Hey user, wanna have sex in this windowless van?

Hey user, wanna have sex in this windowless van?

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I can clearly see Chris Hansen in the side mirror.

STOP RIGHT THERE! You have the right to remain VAN-tastically silent.

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>five of them are boys

I don't like that ratio.

>Jump out of van
So, user. Why did you come here?

why does everybody on this show suffers from the rock eyebrow syndrome?

Because the Rock is a cool guy.

I was promised a ride in a van. But it's full of middle school kids

Depends, who am I having sex with?

But theres clearly 2 windows right there in the front. Possibly a 3rd one on the other side.

Sorry, I don't have sex with liars.

Meh, the joke was already sexual in the original cartoon. No need to take it further.

Not as much as the table, but close.

Wait a second, why is the side mirror transparant.

Even worse, it's only transparant to see the tree, you can't see the bit of van behind it.

Not to mention the side mirror is a window due to an animation error.

Got a link to the joke?

youtube.com/watch?v=Wfk82Dn3sNk

OK, it wasn't as rape-y as I remembered, but the implications are still there.

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I'd rather have sex with a sexy desk

youtube.com/watch?v=nu8sX9dAAsE

What about a squid?

You mean Chris handsome

Never get in the van.

Thanks.

I´m fine with the ginger girl, and the four (((white guys)))...but I´m feel unconfortable with the dude who looks like Obama

>not wanting a taste of Zack's big black cock

What are you gay or something?

I dont know, that guy look not like the others...but I dont know why..

>Chris tracks down pedos because virgin blood is more palatable to vampires
what a tweest

>tfw grew up in scummy lower class neighborhood
>would smoke weed in broken down van with different friends
>me and 2 guy friends, 2 girl friends
>we joke about how far we've gone with ppl
>couple starts getting too personal
>they hook up
>me and friend bang the other girl
>we fooled around every now and then but friend wants to date her
>moved away in a few weeks anyways

Youth is such a bizarre time, the older I get the weirder it feels. Was sexy times though.

If the van doesn't have a kick ass Rush mural on the side of it. I ain't getting in.

Hell no! last time I went into the van, Dan Schneider was waiting inside.

did i miss an episode? i think i missed an episode.

Did you?

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i think i would have remembered cave woman murawski. episode title?