The butthurt she inspired is incredible

The butthurt she inspired is incredible.

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CAPTAIN HOLDO

Game of Thrones HODOR

Both suicide.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN. Starwars copied GoT.

powerful female characters are a mary sue

She looks so fucking dumb. Worst character in the history of cinema.

Why the purple hair though?

why was Yoda green? it's make believe

maybe she was a different species that had purple as a natural hair color

I don't even know what film or TV show this character is from, and I never will

Hiding this thread immediately after posting this. Saging too

People need to respect a legend like Laura Dern. She makes “film,” not movies.

Why does the guy behind her wear what looks like an imperial officer uniform?

lmao

>haha i'm glad they inserted a blatant sjw character into star wars
go back to tumblr, sweetie

maybe he was a defector

To make her look like an outsider, someone who's more of a desk jockey than an actual military leader, and lead you to believe she's someone you shouldn't trust, then SURPRISE it turns out she actually is one of the good guys

your expectations were SUBVERTED

>LOL GUYS so good that they put something bad in my movie sorely to make others angry haha based i loved it

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Hey guys, remember the time that Mon Mothma didn't tell anyone the plan to blow up the second Death Star, so Luke and pals went down to Endor to try and shut down the shields without telling anyone? But then Mon Mothma hyperspace-rammed into the core of the Death Star and destroyed it, thus making every scene on Endor completely pointless? Man, the Disney Special Editions were weird.

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>another fucking undercover reylo thread

Some side book explains why, pic related.

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>Holdo was force-sensitive

god wookieepedia is the fucking worst

this is "Obi-wan was born on the planet jon stewart" all over again

Although Wookieepedia is shit when it comes to echochamber bs, it didn't make any of that up. Laura Dern talked about Holdo being Force sensitive in the script/backstory yersterday.

Next time she'll probably reveal holdo was in Hogwarts

Imagine caring this much about a character whose only purpose was to stand-in for Fisher's coked out ass and suicide

A CIS LORD?

What's the name of xer home planet, Estrogen?

it's clear proof that insecure men are very intimidated by smart women in powerful positions.
t. roy vasquez

Kek.

>implying women don't just turn to shit after the age of 30

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>why
powerful stronk woman

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I would still like to fuck Alexis Bledel, at full force in her vagina, mouth, and ass.

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This sounds like bad fan fiction
>Astrology
>In Star Wars

>rebelled against her peaceful planet

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She's a falseflagging villain like in Mobile Suit Gundam

This. Whoever OK’d this scene is based.

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multiple threads about her every fucking day

>She looks so fucking dumb. Worst character in the history of cinema.
you are a woman hating nazi. leave.

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>People need to respect a legend like Laura Dern

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Its not just her appearance, her entire character is puzzling to me. She's a "literal who" who just comes out of nowhere when they could've used better characters like Ackbar, she doesn't dress like an admiral, she doesn't behave like an admiral, she refuses to tell anyone her plan for no reason, she ridicules Poe for letting his recklessness and attitude get the better of him while his men were killed, and then just goes ahead and lets her recklessness and attitude get the better of her which gets a bunch of her men killed, but is hailed as a hero instead? Who thought up this character? Why?
I'm pretty sure i could dream up a better and more coherent story in my dreams

>She's a "literal who" who just comes out of nowhere

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they look like they fuck black guys

underrated

Cheap alien outfit

>how do I rebel against my planet?
>right, I'll dye my hair
Brave

>she doesn't dress like an admiral
their leaders seem to dress in whatever the fuck, the females one at least

So she's literally a SpaceJW. I miss George

But it made sense for Leia and Mon Mothma. Not only were they both politicians and not military officials, but Leia was also a princess. Also once Leia becomes more of a military figure she does dress more appropriately.

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back then, in the latest movie she was dressed just as evening gown-y as her replacement

She's a great strategic astrology believing mind who as a little girl dyed her hair because she felt oppressed by her peaceful society and longed for peace by rebelling against the warlike society of the galaxy by continuing to dye her hair even though she's a post-menopausal woman and by saying stupid shit in a monotone/singsong (read: autistic) voice thus irritating all of the cis white males under her command.

>this is "Obi-wan was born on the planet jon stewart" all over again

That was literally George Lucas saying it to Stewart in a Q&A, just like he gave Sam Jackson a purple lightsaber just cause he asked. It just shows that Lucas isn't as anal about SW as all those people that lost their shit over Darth Icky.

And that's a good thing.

I wonder how many butthurt dipshits watched it again just to be butthurt all over again

If by "threatened by" he means "don't watch" and by "women characters" he means "bad movies" then I just got BTFO.

Less her than the demand that we think she was somehow totally correct and blameless.

...and that's a good thing

Supposedly Johnson was writing the script since 2014 or so, meaning be may have always intended to bump Leia away for this abomination to take the reins.

If she can really is just a last minute substitute then it's really amazing how fucking badly they managed to write her in such a short amount of time.

I will note how fucking hilarious it is that even a dumbass like Holdo knows her homeworld is total dogshit.

shes a femminist

And that's a good thing!

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>Supposedly Johnson was writing the script since 2014
wow, he put a lot of effort into being bad

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I dream of a time when someone buys star wars from Disney and declares EU canon while calling the new trio non canon.

The amount of butthurt when these bad characters will be known as filler characters.

Will it ever happen lads?

it was a movie that was erasing itself from memory as it was unfolding in front of me. i knew the whole thing was whack early on in the movie, that it was just an empty exercice... disney giving us the old roundabout, a trip to nowhere where nothing is solved, nothing basically happens . at the end they are at the same point as the begining. and that character is part of that thing, that non-motion... force-injecting some pathos in a non-motion when you know that none of that matters: couldnt buy it. so i am not mad at that character, just let down by the whole movie.

Astrology is bad enough on one planet, astrology on thousands of planets is just nonsense

You mean in the libshits defending that retarded character, right? Making fun of her is not "butthurt", you retarded faggot.

fixed

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WHAT DOES ""REBELLING AGAINST PEACE"" EVEN MEANS !!!?????????

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she was only created to create butthurt.
just because it was successful doesn't make it good

The terrible thing was using the ship as a kinetic energy weapon. If that were feasible in the Star Wars universe, it would basically be the only means of space combat, done at great distance. Also, autopilot? Also Laura Dern herself sucks.

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i literally read it as that everytime and have to doubletake

>ahmed
>be diverse or be punished

What was really distracting was that her hair color was CG and it was obvious. They didn't even bother to really color her hair.

When will Star Wars die?

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>CG
face too

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on that subject, why does the movie act like it's so BRAVE for making Holdo a character when the original movie's leader of the rebellion was Mon Mothma?

They wanted to give her purple hair but were too lazy to make her an alien, like a Chiss or something.

but none of that was portrayed in the film, she just shows up out of nowhere, refuses to do anything, then kills herself

Man I want to fuck that grandma

Except her wookiepedia entry literally states she dyes her hair from a feminist planet as an act of rebellion.

I know George Lucas was just making a joke, retard. My problem is that wookieepedia autists immediately took it as gospel and decided that Obi-Wan, within canon, was officially from planet john stewart

>she dyes her hair from a feminist planet as an act of rebellion
Of rebellion against her peaceful home culture, no less.

>planet john stewart
"Planet Jon Leibowitz" is what is actually cannon.

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She's Force Sensitive. Which explains the butthurt.

She killed millions

holdo
hodor
old whore
POTTERY.

His wife looks like she's into some extremely kinky shit

you dam well why

would still smash

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Is holdoposting the new frogposting? I'm in.

Honestly, i think in the writers mind that status quo is a bad thing. Even if peace become that status quo is a bad thing.

I also don't understand why you would change your name like that. For what purpose?

Her character is so fucking dumb she could've gotten people killed by holding information and then attacking back. Yeah, they all had their little Star Trek phasers set to a polite stun, but what if someone fired a real blaster?
What a pointless fucking character.

I mean that's pretty much what modern feminists/sjws are doing

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film?

Immature people (such as teenagers) might come to find peace boring.

Or maybe Gatalenta (her planet) was actually boring, what with its understated fashion standards.

According to Wookiepedia:
>Gatalenta was a warm, uncommonly tranquil planet famed for its tea, lengthy, erudite poetry and meditative retreats. Natives of Gatalenta were renowned for their calmness and serenity, and rose each day to thank the planet's multiple suns for rising. Love and compassion were taught and practiced fondly by the people of Gatalenta, and crying openly was considered a virtue and proof of a caring heart. The Gatalentan people were also known for living austerely, with the only colorful parts of their attire being traditional red cloaks.

Most things in this movie were pointless. Pointless subversions, pointless characters, pointless casino shit, pointless trip to Luke's island, pointless charge into the death ram thing,.. What fucking changed at the end of the movie? Now Rey is a little stronger without really doing anything, and like half of the rebellion died? Sure? I guess Luke died too but he was useless in the context of the movie. They all fucked off back in space so we're back to the "empire chasing rebels" scenario, great.
Such writing is embarassing.

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Oh yeah, I forgot, Snoke dies too.
They subverted him so hard I forgot about him.

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I'll give J J Abrams credit, it does take skill to be able to destroy two franchises, let alone just one.

this kills Sup Forumstards

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