>it's a kinoplex has unpartitioned urinals so I have to watch my flick with a full bladder episode
It's a kinoplex has unpartitioned urinals so I have to watch my flick with a full bladder episode
Joshua Diaz
Dylan Wilson
>his bathroom doesn't have a watchtower to prevent people from looking at your penises
Wew lad
Dominic Green
>It's a bathroom Chad brings out the measuring tape episode
Elijah Foster
use the stall, moron.
Lincoln Peterson
That's why I just piss in my popcorn
Ian Cox
>stalls
>safe from the toilet gators
Pick one
Jonathan Ortiz
>not dropping your pants and undies to your knees, standing about 4 feet away, and sloppily pissing into the urinal
Carson Myers
>his ruler stops at 12
>centimeters
William Martin
Are penis inspection days easier at your theater?
Levi Williams
>it's a watching a kino at the kinoplex and can feel a pee coming up episode
Blake Scott
Does your cinema require a urinal piss test for admittance? I always get nervous and can't go when I hear the Cinema Stacies giggling at my penis.
Isaiah Reyes
>his cinema center hasn't replaced all the seats in the theatertorium with toilets
Angel Flores
Mine does, but sometimes my pee isn't yellow enough to be used as popcorn topping so I have to pay extra.
Michael Adams
>tfw my ghetto-plex only has a trough
Ethan Williams
>yfw Americans clap their asses when the movie is over
Tyler Morgan
>tfw the trough goblin slides down below you and awaits your piss but you get performance fright
Carson Murphy
>not secretly pissing in the cinema showers during the mandatory previewing cleansing
Jaxon Diaz
I don't care if people look at my dong. I just don't want people to hear my weak piss stream and the inevitable gas release.
Easton Robinson
...do i even have to say it?
why the fuck are they so close
Dylan Thomas
>not pissing next to your kinobro
Aaron Hernandez
You mean the empty box?
Brody Clark
I only need to fart at the urinal when there is someone else in the room. Why the fuck is that?
Jordan Barnes
fucking normie
William Jones
What are you afraid of user? Doesn't your kinoplex have a mandatory penis inspection anyway?
Juan Collins
Why does my local AMC kinotorium insist on holding my penis while I'm taking a piss? I'd go to the Cineplex, but that's like 30 minutes away, so I just put up with it.
Luis Johnson
>Don't go to the bathroom before the movie
>Order a large drink
Bentley Hughes
Be grateful you still have urinals. Our bathrooms are just a giant, empty room with a drain in the middle. God forbid you need to wash your hands.
Nolan Nguyen
Me on the left
Oliver Ramirez
>tfw the guy next to you starts peeing at the same time and you have to force your piss stream to be louder and longer than his.
William Butler
falling for such an obvious bait, jesus fucking christ
Levi Russell
>order large popcorn extra salt
>no drink
>it's a desert movie
Daniel Taylor
What do we do about the pee under the urinal problem?
Jose Sanchez
Use the stall you fucking faggot.
Christopher Ramirez
Isn't that why urinals are supposed to have that plastic thing with the holes in it? To minimize splashback? Why don't they just use them?
Adam Ramirez
>Toilet gators
Oh, you're a fucking retard and 12. In that case just kill yourself and do your parents a favor.
Nathaniel Jenkins
>That'll be $9.99 for use of the stall. Thank you, have a pleasant day.
Isaac Scott
>louder AND longer
It's a tradeoff bro
Mason Myers
>not using the buddy system when you go to piss at the kino. It's like you want to get put in the singles holding pens
Isaac Russell
>That'll be $9.99 to wash your penis, plus tip.
Zachary Cruz
are you talking about the tip of my penis?
Aaron Brown
>being this mad for literally no reason
Wew lad, first week on Sup Forums huh?
Xavier Gutierrez
>tfw didn't tip last time so I lost my tip
Levi Lopez
This. People without kinobros usually spend too much time in the manlet pits.
Jack Stewart
Those are fucking amazing for jerking other dudes off.
Grayson Long
Why don't you just piss on the floor?
Asher Perry
has pee shyness always existed or is it a symptom of our degenerate modern world?
Aiden Fisher
>hands visible in picture
>hands pressed up again again hips
>penis not visible
are you certain you passed penis inspection?
Christopher Adams
>they boil water with microwaves at the kinoplex
Lincoln Wright
>leave halfway through the movie to go to the washroom
>come back and a Chad has taken your seat
Jace Sanders
really wish the feast dispensers would stop burning my water
Ryder Sanders
>tfw have to pee in stall thanks to nervous bladder
Wtf how do I fix this
Ryan Lee
Jackson Flores
>order a large boiling water
>they heat it in the microwave
>it becomes superheated and erupts in your face as soon as you dip your fork in
Ryan Cooper
>they don't have a kettle to boil your piss
Caleb Thompson
>not sitting on chads lap
Don't you know user, it's fucking 2018, chads are based now
Nolan Lopez
>go to bathroom on the way in
>watch movie
>movie over
>go to bathroom on the way out
>went out a different way that came in
>got turned around and accidentally used the ladies' room
I've done it TWICE in the same theater because they have the same old movie posters on both ends of the building
Easton Brooks
Stay away from the toilet gators
Nicholas Turner
The urinary sphincter is on the same muscle that controls the anal sphincter. So all you have to do is take a shit and the piss will come out too.
Angel Powell
>he doesn't flush
Jacob Cox
>that massive stream
>that straining and spurting
He's gonna have a stroke
Aaron Cooper
how the FUCK can it be the same muscle when the two openings are a foot away from each other? that's a big muscle
Henry Sanchez
>not employing the buddy system in ALL scenarios
What are you, gay?
Gavin Ramirez
CLEAN IT WAGIE
Easton Smith
Liam Adams
The urinary sphincter is not the hole at the tip of your penis. It's a hole that's in the floor of your pelvis. See in the diagram where there's a tube coming out of the prostate. It's right near there.
John Rivera
for you
Robert Adams
>plus tip
Dylan Lopez
absolutely based
Grayson Wood
>go into kinoplex bathroom same time as friend
>he immediately heads for stall
>realize he's a pisslet
>start talking to him to make him nervous
>don't hear any water splashing
>eventually he exits stall without pissing
>repeat everytime he goes back to the bathroom
David Walker
Brody Brown
>watching warcraft movie with childhood friend
>its shit no more drinks and food to distract us
>we feel mad about wasting money on this shit
>mid movie decide we go to the kinoplex toilet
>no one is there
>we shit in the urinals
>friend is big strong chad guy
>break all the stall doors and we put them on top of the stall like a roof
>find broom next to the sink
>put broom into shit
>use broom to spread shit all over the walls
>launch a lil piece of shit on the ceiling
>our revenge is complete
>walk casually out
>its a mall kinoplex so right across is a coffee shop
>we sit there grab some coffee with cake and wait
>people start leaving some enter the WC and immediately get out
>the look on they face
>we cant stop to lulz
>best movie premier ever
Liam Reyes
>ask a male friend to go to the cinema with me to get past the no-singles policy
>watchtower shines the spotlight on us during the halftime break
>he refuses to kiss me
>get kicked out
Henry Cooper
based piss man poster
Evan Hill
>he forgot about the kinokams
Enjoy your life sentence filthy pig
Isaac Jones
Haha what a little bitch. I got my lads to act like there was a line to the bathroom just to have it all to myself
Michael Myers
happen years ago
like they will find us with a kinokams living in a city with million humanoids in it
Julian Ortiz
>assholes hogging the only stall and pissing all over the seat because they're afraid someone might see their peepee
Grow up you fucking faggots.
Noah Wood
maybe if you faggots stopped trying to peek at my dick I wouldn't have this problem ever thought of that?
Hudson Morales
>pelvic floor
Why is there a floor in my body?
Nicholas Bailey
it's the muscles under your taint that spasms when you're nuttin'
Eli Richardson
>being ashamed of your baby dick
It's okay user, you're among friends.
Brody Jones
you are what you eat, or rather your body has one of what you lick in it, floor licker.
Anthony Barnes
I would never be friends with anybody on this board.
Jonathan Wright
What if I was very rich and generous? I could show you a whole new world
Jaxson Richardson
No, I don't trust you fuckers and I don't wanna owe you shit. Go to Hell.
Aiden Jenkins
Jason Kelly
Why the fuck would you need to dip your fork into a giant mug of boiling water
Wyatt Harris
>it's a faggot takes the urinal right next to you even though the entire row is open episode
Xavier Davis
Guys I have my first interview for the position of Penis Inspector tomorrow (passed the background checks finally), what kind of questions should I expect
Jaxson Lee
buy a diaper
Jace Thompson
Most of the questions are pretty easy and anybody can answer them correctly. It's the last one that usually causes people to fail.
What is the average male penis size?
Christopher Murphy
Be prepared to give an impromptu inspection during the interview, they like to see how you'll perform
Camden Miller
>it's a legit retard so you can't even give him the "fuggin-faggot-look-of-disgust"
Justin Powell
holy fuck
Lucas Reyes
>ashamed dicklet scared his tiny toddler penis is being laughed at
Holy shit bro I'm dying over here
Noah Phillips
the inspector at my theatre has a lazy eye so it makes it easier
Parker Cooper
>tfw 6.4 inches erect, but 2-3 inches flaccid
Should I just give myself a chub every time I need to piss?
Jace Ramirez
what a faggot
Luis Reed
>are you gay?
Owen Jenkins
talking about the movie