>Thanos arrives on Earth
>Dramatic music plays as he mendaciously walks towards the Avengers
>Tony Stark flies in and makes an 80s pop-culture reference
>Audience gets up from their chairs and starts yelling out their Reddit usernames
Thanos arrives on Earth
Jacob Lee
Other urls found in this thread:
reddit.com
twitter.com
Ian Perez
>a fucking grapefruit
Nicholas Price
>Avengers comes out
>People enjoy it
>Sup Forums cries themselves to sleep
Jaxson Clark
people also enjoy heroin
Chase Parker
Nothing wrong with dat
John Anderson
>yelling out their Reddit usernames
Orbit.
Asher Hughes
Ha, fuck Reddit, M I rite?
Kevin Gutierrez
>kid's movies are the same as deadly addictive substances
Nathan Cooper
people also enjoy meth
Adam King
They are worse. Heroin destroys the life of the user. Marvel flicks destroy cinema.
Carson Ortiz
wow you're so jaded my man
Jaxson Foster
>Audience gets up from their chairs and starts yelling out their Reddit usernames
heh
Christopher Jones
How the fuck do we still not have usernames here? It's been like a decade and they still haven't figured that shit out?
James Adams
>Iron Man makes a quip
>Star-Lord counters with a better quip
>a lone audience member shouts his reddit username
>the rest of the audience joins in
>a fire is lit in the theater trash can
>Audience starts screaming chanting “MARVEL! MARVEL! MARVEL!”
>an Avengers logo is smeared on the ground in shit
>a young boy wearing a Batman shirt is thrown to the ground
>he’s sliced open from the stomach, still breathing, still screaming
>the Marvel fanboys bathe in his blood
>they all screech in unison “ALL HAIL KEVIN FEIGE”
>the boy’s carcass rises into the air
>it explodes, and Robert Downey Jr. emerges from the blood in full Iron Man armor
>He kills the screeching screaming hordes with a large axe, who shout out their reddit usernames again before their heads are separated from their bodies
Jeremiah Reed
>thanos is about to win
>dramatic music swells
>black panther's sister appears behind him
>hit in the balls
>*record scratch*
>everyone says "OOOOOOOOOH" in unison
>all the guys cross their legs in sympathy pain
>dog puts paws over eyes and whimpers
>black widow quips "THAT'S GOTTA HURT"
>close up on thanos's face with him cross eyed
>he says in a silly high pitched voice while looking in the camera
>"Wowie zowie! Riiiiiiiiight in my infinity stones!"
>Cut to stan lee sitting drinking a coffee
>"Nuff said!"
>credits
Jacob Thomas
>decade
kekeke. but everyone knows you can get a username by buying a Sup Forums gold pass and turning off your adblocker
Isaiah Allen
>mendaciously
he walks towards them... dishonestly?
William Adams
I'd watch it just for this ending
Brody Rodriguez
>after credits scene
>the dog walks to the spot Thanos was standing at
>looks down and there's an infinity stone
>puts its paw on it and looks at the camera
>hard cut to black
Justin Wilson
>"Wowie zowie! Riiiiiiiiight in my infinity stones!"
Dylan Cruz
They're gonna call him California raisin at some point, won't they? Is that why he isn't wearing a helmet?
Ayden White
What's your reddit username /t/v?
Nolan King
Dude just buy Sup Forums Premium.
Justin Jenkins
bigguy_02.twitchtv
Justin Mitchell
>dog puts paws over eyes and whimpers
lmao, that got me
Jaxson Morales
>Audience gets up from their chairs and starts yelling out their Reddit usernames
Joshua Gomez
I'm pretty sure "right in the infinty stones" is an RLM joke, since I can't help but read it in Mike's voice.
Why do I remember these things. Help.
Joseph Perry
Reddit is unironically superior to Sup Forums in every single way.
I honestly believe that. Reddit is everything that Sup Forums wishes it could be. All the randomness is there, all the celebrities actually visit those subs. Your pathetic attempts at general threads pale in comparison to our subreddits. Political diversity, diversity in tastes, normies combined with neckbeards, video games, anime, porn, everything is objectively better in reddit.
I have probably over 1 million karma points on reddit on my 6 years old account, and I'm very proud of it. I'm never proud of posting on Sup Forums, this website is fucking cancer.
Wyatt Hill
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
Adam Powell
Oh yeah? Dodge this
*shoots you*
Piss off, nigger faggot (can't say that on reddit, can you? (LOL))
Juan Murphy
>>>dog puts paws over eyes and whimpers
There are poets on this board
Eli Perry
>can't say that on reddit, can you?
yes you can. Like I said, superior in every single way
Jose Lewis
That's a fake, nice try
Nolan Johnson
You're a fucking genius man.
Sebastian Reed
Recently reddit banned all subreddits involving the sales of guns or drugs.
Always copying us, Sup Forums had gun and drug sales banned from the start.
Alexander Gray
People also don't enjoy shit or rotten garbage.
Brody Ward
>he doesnt have a Sup Forums gold account
Must suck to be you
Easton Gutierrez
Nice
Aiden Collins
Blake Reyes
DM'd you a guide on how to get a username
Mason Kelly
Lmao, I'm not clicking a link to fucking plebbit
Keep trying though
Michael Nelson
>idubbbz
what's being 14 like?
Easton Fisher
>thanos throws moon at iron man
>stand up and yell "ow that's gotta hurt"
>audience starts to cheer for me
>theater jester nods in approval
>everyone picks me up and carries me through the parking lot as theater SWAT team throws flower pedals in front
>qt black girl whispers to friend "He cute"
>president of movies gives me two free tickets to any movie in its third week of release (not valid on Friday/Saturday)
Dylan Campbell
we even have our own Sup Forums user
we talk shit about you retards all the time, with your exclusivist bullshit
Austin Reed
why don't they just stay there?
Jeremiah Gutierrez
this website is for us now
Aiden Sullivan
but you already have one
Henry Moore
Heh, I guess those who couldn't handle it end up on reddit after all, licking their wounds
This is a tough scene, not everyone's built for it, ain't no shame in that
A man's got to know his limitations
Jose Foster
Sounds good, why don`t you go and stay go?
Joshua Williams
>all the cast dance and sing Don't Go Breaking My Heart during the end credits
Zachary Roberts
it's cool to fuck your classmates during recess
Cooper Bell
I'm on the fence if I want this movie spoiled. I probably do desu.
Aiden Sanchez
THE KANGAROO'S GOT THE INFINITY STONES
Jackson Johnson
KINO
Jace Jenkins
>Black Panther shows up
>audience starts cheering, howling and hollering
>a fat woman gets up and starts twerking
Noah Rogers
whats the state of the avanger right now ? are they back together after the captain america bullshit war ?
Josiah Rivera
Benjamin Jones
The trailer makes it look pretty good. I'm so afraid I'm not going to enjoy it because my expectations are raised. Whatever, i guess. I'll still be out with friends
Blake Lewis
There is nothing to spoil, fäm.
Adrian Martin
Sup Forums works because of anonymity. There are no social constructs holding us back from sharing our real opinions (or fake ones). When you use a username, people don't take your words at face value, they only see you as the character you've created. There's no objectivity there. Even on Reddit people will lampoon you based on your previous posts if they don't like your words. It's far more toxic than here.
Matthew Lewis
Jordan Reyes
>samefagging this hard
Landon Gray
quality posts. Shame you aren't a tripfag
Jeremiah Bennett
How do I keep count of my (You)s then? It's getting a little annoying with notepad
Hudson Williams
>>Audience gets up from their chairs and starts yelling out their Reddit usernames
Luis Bailey
Sup Forums is (or at least was) reddit but self-conscious. you're right about the porn tho
Isaac Cooper
don't fucking post his face, he triggers me
David Roberts
Jose Harris
>reylofag is also reddit
no surprise here
Adam Rogers
It's copypasta.
Luke Russell
Honestly if this doesn't happen I'll be disappointed.
Julian Diaz
Zachary Hill
Just fuck off, you're too retarded to be using this site.
Cameron Garcia
How do I trip?
Adrian Fisher
Tryhard cunt
Andrew Wood
...and he isn't giving them back
Matthew Collins
Cooper Reed
>>record scratch
>>my first literal LOL in a while
>>trying to explain while I'm laughing to the people around me
Thanks a lot user.
Cooper King
kino
fucking kino
Carter Sanchez
>being this pleb
Matthew Diaz
kino
Joshua Johnson
You don't belong here. You need to be old enough to know how to read the fucking rules and guidelines of the site you're posting on.
Jaxon Wilson
I would only watch this movie if I knew this was going to happen
Matthew Powell
>yelling out reddit usernames
Kayden Miller
How do I trip?
Matthew Roberts
drugs
Sebastian Williams
reddit is expanding exponentially
Hunter Martin
You just made my bus ride home user, thanks
Grayson Myers
Hello? Is this trip on? Test test
Hunter Stewart
Nice pasta
Alexander Johnson
You failed
David Richardson
Hmm, how do I leave this thread?
Landon Allen
This
They’re worse
Caleb Sullivan
>Thanos makes a Reddit post
"Hey I got gilded"
Jackson Morris
Got me good
Dylan James
Marvel flicks easily destroy peoples lives. Imagine all the forever infantilized manchildren wasting thousands of dollars over the course of their lives on meaningless children toys well into their 30s and 40s just because their lives are so shallow they have nothing else to fill the void.
Isaac Ross
>Thanos completes the Infinity Gauntlet
>Snaps his finger to kill half the universe
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>The Who - Baba O'Reily begins to play
>"See that guy? Yeah. That's me. Charming, I know. You're probably wondering how I ended up here. To tell you that, we're gonna have to go back. WAY back."
>cut to Thanos as a child murdering his mother
>"Woah, tiger! Not that far back!"
>Fast fowards to a school bus emptying
>"Thereeee we go! It was the first day of a school, and I only had one thing on my mind: my crush, Lady Death. See, I didn't know it then, but my life was about to be turned upside down."
Christian Flores
>the internal monologue is narrated by the narrator from the Goldbergs
Julian Nguyen
>Audience gets up from their chairs and starts yelling out their Reddit usernames
ehehhehehheehehe
Charles Cox
It should be Theeeeere we go, not Thereeee we go.