Forget Hela, did this bitch get anyone else rock hard while watching this movie?

Forget Hela, did this bitch get anyone else rock hard while watching this movie?

>dem tits
>dat face
>dat accent
>dem fight scenes

OP we both know you loved the chugging scene.

She has tiny tits and a fake accent.

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you forgot
>dat pigeon neck

She was cute.

Stop shilling that shit move

She looked cuter before she put the Valkyrie armor on

This happens more than you would think.

Shes a nigger so no.

Come on, Sup Forums you'd surely hatefuck her, right? Pull out before you have to pay child support.

>le 56% face

Her costume was weird as fuck
I sorta agree with you. Racism aside. I'm black and I can't seem to find black women attractive. My parents aren't too keen on race mixing so I am sort of screwed

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she was cuter in valkyrie armor.

but it got me hard when she was play fighting hulk and ripping apart giant turrets.

She was kinda the most embarrassing char in the movie
Stupid quips, zero personality, dumb outfit
they wasted Sif for her

Can't get hard because she wasn't muh Valkyrie. If they had said she was Brunhilde, I would be pissed. Need characters to be 100% accurate to jerk off to and this wasn't even 50% accurate.

>original Valkyrie died saving her
Interesting way to do a legacy character

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She looks mulatto

If they spin it that way, I could be happy with this character but if they claim her as Brunhilde, I won't be able to accept that.

blonde valkyre was much hotter even though she only appear 3 seconds

Blonde Valkyrie was implied to be her girlfriend.

was she? I didn't get that.

I also remember reading she was supposed to be Jane's replacement as Thor's love interest, but I didn't get that at all either.

>was she? I didn't get that.

She was announced as a LGBT character, so I'm guessing that her centuries-long booze binge was due to her lover dying in her place.

>I also remember reading she was supposed to be Jane's replacement as Thor's love interest, but I didn't get that at all either.

They had an instant of sexual tension when they both jump onto the ship together, but aside from that I didn't see it either.

I like her thighs.

That's actually good, sexuality isn't something that SHOULD be declared, that just calls unwanted attention to it.

>dat face

That was the worst part by far

dat face indeed

>dem tits
What tits? Its flat as a board. Even Jane Foster probably had bigger tits than her.

>dat face
Looks like a gay tranny.

>dat accent
Boring.

>dem fight scenes
Boring. Only Thor and Hulk fight scene relevant.

Valkyrie is nothing more than a discount Sif and poor man's Wonder Woman regards of whatever hopes MCU had for Valkyrie.

Absolutely terrible and literally nameless character.

I was annoyed by her sassy attitude for the entire movie.

Nope, as a black person, my ideal vision of a Valkyrie is a blonde white woman with really large ass and moderate sized tits.

>My parents aren't too keen on race mixing so I am sort of screwed

Why would you give a fuck? Sorry but they're being biggoted and unreasonable

Good. Keep to your black monkeys, let the vermin take care of itself.

Yep. Couldnt stand her in Westworld, but she impressed me here. Maybe speaking in her native accent is the difference. But she was hot, especially her arms and axilla. And lips.

>small breasts
>shitty "accent"
>shorty
>black
>ugly face
shitty taste

Her mother is white, her father idk but he has to be a nigger.

ebil whitey here, most sheboons are fuckugly but occasionally you can find a real fine one
I guess they may be from a different part of africa though

She's cute.

y u heff to be med
is only comics

Sounds like a you problem, and not a movie problem.

Amen my friend, mine too.

It is a me problem, I need things accurate to jerk off to them. Can't even jerk off to doujins without knowing the source. Hell with regular porn, I need specific positions to actually get off.

I WISH she had done more with her faulty remote control gun gauntlets

Fuck yeah. Her expressions and movements got me good

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The moment she trusted her pelvis forward to move that giant gattling gun was fucking unf.

I liked when she used the big gun.

When it comes to enjoyment of media and what you find attractive in women... in both cases, those of us who find broader and easier enjoyment are truly blessed.

It is perhaps the hateful man who finds solace in thinking his opinion is "enlightened" and that his tastes are refined and pure... but given how much energy he spends to hate and the malice he directs toward something designed to bring joy... perhaps he is the deluded one.

Came here to post this. Probably the most sexual thing I seen in a movie in awhile.

She looks like a lean blackman in a bad wig.

>Implying there's anything attractive about a grown woman who looks like a teenage old tranny playing a painfully stereotypical tough girl

That's a funny way of saying "I'm proud of my low standards".