Is there a single shittier film youtuber?

Is there a single shittier film youtuber?

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Chris "I grew up with ____!" Stuckmann

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Razorfist

This guy has such a whiny childlike voice. I have no idea how he's carved a career for himself doing audio based reviews

IHE

>pic related speaks for itself

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Bingo, being a nitpicky count does not equate to intelligence.

t. derek savage

>"M-muh Prequels are underrated masterpieces! DAMN YOU, PLINKETT!!!"
>"The Witcher is a ripoff of muh Elric comics. FUCK YOU, CDPROJEKT RED!"
>"Omikron: The Nomad Soul, Duke Nukem Forever, Dragon Age: Inquisition, and nuDoom are 'excellent games', and if you disagree, you're blocked on my Twitter."
>"I delete discussion threads where I'm proven wrong in order to protect my integrity."
>"I whiteknight Spoony & DSP because I love being contrarian."
>"WAHHHHHH! JEWTUBE'S 'BLACKLISTING' MUH IMPORTANT INTELLECTUAL VIDEOS!"
>Calling out and trashing Seventh Son for its chorus repeats and "synth-rock ballads" despite many other songs (not just by Maiden) that he likes doing the same chorus repeat "gimmick" ("Breaking The Law" and "Caught Somewhere in Time" came to mind)
>Saying Number of The Beast is overrated is a bit understandable on his end, but to say it turned most people off from metal is complete bull. Is every metal fan who likes this album just deaf or something? Its considered a classic by most for a reason, and that is not just because of its "historical significance" like he says. That being said: this isn't actually my favorite Maiden album, but its essential to their discography nonetheless.
>he calls out Maiden fans for hating No Prayer For The Dying / Fear of The Dark on their own terms, yet will defend his own hatred for NOTB and SSOASS by calling out all the "fuckwits who defend it" and arguing in the comment section. He's just being hypocritical at this point.
This is Daniel Harris in a nutshell. He's an insecure tryhard edgelord faggot who comes across as a chimera of Noah Antwiler and Bob Chipman. Very easy troll bait.

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No fucking idea who this is.

A dog fucking furry.

that's my big problem with YMS. There are plenty of shit film reviewers, but YMS thinks he's a genius and that arrogance really gets under my skin.

Fpbp

Mumkey.

He has a voice for silent film and a face for radio.

when will this meme end. they're actually entertaining and were pretty well liked which led nu/tv/ to hate them because they think being contrarian is the same as being smart

Adam is at least funny, has personality and has seen a lot of films.

Other youtubers like Ralph and IHE are just terrible tho. Ralph thinks he's hot shit because he's going to film school but he's a terrible film maker with no talent who should just stick to comedy videos and go to college for business or something.

IHE just doesn't watch enough films to be considered a reputable "critic" in any sense. You can tell he has poor taste and only watches Disney cartoons. The dude is a fucking idiot he complains about story structure in David Lynch films

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this

>"I didn't like this David Lynch film because it didn't have a good enough story and I didn't think it was weird enough either and the characters weren't relatable"
>"I give it a 3/10"
>meanwhile film student Ralph keeps saying it's amazing without saying what exactly he thinks is amazing about it
>the state of YouTube film reviewers

see, out of the sardonifags Ralph is the only one who I don't think is a cunt. Seems down to earth and pretty honest about some of his shittier opinions.

Nu-Doom is pretty good tbf but yeah this guy's a faggot.

Is this an updated confused matthew?

so we agree they all suck every youtube movie reviewer yes? except QuintonReviews of course

They're all decently funny people on their own but for someone who goes out of their way to be overly critical Ralph always has the most shallow film student tier criticism.

>this editing was bad
>that song choice was so bad
>the acting was really bad

He's better off just being funny instead of trying to be a serious film critic because if you look at the films he's made he clearly doesn't know what he's doing.

>QuintonReviews
he's funny, but his voice is a bit douchey. A little too nerdwriter

kys

Sort of, but worse and more cancerous.

Adam was really upsetting me last episode. His holier than thou attitude really makes me want to take a nailgun to my left nut

Fuck off mumkey

CinemaSins is just this dialled up to 11, I'm surprised no one has mentioned it yet. The entire format is just nitpicking usually almost irrelevant details and acting smug about it.

>except QuintonReviews of course
Fat libshit with contrarian views.
Pass.

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Why the hate?
He's on point most of the time. One of critics that I actually listen to.

Fuck off Erich

Is it really true that this guy rants about "man's freedom to suck off their animals cocks"

sounds like animal abuse to me famalam, they cant really consent can they, they might just be acting all chill because they think you'll stop getting them food or something.

I don't think most here would consider cinemasins a review channel, or an anything channel really.

Ralph is the only one who isn't a poorfag so he's naturally happy
yeah I can see that I just like his weird cartoon reviews I also can handle phelous's monotone voice as well

Well when you're doing a podcast with a pretentious film student and another person who just watches Disney movies someone has to act like they know what they are talking about. Adam has probably seen more films than the two of them combined but I agree he can be unnecessarily critical. I did agree with Adam when he shut down Ralph by saying Spiderman Homecoming wasn't that good.

That movie was utter dogshit

Is this a tranny?

I like that 'Goodbadflicks' guy.

he doesnt really review, he does more mini documentry style videos on how movies were made, the back story and shit.

he doesnt seem to review all films though, just oldschool and horror stuff.

I think it's about as legitimate as any of the channels being brought up. Half of them are gimmicky and tongue in cheek.

what only his friend is gay man and he isn't too in your face with his ideological beliefs

hes the worst of the three sardonicunts at film reviews but jar media is still a good channel and hes entertaining, yms is better at critiquing movies but hes an unlikeable prick (especially in his reviews) to the point where i can barely sit through one of his videos, ralph is good but doesnt really back up why he thinks what he thinks enough, still funny though.
100% this, he constantly interrupted the other two and even laughed at ralph at one point, serious dick

yes.

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third time I see this fag being shilled today. I watched half of the video and wanted to end myself

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This. Sometimes the reasoning behind his scores I don't agree with but he's usually in the same ballpark with how id rate most things. Me and him had the same ratings in our heads for Black Panther and The Ritual

I was with him on that, for sure. The Raimi spiderman films aren't even comparable to homecunny

>Saying a reviewer is shitty is "shilling" them
Go away you delusional paranoid faggot

Doug is unintentionally hilarious though, and he doesn't come of as a cunt so ups for that
JAR is great and Adam is a cunt. 100% to all of this

>he didn't name cinemasins
Bad thread ex machina *ding*

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why didn't batman just hit them with his cock

His criticism sucks. Most of it is quickies that are Ralphthemoviemaker-tier shallow. The only thing he has to one up Ralph is that he has probably seen more movies than him, which isn't saying much

>laughed at Ralph
Why is this a bad thing? The dude is 20 years old he has a lot to learn about film.

When you willingly watch all Marvel films and enjoy them and your top 10 is made of 5 Kubrick films you barely have enough agency to review Twilight let alone discuss real films

This.
His "Exploring" series is like mini-documentaries about making a film. Often some obscure but fascinating shit, like The Roar:

>youtube.com/watch?v=38Taw9wIi2g

you think this is bad? oh it gets worse..

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Georg Rockall Schmidt is pretty comfy if you're looking for someone to binge.
Found so many unusual films thanks to his recommendations.

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>but jar media is still a good channel
>JAR is great
Based.
Rarely see them brought up.

>this scene was so hella epic that i removed all the sins from the video

this

the Georg Rockall Schmidt show is pure kino

Only like the first 3 minutes of his reviews are good. when he starts reciting the entire fucking movie is when you call him a dogfucker, and close the video.


his top films of the year are pretty decent. gives me ideas.

Hbomberguy.

You don't like a four year long frame by frame Synecdoche New York review user?

The only thing I like about them is the running gag of saying
>Oh, fuck you.
In response to the most egregious and implausible jump scares in movies

Yeah his top movie recommendations are always solid. I wouldn't have known about raw if it weren't for him.

because its kind of a cunty way to act on a podcast that youve agreed to be on with what are essentially two peers, and its also not the best way to encourage someone to expand their taste. it doesnt even matter if you think hes right or not, it just made for an uncomfortable moment in an otherwise friendly engaging podcast
yeah, he said on one cast that he tries to avoid talking about plot details in his reviews which is fucking hilarous when put next to any of his videos which are just him describing a scene then saying "WHAT?"
frickin sweet

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They may be hack frauds, but they're on a completely different level compared to everyone ITT. They get recognition from actual filmmakers

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How is this worse? The guy is just saying things he liked about movies, it's a lot better than nitpicking every single thing about a film then labeling it as satire

Any actual upbeat reviewers? Most of them have taken the AVGN shtick of "THIS [blank] IS ASSSSSSSS"

It's just friendly banter m8. I doubt Ralph minded much he's basically been slurping Adams dong for the first 4 episodes now

>Rian Johnson
>Actual filmmaker

Never got this one, Jeremy knows exactly what he is. Compare that to Stuckmann

Chris "I've always been a fan of ____" Stuckmann

Chris Stuckmann

he's a faggot

I should rephrase that.

Any GOOD upbeat reviewers? Any topic, not just film.

its not really though, and the fact ralph clearly looks up to him makes it more awkward considering his idol just laughed in his face, and ralph gets super defensive about it. just an awkward moment completely cause by adam being a dickhead

They also got praised by the Kong Skull Island guy while he went on a massive rant shitting on Cinemasins

Seriously, everyone hates Cinemasins, they are unironically the worst

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What do you guys think about Horror movie reviewers

>Shittier film reviewer
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Dog fucker

I don't know of any besides like... what? that nyx guy that did a video with nightmind way back?

This guy is such a bitch. He got so triggered by one of their shit videos that he made a response video addressing every single sin

Super Eyepatch Wolf

Are we allowed to praise that paddy here?
He's brilliant and his love for Junji Ito and Satoshi Kon is breathtaking.

I don't even remember the context honestly

Adam outed himself as a fucking retard in that last podcast going after Lynch for his comments about watching stuff on your phone. He tried to play it off like Lynch was just a demented old man startled by technology but if Adam had actually listened then he would've realized that Lynch's point is that you can't claim to know a films true worth if you've only seen it in the worst conditions possible. When you decide to watch a film on a shitty iphone screen you're doing both yourself and the art a diservice, which is an entirely reasonable idea.

in CinemaCins at least there's some thought involved, it takes some effort to find plotholes and mistakes in a movie
CinemaWins just recites things that are on screen, "hey that was a good joke" Ding. "this shot is nice" Ding. And the fact that he's using same format and got so big bothers me too.
BTW I'm not saying Sins is great - it's also a pile of fucking garbage

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Adam seems to have a chip on his shoulder in regards to Lynch after the eraserhead incident. He portrayed Lynch as violently agnry is the phone video when that isn't remotely true. Then Adam pretends to be smarter than Lynch, which fucking enraged me.

I don't know if any of you have ever gone on his Twitch streams but they're just a mess of furry porn in the comments. You try to have some discourse about the game he's playing and it gets drowned out by people posting dog porn. Like I get you're a furry, I've had to forget it to enjoy your content on any level, but do you have to allow it there? you're playing video games nigga, what the fuck this dog dick shit got to do with it?

youtube.com/watch?v=DAd_YA220gM yo fuck that guy

They know NOTHING about film.

they certainly know enough in regards to the movies they talk about, and seem to know about good storytelling.

Dude if you eat meat then you should let me fuck your dog, bro.
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Didn't Lynch say he regretted that statement later? I could have sworn I saw a video of him saying he was wrong and you should enjoy a film however you choose to.

Don't forget he hated Blade Runner 2049 because of "MUH NOSTALGIA"

Adam gets his funding from the Furry Mafia. He’s an associate

wow, I already hated him