Why did JK Rowling veto the idea of Spielberg directing the movies?
Why did JK Rowling veto the idea of Spielberg directing the movies?
Dylan Cox
Brayden Howard
Alright, well, I guess I'm gonna jack off while I look directly into her eyes now.
Colton Garcia
incoming
Jordan Scott
>the formula that leads to dullness.jpg
Aiden Watson
Ahh, that was great.
Colton Scott
What is that expression supposed to convey?
Justin Ward
"No!"
Jeremiah Collins
Women hate art because it makes them feel dumb
Jayden Howard
She could choose who directed the movie?
If she could then why didn't she choose a female?
I imagine it would piss her fans off to no end if true
Noah Lee
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Ayden Rogers
Spielberg wanted it animated, which is something no one else was interested in.
Jose Anderson
The Spielberg movies would have been set in the US so would have been a big departure from the books.
Adrian Wilson
WHERE
IS
THE
PASTA
Jeremiah Rivera
MOMMY
Brody Collins
Spielberg would have completely rewritten shit and just bullied his way through production on what he wanted rather than what she wanted.
It is her franchise. She is entitled to do with it as she sees fit. And I am glad she kept Spielberg off of her movies. I think they would have lost a lot of the English charm present in the movies.
Levi Robinson
spielberg would have been completely in charge
Leo Taylor
Because he is a jew.
Dominic Rivera
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Julian Garcia
Why are there so many Harry Potter threads
Thomas Cox
"No!"
Wyatt Harris
based deh poster
Austin Perry
Easy. Rowling is a closet white supremacist. Why did Harry ditch a hot Chinese girl for some frumpy chick who looks like his best friend? Why are goblins such Jewish racial stereotypes?
Matthew Collins
She's a low-key antisemite
Owen Nelson
Reddit's favorite franchise
Aaron Flores
>26 minutes later
>It hasn't happened yet
Huh.
Jeremiah Collins
Why? Think of all the great surreal imagery they could get.
Adam Rivera
Harry/Hermione was originally canon
Connor Garcia
>The wizarding world has an entire race of sentient beings who love being enslaved.
Grayson Walker
Normalfags wouldn't like it then as animated is visual proof that it's for children
Lincoln Bennett
Because she wanted to ensure it will forever be the shittiest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy shitter and his pals from Hogshits Academy as they shit on assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the shitty imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of shit and ineffective use of special shit, all to make shit unmagical, to make shit seem inert.
Perhaps the shit was cast when Rowshit vetoed the idea of Shitberg directing the shit; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a shit of art that meant anything to anybody - just ridiculously profitable cross-shit for her books. The Harry Shitter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Shitter series in its refusal of shit, beauty and more shit. No one wants to face that shit. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were shit though
"No!"
The writing is shit; the book was shit. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a shit, the author wrote instead that the character "unloaded a timber."
I began marking on the back of a shit every time that phrase was shat out. I stopped only after I had marked the shit several dozen times. I was shitting myself. Rowshit's mind is so governed by shit and dead shit that she as no other style of shitting. Later I read a lavish, shitty review of Harry Shitter by the same Shitten King. He shat something to the effect of, "If these kids are shitting Harry Shitter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to shit Shitten King." And he was quite right. He was not shitting you. When you shit "Harry Shitter" you are, in fact, trained to shit Shitten King.
Samuel Martinez
This. Plus he wanted Hailey Joel Osment to play Harry and probably would have picked up the rest of the cast from the local Bah Mitzvah's. There's a lot wrong with the movies, especially the later ones, but Spielberg would have made the first 3 far worse and who knows about the rest.
Luke Hernandez
Mason Wilson
Spielberg would've smashed the kids
Josiah Barnes
Perhaps Spielberg would have altered the script considerably? I don't really know anything about the books or how close the movies are to them, but maybe his take would have been very different.
Jace Bailey
Adrian Nelson
Why is that a bad thing? Books aren't perfect. Loads of beloved movies are different from the book. The Shining? Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Blade Runner? The Dark Knight trilogy? This whole "movies need to be just like the book" meme needs to stop.
Jackson Young
Cool JKR and SS don't work for the same people maymay
Joshua Thomas
>shittiest franchise
I think you mean dullest.
Adam Hughes
One thing about that chart. I legit hate the Great Gatsby. I like classic literature (Animal Farm is my personal favorite)
Isaiah Wright
That's true. Hell, this is the argument I've been saying for years.
Angel Garcia
Do you think her being being so pro SJW is just repression(Like the anti gay politician who turns out to be gay?)
James Rivera
He's a hack Auteur compared to the talented Studioman Chris Columbus.
Robert Hernandez
Do you think your being so anti SJW is just repression(Like the anti gay politician who turns out to be gay?)
Jonathan Martin
FUCK YOU GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKERS
YOU GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKERS
GOD DAMN
MOTHERFUCKERS
WHEN YOU FUCKING ABANDON YOUR GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING APPOINTMENTS
THAT IS A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE OF MY DAY THAT I SCHEDULED FOR YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOT
YOU GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOT
THAT WAS A HOLE FOR ME TO BE IN YOUR AREA
OTHER PEOPLE WANTED IT BUT I WAS RESERVING IT FOR YOU YOU GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOT
NOW I HAVE TO SCRAMBLE TO FILL IT
OR SIT IN A GOD DAMN PARKING LOT YOU GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOT
AND THEN I HAVE TO GO TO YOU WHEN I'M IN A WHOLE DIFFERENT AREA YOU FUCKFACE
QUIT FUCKING MY SCHEDULE DUE TO YOUR FRIVOLOUS BULLSHIT YOU FUCKING GAY ASS FAGGOT BITCH
FUCK YOU ROWLING
FUCK YOU JK ROWLING
Christopher Williams
/thread
almost as good as the Spielberg/Netflix fake news the other day
Xavier Rogers
What did he mean by this?
Dominic Morris
Shit intro, apply yourself.
Ethan Gutierrez
Because she is Christian and didn't want it ruined by a Satan worshipping Jew.