I'm putting together a beam
I'm putting together a beam
Jordan Long
Carter Gray
I'm in
Oliver Martinez
>home makeover show
>AND I WANT TO ADD AN EXPOSED BEAM RIGHT HERE EVEN THOUGH IT IS LITERALLY JUST FOR AESTHETICA
Nathan Carter
first post on here to make me actually laugh in a while well done
Thomas Richardson
>home makeover show
>they're badmouthing carpets and 80s decor again
It's all so tiresome
Jordan Wood
>I painted the ceiling for you while you were busy, honey
>did I do a good job?
How do you respond?
Jacob Collins
carpets in the bathroom is literally hitler
Henry Diaz
>I just like the way the shag carpet feels on my feet, not to mention it makes the room feel comfy
>YEA NAH, WE'RE GONNA NEED TO REPLACE EVERY SQUARE CENTIMETER IN THIS HOUSE WITH SOME NICE STERILE HARDWOOD
I want out
Charles Clark
Only retards would want that. The moisture would never leave until it's removed.
Caleb Nelson
Hardwood in living rooms sucks. Feet are always cold
Juan Thompson
Exactly. I'm scared if I remove the carpet around the toilet I will undercover decades of accumulated dried piss particles covered in shit. thanks 80's architects you dumb fucks
Juan Hernandez
>pleb doesn't have heated floors
Tyler King
>retard who never heard of a rug, or slippers, or a space heater
l2comfy
Alexander Evans
my living room is fine and i’m in a pretty cold area, just turn the radiators on div boy
Caleb Phillips
I fucking love that movie
Lincoln Perez
Dammit user, your little stunt with the sheet sander has got the supervisor breathing down my neck!
Brayden Bailey
>unlicensed electrician
>"yeah, I can do it"
James Long
...
Sebastian Hall
Wouldn't that be a joist?
Luke Lopez
THATS IT, YOU'RE OFF THE WORKSITE
TURN IN YOUR NAIL GUN AND BELT
[removes belt]
AND YOUR OTHER BELT
Ethan Ward
Fun Fact. I haven't seen it since it came out on vhs.
Grayson Cook
>His methods are a little.... unorthodox
Joshua Stewart
On a serious note, be very, very wary of all contractors. They could easily take your money and leave the job half finished. And even if they do a decent job, they could easily file for bankruptcy in 5 years and you'd be shit out of luck.
Brayden Long
>mfw I'm going into carpentry and will rob millennial soyboys blind
They have never touched a power tool in their lives and can't even identify a 2x4. I'm gunna be rich bois
Samuel Stewart
No, a joist would typically be supporting some sort of decking. The OP image looks to be a non load bearing beam.
Jack Foster
>unlicensed gas engineer
>come home to a funny smell and a hissing sound one day
Leo Harris
No. That's a beam. Joists are numerous and under the floor.
Caleb Butler
OP here you are correct
Daniel Ramirez
>millennials
>buying houses
good luck man, doesn't sound too promising to me
Jeremiah Lee
It helps to do some simple research on the project you want to do. That way you won't be easily swindled.
Aaron Lewis
There are ceiling joists though pretty sure
Noah Morales
>OP makes based meme thread
>morons just talk about home makeover shows
Jackson Perry
*block your path*
Parker Ross
the legendary property brothers
did you know there's a third?
Henry Martinez
Couldn't that be a truss seeing how it it functions only in an axial way?
Adrian Johnson
i’m enjoying it the thread has become comfy
Carson Williams
Yes, that's true. But again, they'd be numerous.
Carter Thompson
>the painting skills of a woman who has never done a day of actual work in her entire life
Is this supposed to be a joke?
Isaac Diaz
I know
They're kino
Chase Price
These are the guys who caught Brock Turner right? Weren't they on one of those two-people bicycles too?
Jace Thomas
>there's a third
A third brother or are they triplets?
Xavier Myers
Hardwood is the GOAT floor choice, fag.
Oliver Reyes
*saves your house*
Mason Young
Jesus fucking christ that's not how you fucking paint.
THAT SHIT WOULD LOOK SO FUCKING BAD. YOU'D HAVE HALF CIRCLE FUCKING RANDOM ASS PATTERNS AND SHIT. NOT ONLY THAT SHE'S GOT FUCKING GOOP AND SHIT SO YOU'D HAVE A GODDAMN RICE CRIPSY FUCKING LOOKING CEILING AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING TAPE THE GODDAMN CORNERS
MOTHER FUCKER GODDAMNIT I'M A FUCKING CARPENTER AND THIS SHIT PISSES ME OFF
Jose Wilson
a truss would be the entire thing, the beam wouldn’t be part of the truss since there are no forces acting on the beam other than deflection due to gravity which would be ignored if you calculated the macaulay function of it anyway
Brody Thompson
Actually I've been told that the recent trend is there are not enough people going into construction anymore so there will be raises and job security as long as we keep the mexicans out. I might have to move north but it will be worth it.
Dominic Rodriguez
>technically, that's a joist, bruh
Ethan Martinez
Ahh I misunderstood. I thought he meant the whole thing.
Also I can hack atms if we need more materials. Anyone got any heroin. that's how i get paid.
Dylan Nguyen
porn when?
Juan Flores
based
Tyler Murphy
>tfw you're almost done with grad school and you probably should have just learned a trade
Oliver Hughes
A truss is the roof framing member which carries the slope of the roof from wall to wall. OP's image is showing a beam on the interior of the structure, below the ceiling.
Thomas Foster
>few years back
>start noticing wet spots around skylights
>a few days later it rains
>over a foot of my ceiling caves in and gets paint dust all over the place
Never buy a house with skylights my friends
Michael Torres
a third brother and he dresses like an emo high schooler
Joshua Fisher
what are you
Ian Thomas
her technique is terrible.
Owen Turner
>ywn live in suspiciously white-looking small-town Mississippi while these two are your bffs and do a shockingly good job of renovating your $40,000 3,000 sqft home
Charles Sanchez
This
Lucas Peterson
Tape is for pussies. Learn to cut, my man.
Gabriel Long
see
pass she seems like she wouldn't bleach her asshole
he's a helpful buddy
Christopher Roberts
My brother just got his sky lights covered and it makes his house look dark and unnatural. It fucking sucks, like you have to build rooms around the skylight or with windows or something.
Isaac Taylor
Minnesoooooota accent is annoying
Elijah Brown
>thinking you can heat hardwood floors
Nice going retard
Oliver Bailey
a carpenter.
Nathaniel Anderson
As the US continues down this service based economy (and with automation wave coming soon), blue collar work will be at a premium. You just have to give up free time and a healthy body.
Carson Robinson
just warp my shit up
Elijah King
My carpentry instructor spends entire class times on his pc in his office. I always thought he was on Sup Forums. You just worried me for a second
William James
Ally to Good
Nightmare to You
Asher Allen
It really does blow, only time it's cool is when there's lots of snow outside and it creates a nice comfy dim lit look.
>mfw any time a full moon comes out and glares all night
Luke Morgan
How about regular socks. You don't have to walk barefoot all the time
Landon Cook
A-Americans can't possibly do this... can they?
Jackson Nelson
>a healthy body.
If you lay off the heavy drinking and smoking and learn how to properly lift and carry things, you'll have a serious physique, you'll have actual real world strength not gym/glamour strength.
Nathaniel Morgan
It could be worse than Sup Forums...
Eli Green
No, they wear shoes indoors. They buy seperate pairs of shoes just for sleeping
Easton Anderson
I don't, because it pretended that pic related was attractive. I don't care if it's the 80s, a goddamn literal witch simply isn't attractive.
Hunter Richardson
Not to mention actually having a good lunch while working instead of whatever you can get your hands on.
Gabriel Howard
no... you can't mean...
Oliver Phillips
Got to get me a jap waifu to make healthy lunches instead of going to taco bell every day
Ethan Thomas
American women always wear heels to bed, even if they don't wear them during the day.
Thomas Foster
>House Hunters
>"we're a young couple so we've got a pretty low budget"
>$1,150,000 budget for their first house
>can't get twelve bedrooms so whine about it constantly but eventually settle for eleven
>shit on the dumbest things like a completely inoffensive doorknob that could be replaced for a few bucks, pick the worse house instead because they don't have to lift a finger
Ian Gutierrez
Welcome to the headquarters, make yourself at home.
Noah Roberts
the best thread on Sup Forums is about joinery
Christopher Howard
What is this loose cable doing in the ground?
Adam Rivera
>House Hunters
>Family has to mention repeatedly that they are in fact vegan
>Big emphasis on their vegan lifestyle
>Don't explain at all why they need a different house because of the fact that they're vegan, just say they need one to fit their vegan lifestyle, whatever the fuck that means
This was an actual fucking episode