Im laying in my moms bed watching the outlaw josey wales eating popcorn we comfy out here
>who else here comfy kino?
Im laying in my moms bed watching the outlaw josey wales eating popcorn we comfy out here
You mean Jonsey Wales.
i-is your mom in the bed with you??
>laying in my moms
get her to jerk you off
Yeah she's right next to me eating popcorn watching the movie
Lol thats sick fantasies like that must remain fantasies
describe her smell
Stop being nasty i know this is Sup Forums but come on
>laying in bed with your mom
Im sorry you hate your mother m8
nigga what?
Scoot closer than Firmly grasp her titty
I'm too scared to call my mother
Reach through the internet and squeeze my dick queerbait
Watching Tron Legacy and got a blanket, might just quit and go to bed
Oof tron legacy? Why would you torture yourself watching that
Im chilling with my mom bro
For what?
I haven't answered her calls and messages for too long
Thats messed up dont ignore her like that
It's freezing I only got two hours sleep because I was woken up by foxes fighting in my garden and I can't to go sleep again because I have to wait for a delivery guy who may turn up anytime between 2 and 8 hours and I only have monster energy drinks in my house. I also feel extremely constipated. Fuck wednesday, fuck it to death.
>foxes fighting
dang man my life is never that exciting
I remember reading some story on here about a guy who kept brushing his mother off and ignoring her. In the end she commited suicide.
Overnight security shift and finally watched pic related, helped keep me awake due to it being one of the funniest movies I've seen recently. Highly recommend, it brightened my day/night.
IN YOUR MOM AND DAD'S BED!
*VHS hum*
Don't do it, Jimmy!
everytime I call her she seems sad but I just can't help it
>every time I call her she seems sad
maybe you should text her and tell her you'd call more if she wasn't a passive aggressive cunt
jk, call your mom bro, she loves you
Why do underage retards feel the need to post here while they are watching a movie, at least wait until the movie is over