Alright Sup Forums you have 48 hours to break in and kill Kevin McCallister, how do you do it?

Alright Sup Forums you have 48 hours to break in and kill Kevin McCallister, how do you do it?

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As a black man

who dindu nuffin
with a gun

set the house on fire

This

Bomb his house

came to post this

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I shoot him, which even the people in the film had every opportunity to do. Retards just didn't have a gun on them.

Wait outside until Kevin fucks up on his own traps and dies from them

call swat in onder to bring him out of his hide out, tehn swat dude freed him and in his way back home i surprise him with a 18 wheeler on his back

You try, but as you light the match a spray can of aerosol goes off in your face lighting you on fire instead.

As you throw the bomb through the window, it lands on a cleverly placed trampoline and bounces back out the window, blowing you up

Swat get absolutely massacred by the house and you're arrested for making a false police report

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1.Fire a mustard gas shell through the window of the house
2.Wait for 15 minutes inside a trench I dug up in the backyard garden before shelling.
3.Say my prayer, then put on my stalhelm and gas mask, take my MP 18 sub-machine gun
4. Look nervously on my watch, when round 15 minutes pass, blow whistle, going over the top, screaming "FOR KAISER"
5. Catch the little shit coughing blood in the basement, bayonet him to put him out of his misery. Hope that neutral observers won't realise that breaking of Geneva convention.

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Alright Sup Forums you have 48 hours to tell the difference between Daniel Stern and Chris Elliot

Penny all the doors and windows shut then attatch a hose to my car exhaust, stick it through the dog door and run the car all night, gas him to death. It's humane and painless, he would just fall asleep and never wake up.

>Swat get absolutely massacred by the house and you're arrested for making a false police report
ok.
i'll rather kill his entire family on their vacation, leading kevin to poverty dying young due famine

the names lmao

>wait til 3am
>sneak in basement
>slit throat in sleep
>Kevin is kill
>go through his mums knicker drawer
>take a few samples for scientific research
>go get waffles with the other wet bandits

The basement is like the most dangerous part of the house

48 hours to break in kevin mccallister? no problem for Sup Forums

Guns are banned in Chicago

does collateral damage matter in this scenario?

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wait for him to go to school he's bound to get shot

OPs premise didn’t indicate that Kevin had prep time.

If he did, I’m stealing a bus, lining it up with the house and putting a brick on the accelerator.

Ah yes, that's why there are such low gun crime rates there.

Let's not make this political, I'm just offering a canon explanation as to why the Harry and Marv didn't have guns

they didn't have guns because it's a kid's movie, retard.

What's political? Criminals have guns even in places where they're heavily regulated, nobody outside muttland is surprised by this fact. Chicago is a hive of gang violence, thugs - ones doing fucking home invasions at that - not having guns because muh gun laws makes 0 sense.

They pulled a gun on him at the end of the second movie

>Swat get absolutely massacred by the house
>false police report
'scuse me?

Ring at the door with a poisoned pizza.

Second movie is in NYC.