You're at your local voting place on Election Day when this sweet old lady walks up to you and asks you if you're...

>you're at your local voting place on Election Day when this sweet old lady walks up to you and asks you if you're voting Green.

What do?

Give her a hug and say "I wish I could"

>"Ayo grandma, wanna take a selfie with me?"

I lov her, okay?

i wanna cummy in mummy

Feed her a burger

How much green would it take to sneak a peak at that pink?

hugs and kisses

Show me your tits.

grab her in the pussy...

Grab her by the pussy.

Blood coming out of her wherever

Tell her to put her ribs away before I call the commonwealth guard.

Ask about her opinions on vaccinations as well as ask her to explain the science behind the brain killing wi-fi signals.

She looks really nice. I wanna help her cook something and watch a movie with her.

Call the police because campaigning in a polling location is illegal.

Say that this is not the year for the green party to try and get votes for funding.

There won't be an earth to save in four years.

Shooshoo Mrs skeltal

Ask if she wants to fuck? lol idunno.

Tell her to move out of my way.

this, 9/10 GILF, would defile

Underrated.

not anymore for Jill Stein

Release a load on those ribs.

Fuck you skelly, you're not supposed to be campaigning here. I'd go grab a cop right now if I wasn't actually a foreigner committing several kinds of fraud.

kek

>stein

>campaigning within 200 yards of the polling place

MOOOOOOOOODS
Then I remember I'm in meatspace
RAAAAAAAAAAAPE

Once we get far enough away I tell her I'm voting for Jill Stein because I'm a #SteinMine

Their parties are watermelons.

Green on the outside, red in the inside.

I would if you were pro-gun Jill. Old growth forests can't defend themselves.

>"Nah but I'll be smokin' green when I get home, stay based hippy Grandma."

>Sorry you stupid hippie bitch, Im making America great again

>Well, it's not the worst choice I could make

Cry then beg to eat that sweet muffin for nuthin.
Serious wanna fluff Jills muff
≧﹏≦
>(Captcha: grass lawns)

ima green guy for u
*hug and kiss
*praying for fuck her

Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner.

everytime i see hot jill i go watch gramma pornos and jerk off

Tell her I'm voting for a real candidate then going to get vaccinated.

Tell her I will vote green if she can eat this whole bowl of eggs.

Lord Yeezus Crisps Have Mercy on Me
>I am a sinner
>I want this sweet old hottie for president
>I am voting for Dr Stein

Imma suplex that thottie for not voting Trump

Not as long as they try to erode our national sovereignty by selling out to EU like all the other globalist politicians.

>getting vaccinated
>2016
Enjoy your autism. Seriously vaccines are fucking evil these days.

sorry sweet lady I think you're nice and all but I'm voting Trump

Lord Jesus Christ Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner.

Tell her I'm voting red and hope she's colourblind

...

I'd love to listen to her loony liberal ideas in Cambridge bookstore (aka The People's Republic of Cambridge) and drink eggnog during a snowstorm.

Ask if she has any free weed man..

jill stein is one of those jews who does not look jewish

kind of like bernie, he looks like a regular goy grandpa

Tell her that I voted Green-Trump (and would have made it Libertarian-Green-Trump if I weren't a fuckup)

Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God have mercy on me, a sinner.

Dont forget to tell her about Drumpf's opinions amirite?

Lord Jesus Chirst, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner.