ITT: Come with a plan to save the Dan

The dead can't talk

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he comes out as gay

I can see people defending him by saying feet aren't sexual and the girls weren't really abused.

He literally did nothing and was just the victim of the memes being more prolific than him.

That didn't work for Spacey

I really don’t understand, he isn’t actually guilty right? It’s just extrapolation because he’s fat and it makes him look like a creep when contrasted against the young girls whose shows he runs, right?

I wouldn’t be super surprised if something came out but everyone that’s ever worked with him has said he’s fine

>Donates to the ADL
>accusers are now labelled anti-semites.

Suing Nickolodeon before word starts getting out is his only chance.

>yes Dan...everything is fine

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>he isn’t actually guilty right?
naive to think that even matters anymore

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no one in that photo looks genuinely happy except him.

Say it was the alt-right Putin bots that are behind this

Dan "The Itsy Bitsy" Schneider
will crawl up your daughter's spout

so all this started because of the kid on the far right of the picture I'm guessing

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Request asylum in switzerland

she looks like she's tearing up.

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>he isn’t actually guilty right?

user, I...

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stop deflecting Dan, we all know you jizzed jew juice on justice ya fucking footfag

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Gonna have to ask you to delet this goy

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wherever you're from you should probably just go back

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I get the Jimmy Savile vibes from him in this pic, he acts fucking weird and the rest heard the rumors

I would have defended him to the death as long as he kept bringing new waifus into the light but now that he's been dumped there is no point.

Guys, he totally didn't do anything wrong.
He only wrote sexual innuendos in a kid's show, loves little children's feet (it's not even sexual dude, only boobs and vagina are sexual), and taken some pictures where he's extremely feely with underaged girls.
Leave Dan alone.

I know it was you weird your youtube stopped being linked

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>those tears

every time

And? AND? WHOOPDIE DOO WE RUINED SOMEONE'S LIFE WOW CONGRATS DIPSHITS. There is no proof against this guy, zilch, nada. It baffles me why such a great guy like Dan has been fired and slandered. He may be a little clingy. I get that. But he's a sweet guy who wouldn't harm anyone. He's a really funny writer too all of his shows are hits and the kids love him. Nick will burn without me. I know you guys will regret doing this to innocent Dan. So that's why I'm starting the hashtag #BringBackDanSchneider. Do something positive for once and help fix this wrong.

Dan, you’ve been rumbled. Just give it up.

stop posting it dan we know it's you

what's with that fat guy with the camera who starts filming dan as soon as he lurks around the corner? he knows something...

lame pasta is lame

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Also the parents paid the boyfriend to be with her.

Most of the reason that Sup Forums has been so obsessed with Dan for all these years is many of you are actual pedos just like Dan

Dan "The Cheek Divider" Schneider

So when is his trial? Nickelodeon wouldn't have kicked him to the curb unless he either got REALLY caught, or he stopped making money; which in either case means he got caught.
hahahaha, he's digging into ANYTHING not nailed down.

He says he's a trans child. Like that grown man who left his family to get adopted by an older couple so he can live like a little girl

Goddamn that's an ugly baby bitch.

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The guys in the back arent even trying

Andorra seems pretty comfy

>implying the plan hasn't been in motion for decades now
There is no Dan "pump her womb, with her parents in the next room" Schneider. He's actually two midgets in a fat suit. Now that the shit has hit the fan, they'll simply go their separate ways and disappear. Five years from now they'll reunite and get back to it. Only this time, the one that was on the top before will be on the bottom, so they'll look like a completely different person. This was the plan all along. Two short men playing the long con.

Is that his real hair or has he been wearing a wig the whole time?

you nazis disgust me, (((cool people))) dig BO and feet

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hahahahhahaa thats fuckin hilarious

Why was Spike TV holding an event with Dan Schneider?