Would you let a Russian girl give you a blumpkin?

Would you let a Russian girl give you a blumpkin?

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No commie will ever touch my dick

whats a blumpkin

Mummy

no please

where you are taking a shit and the girl gives you a blow job

why would i want that

yes x 100000


Would give her my seed and work in the fields or a farm just to provide food and nourishment for our baby

>me 12 years old playing lego in my room
>mummy knocks on door and says bedtime
>tidy up lego and climb into bed
>mummy comes over and tucks me in
>tell mummy i need to speak to her about something very private
>mummy reassure me i can talk to her about anything
>tell mummy about problem where peepee go big and stiff very irritating
>mummy says is normal but needs tickle from time to time
>ask whats that
>mummy says she will show me how to
>take off pyjama bottoms and sit on mummys lap
>mummy gently stroke peepee and it go hard again
>kiss mummy and touch her boobies
>mummy unbutton her dress and let me suckle
>suddenly feel rush and peepee start pulsing
>hold on to mummy tight and yogurt comes out
>start to cry
>mummy ask whats wrong but just tell her i love her lots
>mummy says she loves me too and very proud of her big boy

christ

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pls no

Fucks sake

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Jesus

My mum

Jesus Christ

>this is someone's masturbatory material

Really made me think.

russki rats will do anything for a hit...

what the fuck

I
Idk what to say mate.

Get help

god help us

>me 12 years old
Would have been more believable if you said 6, or at least mentioned being mentally-retarded.

Y woulld I do taht

Nothing wrong wit loving Mummy ok

dick very hard now

into the
you go

Hold me Mummy - I'm cold!

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G...g..go on...

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She is alternative smart woman. Totally stupid

Although Ukrainian is a non-country
>traitor to her oath
>divorced
>single mother
>anti-racist
>anti-nationalist("Ukrainian" and Russian nationalism both)
>advocates Putin's open immigration policy with Central and South-Eastern Asia
>dated Ghanaian student in college
>supports gun control

Would you let an American woman give you a blumpkin, Ivan?

Mummy 2018

#ImWithHer

Jesus died for this.

Can I get a refund?

had to google that... fuck no. that's not even degenerate, just unhygienic and dirty. something new money saudis and indians would pay hookers to do

Well good to know r9k is here

No, i'm extremely shy about pooping.

You do realise come 2024 that she will very likely be the next President of the Russian Federation.
You do know her nickname is "Ice Princess" right? Because she looks innocent but is brutally cracking down on anti-moscow sentiment on the Crimean peninsula primarily against the Tatar people.

You do now realise you're making fantasies about a woman that will soon have the worlds most efficient and brutal secret services? A woman that already has a 12 man team of Spetznaz protecting her from Ukrainian assassins. A woman who is close to President Putin and considered the rising star of the United Russia party.
The FSB,SVR and GRU say hello Amerikanskaya!

>Indians
No, American women aren't designated as shitting streets

Hey, i just had my russian wife explain to me what gopnik means, its pretty much a nu male am i right? Also i learned what hohol is (pronounced hahol). And how pederast means homo. Also her Dadushka just passed and apparently we now have an apartment and dacha in orenburg. Is that good?

Ice princess :3

Yes mummy is veru strict but tahts ok

Get help.