Why does this ALWAYS happen?

Why does this ALWAYS happen?

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selection bias

Tee Hee upvote!

>living with your parents

>can't sleep
>watching sitcoms late at night
>generic main character gives birth scene
>she's moaning in pain for several minutes
>mom scolds me the next morning for watching "dirty movies" in the living room

>posting on Sup Forums past the age of 22

;)

>sister walks in during incest scene

Every time.

Typical teen response

I never understood why an otherwise good movie needs to shoehorn an explicit sex scene into the mix. For fuck’s sake we don’t need to see rhythmic pumping, sweat, o-faces, post-orgasm collapse, etc. Just show them slipping off each other’s clothes next to a bed and cut to them waking up. We KNOW what happens in between. I just want to see Denzel blow more cars up and not have an awkward three minutes of not making eye contact with my dad but also not looking visibly uncomfortable / uninterested. I DONT WANT TO WATCH PEOPLE HUMP WITH MY DAD IN THE ROOM FUCKING CUT THIS SHIT OUT.

virgin detected

They smell your boner and follow it

>he doesn't drink beer and throw the empties on the floor because he doesn't live alone

>are you winning son?
Sup Forums edition.

>locked my bedroom door and it's 4 in the morning
>slide a dresser in front of door as an additional barricade
>put in headphones on quietest setting
>start porn video
>take headphones off to make sure no audio is leaking
>decide to mute the video anyways because I'm too paranoid and won't be able to get an erecting
>my Dad's kicks in the door and knocks over the dresser
>my whole family (dad, Mom, sisters, and grandparents) walk in to me naked in my chair with a dildo up my ass and covered in lube

>be black
>Movie's 10 second sex scene begins
>my dad who's been missing for 12 years
>still missing

DAMN, THAT SHIT IS WHACK!

kek

god I wish that was me

i've watched a lot of tv & film with my dad that has had explicit scenes and it has never been awkward because we are just two bros enjoying kino together deSU

>virgin detected
Ok, I get it.
>lost my virginity
>watching a movie with my dad
>sex scene happens
>immediately make an eye contact with my dad, wink to him
>"Daaaaaayim, dad, check these boobs. He's a lucky guy, for sure. I would fkn destroy her ass. You know dad, I'm quite a sexually active guy as well."
>"Dats right my boy. I have a similar experience with your mom last night."
>give him high five

now yer gettin' it!