What are some other things that no one else does like Gaston?

What are some other things that no one else does like Gaston?

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>No one denies the Holocaust like Gaston!

I think I found one of his descendants.

No one cucks Tyrone like Gaston
No one preserves and fights for the white race like Gaston

>No one masturbates to kittens like Gaston!

No one disrupts meteorological norms like Gaston!
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No one shitposts on Sup Forums like Gaston!

Get's dubs like Gaston

Underrated.

>No one bombs infidels like Gaston!

That's a blatant misrepresentation. We don't deny the Holocaust happened, we only take into question the official narrative of six million Jews being gassed and turned into soap and lampshades. But of course the mainstream media would never tell you that, gotta milk that goyim guilt money somehow, right?

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>No one smiles lovingly at the camera like Gaston!

>implying Gaston couldn't take that the next step further and convincingly persuade people that it was ALL a hoax, and that Hitler did nothing wrong, and wasn't even dead but still hiding in some remote South American village either peacefully on his deathbed or in suspended animation
He would honestly never be moved by a moderate skeptic who thinks this shit out in unambitious detail. At best he'd jump into the most extreme end of conspiracy theorist bullshit possible and meme it into the village's collective consciousness like the prevailing doubts that the moon landing was a hoax.

no one works the bussy on a dick like Gaston

No one launches fireworks like Gaston.

I know its too late to ask you but since you seem like an alright sort, what basis do you think that the numbers are a lie on?
There have been other atrocities committed recently that killed higher or equivalent numbers of people, and its not like the Nazi's weren't autistic when it comes to writing everything down and keeping statistics.

It's hard for them to believe so they deny it

NO ONE EATS ASS LIKE GASTON
MUNCHES BUTTS LIKE GASTON
NO ONE HAS A SCAT FETISH AS GROSS AS GASTON

First of all, it's doubtful that there even were six million Jews in Europe. Censuses show a number closer to 3-4 million.
Second of all, the immense number of Holocaust survivors and the fact that the missing number of Jews just happens to be the same number as the number of Jews in the US after the war.
Third of all, there are no Nazi statistics collaborating the six million number, or indeed, a systematic effort to kill Jews. Most of the Jews killed (ca. 2 million in all) were killed for acts of terrorism or for being Bolsheviks.
Fourth, the supposed death camps that the six million were gassed in and then turned into lampshades (which has been proven to be false), don't have the capacity to gas and burn that many people. Auschwitz, where four million Jews supposedly died, only had the capacity to burn 340,000 bodies, and that's assuming no problems come up and 24 hour use of the ovens!
Five, a lack of bodies. The stories here are ridiculous, going from a million people being burned to ash with no bone fragments left and buried in a field, to Nazis digging up mass graves and burning tens of thousands of bodies in the middle of a retreat. So many incredible feats of Nazi magic that made six million corpses just disappear! And so far, no body has been found that has been confirmed to die from gassing.
Six(gorillion)th, and final point, the Jews openly admit to lying about it! Plenty of "survivors" have admitted to making up the whole experience, and Simon Wiesenthal himself made up a whopping FIVE MILLION victims in the 70's to create an inflated number still being taught in schools today! If the Jews can make up such big lies so easily once, how can we know they didn't do it again?