Yfw God is real

>yfw God is real

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u rite

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>mfw he's a sadist

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And his name is kek.
>tfw not even mad

> I don't mean to start any blasphemous rumors

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What do you really have to lose by believing?

I miss these threads.

dignity
freedom
reason
purpose
self determination
logic
did i mention dignity?

Pride and dignity are different things, allow yourself to think about it

He's not.

Why can't we have these daily threads again? Why are atheist faggots such killjoys

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>mfw I've always known

>your digits when his name is Kek

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>letting us have free will and leaving us entirely alone as our ancestor's made the choice for means he's getting pleasure out of it

>Freedom

We're already in a prison.

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>Atheists
>logic

>believing in magic
Are you even aware of the current year?

Magic is the devil's tool.

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Well shit, I can only hope he spares me the pain and torment of hell and settles for removing me from existence for all eternity.
He can't be all that bad, right fellas?

>His pants are ripped

LEL

I never knew that God was the devil. Thanks for letting me know.

Mashallah!

>current year
Are you aware that's not an argument?

Yes.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demiurge

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depends on which version he is. if he's the new testament "tell jesus you're sorry and we're cool" god then fuck yeah, all i have to do is apologize and i'm in the eternal paradise club, way better than nothing

if it's the old testament "you spilt your seed on your keyboard rather than in the womb of your wife and will therefore burn for all eternity" then i'm pretty well fucked no matter what. i'd probably go ahead and sell my soul, live it up bigtime here on earth. who knows, maybe satan will admire my gumption, give me a slightly better seat down in the pit. can't hurt either way.

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But which one is real? There are 33,000 religion on this planet

Mine of course.