>Through almost all of your pathetic life you have done nothing but obsess with fictional women. >But despite doing nothing but lusting after 2D women your taste is terrible. >Now we will put your "taste" to the test.
>The game is simple tell me who your waifu is. >If you have good taste you live. >But if your taste is shit, you drown in shit. >Your room will be filled with faeces till you drown.
You're my waifu. Marry me and I'll socket your puppet.
Ryder Torres
I'm assuming you want a Sup Forums waifu.
It's Lois Lane. Destroy me if you wish. Your taste cannot overcome mine.
Brody Taylor
Taste is a meme you nigger. People aren't born with some magical ability to tell "good" stuff from "bad" because these cathegories are made up by human mind, not nature. Besides, no "taste genes" have been ever found. "Acquiring" taste is also impossible because that suggests that there exist some kind of definitive criteria for "good" stuff. If that were true, the concept of opinion itself would be redundant (like it is in exact sciences like maths, you know, things that HAVE definitive criteria) Whenever a person speaks about taste, that means they actually mean >I don't have a single argument to back my opinion up so I'll just say my opinion is better than yours by default
Colton Johnson
t. someone who doesn’t have taste
Jason Jackson
It's Dear Old Emma. Say what you want, but she's pure, hot, tough and smart.
Jason Clark
ur dumb
Dominic Rodriguez
Ha jokes on you I don't have a waifu. Yea what ya gonna do now motherfucker?
Owen Cooper
I have several, mister Jigsaw
Parker Howard
My waifu's Sup Forums, not Sup Forums. Is that an automatic failure?
Wyatt Gonzalez
I'm willing to take a 3-day vacation for my waifu. Are you?
Evan Wood
Lum is best girl, fuck anyone and everything. I don't care if this isn't Sup Forums, you need to learn the truth!
Benjamin Lopez
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Chase Morales
J-judge Hershey is mai waifu!
Leo Long
...
Christopher Mitchell
Who died and made you the authority, Darling?
Joseph Sullivan
You're just salty I get to fuck marepussy and you don't.
Besides, you're dead from cancer and haven't been good since Saw III.
Aiden Baker
>ungreatful
Samuel Hall
My ancestors are smiling at me, Jigsaw. Can you say the same?
Hunter Nguyen
Die you degenerate Barneyfag
Adrian Collins
kill yourself
Hudson Jones
Do I live? Eh, fuck it, do whatever you want. Live's not worth living without a Lovecraftian horror gf.
Justin Gonzalez
Fucking Demencia.
Jaxon Barnes
Deadliest waifu in the galaxy
Proxima Midnight
Brody Rogers
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Dominic Jackson
Do ya Speak for the Dead ? or your a Game over ? I wanna know what Jigsaw apprentice I'm dealing with before I answer
Nolan Harris
best but normie teir
Ethan Barnes
Shut up Jigsaw you're just salty because your waifu got a doorknob into the baby.
Caleb Hernandez
Do your worst, Jiggy. If you kill me I'll end up in her arms anyway - I cannot lose!
Ayden Carter
My waifu is an autistic non-euclidian fourth-dimensional being, judge me as you will.
Brody Jackson
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Julian Green
>having a waifu lmao retards, that's so last year it's husbando season now
Andrew Gomez
I have evolved past the need for a waifu.
I have a daughter I pledge to protect.
Bentley Fisher
I want to kiss her lazy eye.
Isaiah Gonzalez
never forget
Eli Thomas
But jigsaw... YOU'RE MY WAIFU
Robert Reed
Bald waifus are god tier waifus.
Aaron Scott
Waifus are supposed to be pure of heart, for some reason people have forgotten that, why make someone your waifu who isn't?