I'm a woman and I'm about to watch this movie. What should I do to prepare myself?

I'm a woman and I'm about to watch this movie. What should I do to prepare myself?

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I don't really know what to tell you

When you find yourself emotionally confused and the seemingly irrational actions conducted by the characters, just remember that nobody blames you. It's not your fault you belong to the inferior gender.

To be bored out of your mind

is this a movie about boats

Think about discovering new lizards and birds while trying to kill the french

I'm ending this meme

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tits or gtfo

My mom loves this movie and the Gladiator is her all time favorite.

Watch what they do and say, really try and understand it. If you want you can come back here and talk about what it meant, lots of people have interesting opinions on it..

based grannies

>male: 133,025
>female: 15,744

you mean corroborate

not understanding it, ever

Nigger, you just proved women aren't even willing to watch it

>Number of women who saw the film could be a rounding error
>ending the meme

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BOOOM

IMDB is a male dominated site. Even twilight, Bridesmaids and 50 shades have more male than female votes.

And the women who do see it enjoy it as much as the en who see it.

There are other films which actually have a real discrepancy however.

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Turn your phone off, pay attention to the film and not some random secondary task you decided to do at the same time. Google the word "honor" and attempt to understand it. Try to consider what it would have been like being a man in those times and all the demands and burdens that would have been placed upon you. When the movie is over exchange sexual favors to your designated male provider for explaining the finer points of the movie that may have escaped you.

(You)

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Gender: female(male)

>133 000 vs less than 16 000
Women won't even watch it.

lurk more newfag

You guys are getting it wrong. It's not that women can't like this movie, it's just that they can't understand it. It is possible to like something yet not understand it. While being less noble and inferior to men, women are still human, so they still feel attracted or charmed by the ideas and concepts of "women will never understand" movies. However, their initial or basic instinct to like the movie is not backed up by their intelligence, so they end up not understanding the movie. After their failing to "get" the film, women react in one of two ways: a) they don't let their ego get the best of them and humbly like the movie, or b) they feel threatened by their lack of intelligence and to convince themselves into hating it. The latter of these two is definitely more common.

>Highest ratings are underage boys and grannies
What the fuck?

Imagine what you would be like if you had honor, reason and accountability.

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This plus nice dubs

Every man in this thread wants to fuck your mom

What was with the scene where they're trading for supplies and that island skank comes up?

Holy fuck these women are based

shit taste user

Post pic

all loose ends will be tied up in the sequel

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I think you read the table wrong.

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Sup Forums btfo as usual

REMEMBER TO NOT FORGET HIS NAME

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AND I’M COLBERT!

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does this even happen in the movie? am I going to have to rewatch again, I want to make a webm of this

>Movies young men will never understand

Because she likes the actor.

>tumblrina tells anons to lurk moar