LOOK MOM, I'M CINEMATOGRAPHYING

LOOK MOM, I'M CINEMATOGRAPHYING

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Embarassing.
What film?

its the one with the snow

The Revenant

That is really ugly.

I hated this shitty videogame cinematic when it came out and all my friends loved it. Mind if I use you as reference?

We're The Millers

looks dogshit

watched this once, over rated crap

>WE NEEDED TO GO TO CHILE TO FIND ANY SNOW

what did they mean by this bros

>judging cinematography by a 640x360 yify tier webm

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i WATCHED the movie you FAGGOT it was TERRIBLE

Not that user but I also saw it and didn't think it was terrible. Maybe a bit overrated but not terrible.

Honestly couldn't tell you what happens at the end though. Not even sure if I watched the whole thing.

holy shit this

I automatically think of anyone who seriously rates Inarritu as a pseud

i watched it to the end and i cant remember a damn thing apart from
>banes nuts
>muh pelts
>Jordan Belfort eats a bear or something
>someone fights someone at the end and the dead

Meet the Fockers

I haven't seen the movie, but this reeks of "trying too hard."

It looks pretentious as fuck.

every local made fun of leo because there was never any snow in that season when they were shooting

LOOK MOM I'M DIRECTING

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this whole movie

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this is annoying thread.
Sup Forums fucking sucks now. all these young Sup Forums kids realized "i loik moobies too"

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LOOK MOM! I'M KINO!

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MOMMY LOOK! I'M KINOING! CAN I GET OSCAR MOMMY?

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Anyone actually going to point out WHY this sucks?

no one knows. it's pure fear/delusion that motivates these comments.
for what it is, it's a well constructed scene

>it's a well constructed scene
this is your brain on Tarantino, this is your brain on Fincher, this is your brain on Villeneuve

LOOK MOM I'M 4CHANNING

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it's just movies you fuckin sophomoric mong. i bet you don't even read.

LOOK GUYS I'M A DIRECTOR
THIS IS SO DEEP GUYS

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BASED MEL XDDD AMIRITE

this is you brain on Nolan
this is your brain on Anderson

LOOK MOM, I POSTED IT AGAIN

this is your brain posing as intelligent on Sup Forums while marinating in spite in your mommy's lap you spiteful neet

this is your brain on Whedon

im not sure if revenant or only god forgives is the tryhardiest movie ever

anything is better than angry-Sup Forums-normie-mind-plague imo

god i wish that was me

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That'd be Blade Runner 2049. A literal video game.

this is your brain on Gerwig

The Revenant is literally the best looking digital film in cinema history, you have to be quite of a delusional faggot to think it looks bad.

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>I HATE WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO MAKE MOVIES LOOK NICE WHY CAN'T I JUST WATCH TWO HOURS OF SHIT BEING SMEARED ON THE LENS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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top kino

Birdman was great
fuck this piece of shit though

This scene is kino and anyone who disagress should kill themselves

*farts in your face*

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Is this a meme now? Someone please explain to me what's wrong with this scene and its "cinematography", as if you know what that actually means or what it represents in film. The Revenant was an okay movie but it's opening sequence was well done. fuck you.

there's no sense of location, it's just a series of ebin shots that don't really make much sense when you try to place things

seriously delusional

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the revenant is certainly one of the best looking films every made in digital cinema history. not the best though. hard to pinpoint the best, the neon demon and br2049 certainly look better.

was bladerunner not film?

4/10 bait
BR 2049 looks a video game and is by far the most dishonestly shot film I've seen this decade, next to the king's speech.

Nope, digital. Extremely good achieved texture though

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>dishonestly shot
wew

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excactly what is wrong here niggeranus?

more stuff happens in video games and they don't take as long to finish as BR2049

All right, I'm tired being a poser.
Reccommend me some REAL FILMMAKERS

>can't do anything good or retards on Sup Forums will make fun of you
Good thing they're rich

oh man...i cannot watch this shit without cringing big time

fincher
tarantino
nolan
inarritu
villeneuve
refn
boyle
gibson

No one really seems to be trying to explain why they don't like it so I may as well try although I don't really know much about film. What I don't like about this clip, and moments scattered all over this film and similar movies, is the overly choreographed smoothness combined with a gonzo documentary type camera work actually takes me out of the story, I become highly aware that a complex technical feat is being pulled off, which leaves me thinking more about the production side of the film than anything occurring in the narrative. Moments in films like this often cause me to think of those scenes in children of men that are really long takes and how the first time I watched the film I was so absorbed in the film itself I didn't even notice them. It is almost the complete reverse here.

>nolan

surprised you made it three names down before realising it was a meme list

the problem with takes like this is that they look too rehearsed unless they are really well acted. In this particular scene, the guy falling into the flames and being dragged out looks particularily glaring. The guys dragging him out react before hes even fallen into the fire.

The way arrows and shots are coming from all directions despite a clear lack of enemies or concealment where they could be makes this feel contrived.

fincher and tarantino are kino as fuck regardless of leddit.

>tarantino [is] kino as fuck

AHAHAHAHAHA OH NONONO

but these are the reason I said I'm just a poser

birdman was terrible

>muh continuous take that isnt even a continuous take
>muh shitty percussion drum score

this same thread has been posted eveeryday this week. are you trying to spawn a new meme? this is normally how they start, someone posts a controversial webm bait with GUARANTEED replies. im not mad at you OP, im just observing.

this sounds like a form of autism to be honest

>tarantino are kino as fuck regardless of reddit.
Get the fuck away from me and Sup Forums in general.

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thread theme song right here
youtube.com/watch?v=qUfuOSq-1B4

God all these dynamic camera movements in modern movies. Can't keep the camera still for 3 seconds so you can tell what is going on because the popcorn gorging cheeto dust children will lose all interest.

>dishonestly shot
The absolute state of Sup Forums contrarianism.

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It's just one guy forcing a meme.

same with that user who keeps saying "fag enabler"

(you)