How well did Luke take losing his first girlfriend?
How well did Luke take losing his first girlfriend?
Cameron Moore
Jace Sanchez
Hahaha whoa! Because masturbation right??
Matthew Bell
Upvote!
Levi White
They're upset it's an actual joke and not race bating or a shit starting thread.
Thomas Ortiz
What? Underage immature humour on Sup Forums? I am disgusted! This is a place for intellectuals and specifically Sup Forums is only for serious discussion of film as an art form. Downvote.
Adam Bailey
I know for a fact Leia gave him handjobs thenceforth
Brandon Howard
Do you have any idea what a well lubed robot hand could do for your dick?
Noah Howard
It would rip it right off!
Henry Johnson
Didn’t this happen to Luke in one of those old EU books and Han and Chewie had to find him a replacement?
Logan Sanders
>masturbating with your right hand
Samuel Nguyen
Downvoted!
Hunter Wright
Given the ending of IV, it's almost guaranteed that Luke and Leia had sex between IV and Vader's revelation in V.
Andrew Campbell
Was the only gril he ever kissed his sister?
Carson Edwards
Hudson Phillips
Starshit threads are just as bad as Sup Forumsthreads
Gavin Lopez
Stop making fun of my star wars jokes!!! Back to /r/the_doofus with you!
Evan Clark
Man it would be so easy to rape Luke after that scene haha
He would be too weak from the pain and shock to do anything to fight you off, he'd be completely helpless haha just imagine
Noah Ross
So that's why Vader lost the will to live
Ethan Russell
>Stop making fun of my star wars jokes!!! Back to /r/the_doofus with you!
Isaac Wood
Nice failed greentext you dumb plebbitor
Hunter Thompson
>Nice failed greentext you dumb plebbitor
Eli Hughes
Who are you talking to?
Ryder Phillips
this.
im a rightie but it just feels weird as fuck using it when I wank off
Matthew Kelly
>not masturbating with your left while using your right to massage your prostate
Get on my level.