh!

>At first I was stunned, and I felt a slight headache. But then...

>I felt nothing.

>I informed the kids that they should go to bed, for what I was about to do would not be kid friendly.

>Then I drank some dew.

Ah, good dew does you like a good dew do.

I WILL DESTROY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT

STARTING WITH THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT

DO YOU HEAR ME?!

>I had gone mad. I mutated into some hulking pig monster and started saying things that made no sense.

YOUR EVIL REIGN OF TERROR SHALL END AND YOUR LIES SHALL BE EXPOSED

FOR I AM THE

big pink gay

Alright cool kids, pencils down.

For now, we're having a very special guest come in.

He's not going to ask to see my skeleton again is he?

No I'm afraid Old Man Everett won't be joining us tonight.

He bought a new fortified mansion and he's gonna be in it for awhile.

Anyway, Pig!

Hello there, children!

I'm afraid there have been a change of plans, for I am---

OH NO

>>gets whacked

WHO SPAT THAT?!

pfffbt!

Is this a motherfucking doctor pig halloween special?!

pffbbt!

AHHGG!

THIS SHALL BE YOUR FINAL TRANSGRESSION, OTIS.

I WILL HARVEST YOUR SOULS

Surprised gasp!

...

OTIS, FOR INTERRUPTING MY BIG REVEAL, YOUR SOUL SHALL BE MINE

! ! !

Alright, who's up there holding him up? Bessy is that you?

What are you yahoos screaming about?

You know, I have to hand it to you, this is a pretty great prank.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Someone screencap this shit and put it all in 1 image when it's done. I am enjoying this.

My soul......AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHhuuuaahhhhgg......!!!

THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL

...

...

is this your first dr. pig thread?

u----uhhhnn!

Oh boy here we go

hauahnngg.......

>>funeral bell tolls

Otis just fucking jobbed.

VORE

NOW THE CHILDREN! AND THEN... THE ENTIRE BARNYARD!

>>NOT MY SKELETON! NOT MY SKELETON!!!!!

This is the first one I've caught live. Don't disappoint me.

>>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

>I soul sucked everyone in the barnyard. While I was entirely aware of what I was doing, I was helpless to stop it.

>It was at about this time that Snotty Boy was doing his weekly cow tipping with his friends.

Can dr. Pig defeat Shaggy Blanco?

Huampf!!

MROOOOUURRUURRRUUUURRRUUUURRRUUUURUUURRRUUUUURRRUUUU

>>off screen explosion
That's called cow tipping! Ha Ha Haaaa~!

>I'm pretty sure I was late, he probably had just finished his rounds...

...

HEEHH!

OH YEA, I'M GONNA DO IT

DR.Pig thread on halloween

damn you OP you glorious faggot, bump

Don't worry Mark, every cow I tip I get stronger. I'm already feeling the power! We'll get those ugly thugs back for what they did! But until then...

huuuAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Cow Exploded?!?!

YAHH!

I'm going to bed! I've been out all night and deserve a rest!

N-nani?!

>...When I sent Otis and his friends' possessed vessels to track him down.

>Sorcanta...
>...Abosa...
>...Malenchomen!

>Bacalompe, seal the soul in the dawn!

>It was with those words that my henchmen put a permanent curse on Snotty Boy. To this day I am unaware of what it did.

AAAAAAHH

DONT FORGET THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION OF THE NIIIIIIGHHHTT

DID YOU

EAT YOUR

BROCCOLI?

First time I've seen something like this.

BROCCOLEE?

i've been waiting for this!

...

then take a look at the archives. hell things are tame tonight, the legendary dr. Pig thread was reality-warping tier within 5 minutes.

aaaaaa-AAAAAAAAA-A A A A A A A A H H H H

What's going on up there?

>>Warps back to the barnyard

What's with all the commotion?!

I wonder what happened to Snotty’s Mom?

THE INSIDES.THE INSIDES ARE HERE.

Was Snotty boy jewish?