Only makes me more suspicious.
OY VEY IT'S JUST A RESTAURANT GOYIM
Hunter Anderson
Brandon Flores
Ignore the name, forgot I had it on from the sticky.
Jayden Perez
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
Grayson Harris
Fuck i was just about to post this
Ryan Ross
>suspicious
Stopped reading there.
Brody Richardson
sounds like there's a pedo ring in the washingtoncitypaper, has anyone found any pedos related to washingtoncitypaper?
should we invent some?
Zachary Lee
>
What do I even say to this one...
Isaac Scott
...
Leo Myers
Move along folks. Nothing to see here. Nope the guy who owns the place isn't being assfucked by a man who helps run the globalist cabal of international pedos. Nope, no way.
Dominic Kelly
Slide thread, gas yourself CTR
Alexander Scott
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
ITS TOO REAL
Ian Hall
KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY WIFE'S BLACK SON
HUMILIATION
NO BREEDING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK
IF I CATCH MY WIFE CHEATING
Sebastian Walker
THE PLOT THICKENS
Grayson Martinez
>Oy vey, nothing to see here
Benjamin Carter
>WOW just listen to how outlandish these claims from the alt-right are!
>Pedophilia does not actually exist! And if it does then it is because of those filthy Republicans! Not you subvers--- uhh Tolerant Liberals!
Jacob Rivera
>“The whole election has really just been insane," Alefantis says.
Trump supporters on sites like Reddit and Sup Forums have long been looking for a stronger connection between Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein, a financial tycoon and sex offender whose plane Bill Clinton sometimes used.
Nothing to see here.
Logan Gray
SUFFOCATION
NO JEWING
Zachary Roberts
Jesus Christ madre de dios
Carter Perry
>Hey, there is some seriously weird things surrounding this place. We believe children might be in danger, so we should definitely look into this.
>NICE SMEAR CAMPAIGN DRUMPF BABIES
>REPUBLITARD TIN FOIL IDIOT
>IT'S LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING
The progressive left everyone.
Asher Myers
>He's posting on 4chin and not trolling for qt's at Airwaves
Jesus Hafþór, get your priorities straight!
Justin Taylor
Guys, what's in their classified section, advertisements, and profile articles?
Matthew Collins
Holy shit Carl the cuck is a real guy
Nathan Bell
I AM REPEAT
James Sanders
I called last night at around 2am. Of course no one answered. Would have left a message but their inbox was full (?)
All I could picture was that fucking creepy ass video with the chick in the ski mask going on, well the phone rang in the background
Hunter Cook
classifieds as follows:
1 prostetute, virginia
2x viagra
2x phone prostetute
6x legal help
6x rent/real estate
6x jobs including stripper
kitchen remodelling
"Comic Book & Sports Card Show" (kids go free)
something on the mandela effect
i'm not all the way through these classifieds, fuck reading more there's nothing.
Zachary Russell
This is from their site aswell. Seems strange for a pizza place.
Connor Smith
>Obama flew 'pizza and hot dogs' from Chicago
>Obama is from Chicago
>Chicago's two most well know food items are pizza and hot dogs
And somehow you guys have spun a massive child trafficking ring out of this.
Nolan Cooper
>implications
What does that have to do with comet pizza?
Wyatt Miller
Fuck the ladies, saving western civilization comes first.
Gavin Murphy
what the fuck are you going on about.
Nicholas Reyes
It means your heads are so far up your own asses you can't realize that a pizza place is just a pizza place.
Xavier Adams
Come on faggot, there is far more circumstantial evidence pointing to rings beyond even these emails. It's just the emails once again lead down this path.
Also, even if that particular email was innocent, it's still a GROSS misappropriation of public funds.
Kevin Reyes
Never been to a putt putt golf?
That part actually is normal. If they have games then they can host birthday parties and shit like that.
Everything else about them is fucked though.
Go go falling down the wrong rabbit holes. There's only one that doesn't lead to madness.
Easton Bennett
Seriously, this just doesn't strike me as normal.
Jace Hernandez
>Throwing birthday parties in a blacked out room, and the host is wearing a ski mask and talking through a voice modulator
>Talks in gibberish the whole time
Yeah, that's a family friendly normal pizza joint.
Brandon Price
$65,000 worth of pizza, how much is that?
Like 3,000 pizzas?
He flies 3,000 pizzas from Chicago to D.C. because nobody can make real, authentic, Chicago pizza?
Were the pizzas kept in a special heated hold aboard this C-130 like the Dominos DXP?
ARE YOU SURE THIS ISN'T FUCKING WEIRD?
Jace Ross
>warning: oven on board
I need a bumper sticker of this.
Christian Evans
LINK?
Hudson Sanders
vimeo.com › Russel Hoban › Videos
Enjoy going down the rabbit hole.
Jonathan Sullivan
Josiah Ramirez
>Big cheese LLC
Samuel Cox
Idk that's what retard hipsters do. Looks like half the concerts I've been too.
Aiden Diaz
Why don't one of you just go into the restaurant? I heard some people going to Epstein's private island but nobody will go to this restaurant and report back to us?
Benjamin Hall
You'll have to wait, we're currently sending our special forces towards the island.
Nathaniel Rogers
Okay but a single autist can easily go into the pizza place and get us more information. Are people sketchy? Lots of kids? Families or single adults? What are those bathrooms like?
It's really simple. Someone must live close enough to it
Colton Gutierrez
All ground troops are currently occupied.
Jayden Fisher
Anyone find out who owns this paper? Maybe it will clue us in on why they posted a defensive article so quickly.
Hunter Scott
Send in the airforce or the coastguard then. When Hilldawg wants ducks on the ground, she gets them but we can't send one autist to a pizza place?
Kevin Reyes
to be honest.. trump looks like he staged this
Ive been a lifelong trump supporter ever since he went down those escalators, but he's looking desperate and doing whatever he can to gain attention. Very narcissistic. He lost me
Eli Jackson
>This pasta again
William Lewis
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZAS
Hunter Flores
>Washington City Paper sold to SouthComm
>online review of SouthComm
>glassdoor.co.uk
Couldn't make it up.
Grayson King
No big deal that their restaurant features the art of MC Wolfman, an "artist" who paints a guy in his underwear with lube and tissues nearby, with a poster of a baby on the wall, with a slice of pizza next to him.
And of course, the one saying "you kids better stop having sex!"
But sure, it's all the alt-right.