American Civil War

Is anyone as excited as I am? Already bought tons of popcorn, chips and cola. I hope there's a public viewing somewhere. Best match ever. Are there any bets on which faction will win? Dis' gon be so gud.

I got bets on republicans during the first half and then russia stealing the second

THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN

Will germany take me in as a refugee?

I dont want to die yet

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Arkan's Tigers will be revived in the United States as 'The Moon Men'.

I'm putting all my money on anti-government. I wish they really go crazy gorilla... peace was never an option. A peaceful protest is no protest.

JUST DO IT

First fight

Then you may come.

Set aside your peaceful ways
Prepare for war
Melt down your ploughshares
And take up your swords
We will see the flesh laid low
The bodies fall
The most high that none may know
Watches us all

Praying for aliens to scalp everyone

Here comes all my army helppings pepe's brother

Help helppings in woodstock (hippie festival)

I stocked up on MREs and Rip Its.

If I stay and fight would you let me move to Finland?

Is it nice there?

I will be forming a Canadian Auxilia Legion outside Toronto. It is WAR and the nation calls.

Of course, you can come. One or two refugees more won't make a difference now. Burgers welcome

EGDERMINAYT GOMMIE GUK

Sorry to burst your bubble, but it's impossible for the U.S to enter another civil war. Until the country literally crashes, to a point far worse than the great depression, such an event is ridiculous to consider.

>cities are besieged
>war is over within a month

Texan-nationalists allied with Russia vs Liberal Establishment UN/NATO troops
>This will be fun
>also tfw you live on the future front line of WW3

Fight hard and you may come anytime.

I consider it the bestest place to live but you won't probably see the attraction in this cold dark hell.

Nothing will happen. Nothing ever happens.

> Hitllary steals the election, goes full throttle Leftist in the first 100 days
> red states refuse to comply with forced immigration, gun control, etc.
> Hitllary sends in the DHS and FBI with data from the NSA and CIA
> roundups of "white supremacist insurgents" begins
> the climate cools a bit and everybody pipes down
> then a bunch of Syrians rape the guts out of some little white girls somewhere in Flyover Land
> the Patriot Movement goes apeshit over night
> Red States go full revolutionary
> Texas secedes outright, asks Russia for help
> Russia provides equipment and training, builds an air base in the newly founded Republic Of Texas
> Texas cuts off all welfare to everybody but the old and verifiably infirm
> millions of leftists, niggers and illegals stream out of Texas
> neighboring Red States join up, purge their dead wood and take Russian aid
> soon, America is forced to make an uneasy peace or risk war with Russia by retaking it's former states
> two new nations are born

My body... it is ready.

Don't be so pessimistic.

You can do it if you want to.


Fugg I ran out of pepes :D

Implying Ahmed won't see this as a chance to religion of peacefully chimpout

>if we wanted
That's the problem, nobody wants to except for dumb rednecks and preppers. The majority of the U.S would not do anything.

We would most likely turn out as a system like in one of those dystopian movies where a huge corporation has turned everybody into drones, and there's like a 1000 person holdout trying to fight the corporation.

Not too bad user, I hope you are down for this

I want to be part of texas.

here you go finn bro

i'll give you as many pepes as I can

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We would never ask a commie for help. Fuck off.

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>Texas cuts of welfare
>while getting gibmedatz from russia

Anyone else confused by this dumb nigger?

The Bolshevik revolution was Jewish not Russian

We all have pretty good lives here Kimi, no one actually wants to fuck that up.

dis.
not bad
So /po/ gets rounded up, misses the fight and america breaks up? gay.
So basically right now

To anyone saying 'lol bolt actions and ar15s against use military drones bombs etc"...

You have no idea the weapons caches some people have. I'm talking anti aircraft guns, mini guns, 75mm howitzers, 105mms, loads of full automatics, belt Feds, 50s, ied's. These people are not only hidden in plain sight but a lot are off the grid.

An American uprising would make the IRA look like children.

Remember - all of us are tired, some of us are mentally ill, most of us are armed.