>daily reminder that while TLJ is shit SOME parts of it are kino and a love letter to the rest of the trilogy
Daily reminder that while TLJ is shit SOME parts of it are kino and a love letter to the rest of the trilogy
Evan Parker
Michael Hall
Connor Cruz
The whole movie is this good you're just too dumb to realize it.
Bentley Reed
Thing about it guyese, the original has people looking through screen, the new one too, the original has people laying in bed, the new one TOO
KEEEEEEEENO
Aiden Bell
This type of scene reference is easy to do.
Dylan Smith
I unironically loved The Last Jedi, and while I recognize many of it's flaws, I think it has a lot more to enjoy than hate.
Hudson Long
the movie is pretty awesome though, probably the canto bight is weak but overall its the best since ROTS
Josiah Wright
Nolan Cruz
it's the same that means it's good
Adam Watson
Epic bait
Asher Martin
Parallels images aren't deep or Kino if the theme isn't there. In BVS the religious imagery was to go hand in hand with the religious-like themes. In TLJ it's for the member berries only.
Ethan Martin
tlj is total kino and in 4 years time Sup Forums will have completely reversed its opinion. every fucking argument is either
>muh politics
or
>muh scientific implausibility
there was only one really shit scene, where the little grandma alien with the glasses introduced the casino level by hologram, which was basically a level transition cutscene from ratchet and clank. the rest was GOAT
Andrew Hall
It has Kino scenes which are dragged down by a retarded plot and gale force virtue signalling.
They character assassinated all the male characters for no reason other than "ERMAHGERD how subverted are your expectations right now?"
Grayson Cooper
Ugh, Sweetie....
Jace Jones
>every fucking argument is either
>>muh politics
>or
>>muh scientific implausibility
Why do you shills always post this stuff if the moment we start posting arguments explaining why the movie is shit you can't refute any of them? We've been through this
Joshua Phillips
>tlj is total kino and in 4 years time Sup Forums will have completely reversed its opinion.
going by how they masturbate about the prequels these days your not wrong. Though im pretty sure the dude who keeps spamming the board with the TLJ poster threads gonna off himself before IX from the asspain.
Ian Ross
>Star Wars ON ICE
Adam Diaz
>muh shills
The schizo is here
Daniel White
>SOME parts of it are kino and a love letter to the rest of the trilogy
You can't reuse some cinematography, then take the entire cast of characters of the last movies and absolutely ruin and fuck them in every possible way, and then still claim its a love letter to the original trilogies, because of the cinematography.
Liam Price
WHY DO YOU LIKE WHAT I HATEEEEEEEEE
Adrian Ramirez
Yes, sure, that fight scene is absolutely kino am i right?
Samuel Hernandez
pure kino right there
Lucas Green
>redemption
hope rey kills him. don't be a jedi pussy.
Christopher Taylor
looks better than picrelated
Owen Sanders
your arguments always boil down to either that or some cherrypicked comparison with the previous movies framed in a way which makes tlj look less 'clever' or complex or whatever
even if that comparison is valid it doesn't represent the overall quality of the movie. you can't refute an attitude. if you went to go see an original star war with this attitude you'd be just as mad
Anthony Diaz
Guys, the Praetorians were a non-human species that possessed compound eyes. Their helmets assisted in their ability to focus, but Kylo Ren used the force to nullify the effects.
They were CONFUSED! Read a fucking book!
Owen Thompson
That's Melvin. He's a very popular fighter/stuntman. He was in the TDKR.
Bentley Harris
nobody cares
Christopher Barnes
>boink boink
>ayo hol up lemme kneel
>now hit the stick
Jose Walker
Your defenses either boil down to
>muh politics!
Or
>muh scientific accuracy!
Julian Walker
because those are retarded things to get mad about in a star war
Joshua Miller
why would you get guards with vision problems!
Jaxon Morris
The good part of that fight however is the emotional aspect, not the choreography. The TLJ fight is only supposed to look cool, which it doesn't
>Also whataboutism
stop deflecting
Lucas Foster
best fight in the series, no cuts, wideangle lens, eight vs fucking two
Luis Garcia
For you
Leo Bell
>oh its about the emotions user
Brayden Johnson
Because Snoke didn’t wear anything under that robe
Levi Murphy
Why did vader suddenly feel the need to sit down?
Luke hadn't landed a single blow
>Perhaps it was nap time
Jeremiah Stewart
the emotional fight was at the end, the guard fight was supposed to be cool and intense.
Brayden Lopez
Why can't she CLOSE HER FUCKING MOUTH.
God she's so ugly. The guy who made this shop committed the biggest insult to portman i've ever seen.
Michael Sullivan
First off this Second off, the movie never implies, or shows that in any way. The book came out after the movie and just serves to explain dumb shit like this, and even then the best explanation they can come up with is "Well the guards are actually retarded aliens". I shouldn't have to read a book for the movie and its scenes to make sense, especially not if thats all they can come up with.
Fuck off
Ayden Price
But it isn't, which is what i implied
No one is talking about the fight at the end
Stop deflecting
Parker Collins
>love letter
It's called recreating the same shots in 90% of the movie. At what point is it just lazy reference?
Nicholas Allen
Sup reylos
No, not really. The movie just doesn't make sense on its own. Holdo's character could have stopped the mutiny by explaining her plan to the soldiers who thought they were going to die because she had no plan at all. The hyperspace ramming is also retarded, they could have used it before, not only in other movies but in this one too. The casino shit adds literally nothing and it's there for a plot contrivance, pure filler. No character has motivations or development they just do random stuff just because.
It's shit, user. The worst Star Wars movie of them all, worse than Attack of the Clones and the rest of them. If you liked the pew pew and the explosions, literally the only thing this movie has going on for it, then that's fine. But the actual movie is a piece of shit
Camden Wright
>God she's so ugly
Wrong. she is a beauty
Robert Thompson
Yes thats what i said, thanks for repeating that user
Jose Ramirez
for anyone
the politics are completely on the same level as the OT and far less overt than the prequels, and the science shit is totally consistent as well
Jack Ortiz
disney shills are really working hard today.
Henry Carter
>Complains that the person is confused as to why people like what he doesn't
>Only reply is screeching loudly and strawmanning because someone doesn't like what he likes
Its like poetry. It rhymes.
Brandon Rodriguez
It was a joke user.
Sebastian Howard
>stop deflecting
Brayden Stewart
>science shit it totally consistent
Every NuWars movie has added a new fuckup in the function of starships.
And you just defended the “science shit”, so it does indeed matter.
Elijah Johnson
TLJ was shit but that doesn't make soyposters welcome
Brayden Bailey
Woah, haven't watched the OT in like 10 years, but damn thats weak.
Guess you could give it a pass because it was made like 40 years ago.
Joseph Johnson
>daily reminder that Sup Forums is reddit
Dylan Hernandez
sup schizo, off the meds again ?
Gabriel Howard
Somebody start posting her big juicy ass
Brayden Edwards
No, it doesn't.
Tyler Foster
*blocks your weak diversity hires by casting a Samoan as Jango Fett*
Daniel Myers
>tfw some random user on Sup Forums pumped out some bullshit about the movie "originally" having 3 ghosts visit Luke instead of just Yoda
>Ben, Luke, then Anakin
>And that cockamamie story was unironically better than what we really got
I fucking hate everything Johnson did with this film.
Logan Ortiz
>stalking Sup Forums all day and spamming the board with the same threads
>attacking and dogpilling anyone who says they liked it
mental ilness, obsession.
Noah Ward
This kills reddit
Sebastian Jackson
>No, not really. The movie just doesn't make sense on its own.
firstly none of the movies make 'sense' under scrutiny. they're all held together by coincidences and arbitrary decisions
> Holdo's character could have stopped the mutiny by explaining her plan to the soldiers who thought they were going to die because she had no plan at all.
no shit, that's not a fucking flaw in movie that's a flaw in her command of the fleet you dingus
>The hyperspace ramming is also retarded, they could have used it before, not only in other movies but in this one too.
who gives a shit? there's tons of other shit in every new star wars movie that you can question why it wasn't used in the previous movies. they could invent any number of answers to that problem if it was important, but it's not
>The casino shit adds literally nothing and it's there for a plot contrivance, pure filler.
filler is a meme word. it advances the plot and character development. do you want me to present you with a number of scenes in shakespeare that don't have measurable or satisfying consequences
Mason Cook
This movie is pure unintented comedy KINO
Joseph Hernandez
More like a shit letter.
Chase Thompson
Nathan Reyes
Nice shot
Thomas Torres
they aren't 'fuckups' if they're scientifically implausible. the spacecraft in stars have always behaved like they're in air or on water or magic
Jeremiah Perry
>”totally consistent”
>it’s actually entirely inconsistent
Eli Morales
Every Reylo scene was high kino
Justin Miller
consistent with the series, you idiot
Aaron Rivera
You've got pretty shit taste then. And this is coming from someone who actually liked TLJ.
Ian Richardson
>Accuses me of being OP without a single fact to back that up
>"hurr you just spend time spamming Sup Forums all day" without a single fact to back that up
>Thinks that that would even be an argument
>claims i am "attacking anyone who says they liked it" without a single fact to back that up
>deflecting this hard
>Dumb frogposter
>reddit spacing
I rest my case
Eli Hughes
this thread is literally about "why do you hate what I like" retard
Angel Roberts
>firstly none of the movies make 'sense' under scrutiny
So TLJ is shit, good to know
>no shit, that's not a fucking flaw in movie that's a flaw in her command of the fleet you dingus
The flaw of beind a poorly written character
>who gives a shit?
People who care about consistency and good writting in their movies
>filler is a meme word
It's not, wasting screentime in a subplot that's there for a plot contrivance that could be just avoided and adds nothing to the plot or themes is what? Come on you know this one: shit writing
Jackson Allen
But it isn’t dummy.
>TFA: Ships can exit lightspeed inside of a shield. (Nullifies ROTJ) Falcon can ram into whatever the fuck it wants with no damage
>Rogue One: ships can enter lightspeed while on a planet (nullifies 7 movies)
>TLJ: lightspeed is a weapon of mass destruction (nullifies 8 movies), ships are completely obliterated by physical impact (nullifying TFA Falcon)
“Consistent with the series”
Nolan Clark
arguments :
>shill
>poorly written
>s-shit
Ayden Thompson
Should of had Kylo slit the guys throat with the crossguard when he hand him down
Jonathan Lee
A Star Wars thread without this guy can mean only one thing
>newfags
Asher Martin
>the rest of the trilogy
Is no one else going to ask what he meant by this?
Joseph Wilson
its quite literally
an invasion
David Torres
No, the arguments are here and that's not even 1% of everything wrong with this piece of shit. It's actually hard to make a movie this bad, maybe Rian did it on purpose. Maybe he was trying to S U B V E R T Disney from inside
Michael Cook
everyone is so fucking angry, have some funny
Brody Cooper
>adds nothing to the plot or themes
if it didn't add anything to the theme of the movie people wouldn't be getting so assmad about its politics. i could name thousands of great movies which have a subplot in which characters pursue a goal, fail and then return to the central drama. it's not a bad thing
you just keep doubling down parroting shit you've seen on here without trying to evaluate it from first principles.
>character makes poor decision
does not make them a poor character
>stunts and effects take liberties with laws of physics
does not make them bad stunts and effects
>subplot has unintended and ignominious consequences
does not make a bad subplot
Michael Ross
What about the shill attack on the reylofags?
Tyler Watson
>what a bold new direction for the franchise
>now look at all of these scenes stolen shot for shot, line for line from the original 6
TLJ apologists should jump off bridges or play in traffic.
Andrew Thomas
all you have to do is put 'some' in front of selected words in those sentences and you'd have no inconsistency whatsoever
Josiah Green
Another quality thread brought to you by the Walt Disney Corporation (tm)
Matthew Gutierrez
Well you can mentally condition yourself to accept anything. Regardless, you have admitted that the “science shit” is inconsistent AND that it does indeed matter.
Kayden Thomas
where my Daisy bros at ?
Jacob Cox
Aaron Stewart
i obviously haven't admitted that, i'm openly contradicting it
Ryder Campbell
Still seething, where is your reddit copy pasta schizo.
Aaron Young
Reylo was the only best thing in TLJ but rabid fanboys and Sup Forums don't admit it because they're still too butthurt about "MUH LUKE"
Prove me wrong.
Dylan Gutierrez
hopefully dead in an unmarked mass grave.
Gabriel James
>if it didn't add anything to the theme of the movie people wouldn't be getting so assmad about its politics
Something can have retarded heavy handed politics that piss some people off and STILL add nothing to the plot or themes of the movie. For instance: the casino subplot in TLJ
>>character makes poor decision
It makes it a shit character when that decision is illogical, unexplained and only the there to push the plot forward. Therefore Holdo is a shit character
>stunts and effects take liberties with laws of physics
It makes the entire movie shit when these liberties are incoherent with the rest of the movie or movies because they break the internal logic and the setting of the story. Having Leia fly in space is not shit in itself, it's shit because it doesn't make sense with the setting of these movies.
>subplot has unintended and ignominious consequences
The subplot is shit not because the consequences but because it's filler, as explained above
Camden Nelson
daisy defence force reporting in. whats up.
David Howard
>s-shils
Robert Russell
Xavier Robinson
>a few vague aesthetic similarities
>LITERALLY THE SAME MOVIE RREEE
This isn't even like TFA where they were openly making a soft remake of the original, youre just an autist who thinks he's smart for noticing there was a confrontation with the big bad guy in his throne room like in RotJ