How do we make America become more like Canada ?

How do we make America become more like Canada ?
They have nice nationalized healthcare and most Canadian citizens are well informed and don't vote against their own economic interests like a lot of American Conservashits

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>don't vote against their own economic interests
We elected Trudeau so that's wrong.

I'd rather not.

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Canada needs to have health care because no one will would be willing to live there otherwise.

You'll need a time machine, and no scruples in its use.

>How do we make America become more like Canada ?

youtube.com/watch?v=K3bYCdA8fEU

dont kid yourself canada basically is another state in the union

To become more like Canada, you'd start by becoming 20% wider, owning more guns, halving your fag population, and fixing your conservative/liberal balance (it's like a 50/50 standoff over there, and a 60/40 standoff in canada in the conservative's favour).
Also you guys could work on being a bit more Christian, and you need to abolish weed in the few states that have it.

Then you'd technically be Canada desu.

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20% whiter*

almost 1 AM lads.

The colony was still called Canada and the vast majority of the soldiers who burned down the white house were from the Canadian colony. It was only the generals and commanders who were actually from the British isles desu, so technically it was Canadians who burnt down the white house.

Why in the fuck would we want to be more like them?

Because you'd benefit by being whiter, more christian, more straight, and having much more traditional values?

Mama Killary Killtons will take care of it

checked.

Canadians are the left wing version of Americans. We're just as ignorant.

>How do we make America become more like Canada ?

Wanna know how we handled the over budget and massively behind schedule 407 highway project last year?
The liberal government conscripted pavers across the province.
Yes, conscripted. They told them they were hiring them, they couldn't say no, they were taking their equipment, and the gov would determine what would be fair pay.

Most of the solders were Canadian, really?

I'm literally the most unconvinced person on Earth right now.

Yes lad. We may have been a British dominion/colony but we were still referred to as Canadians centuries before we became a country. Even though we were technically under British rule, it was Canadians who still burnt down the White House. Brits got all the credit because that's how colonialism/emperialism works.

Our healthcare is terrible, what the hell are you thinking?

>be in Canada
>call someone by the wrong pronoun
>go to jail
>say I don't like Islam and don't want mass Muslim immigration
>go to jail
>think of buying a gun (but don't tell anyone)
>still go to jail

no thanks.

>burnt down the White House
Yeah, but what have you done for us lately?

There are SJWs literally eroding all of that right now. Your refugee count is going to explode in just a few years time.

>How do we make America become more like Canada?

Yeah, I stopped reading right there. Canada isn't really a real place.

Statistics show that there are more Canadian households old guns than Americans do, proportionately lad, not counting the millions of illegal guns or passed down family guns either desu.

SJWs don't exist outside of Toronto, whereas SJWs in the states are spread all over.

own guns**

>Be in jail.
>Have second thoughts about greatness level of country.
>Remember health care system.
>All is well.
>Is told about Finland's existence.
>Commits suicide by suffocation in maple syrup-filled hockey helmet.

Be less greedy, less of a new babylon, and far less zionist. Fiat money gets you nothing. And revoking subsidies does not mean increased taxes. Our healthcare is two to three times cheaper and we live 3 years longer. We cured ebola. And our babies die a lot less than you. Also you're fat

Don't believe this cuck's propaganda Ameribros

Hey faggot, if you love the Queen so much, move to England and fuck off

>SJWs don't exist outside of Toronto, whereas SJWs in the states are spread all over.

The Northeast and Mid-west don't count as "all over" but nonetheless just because our ship is also sinking doesn't mean yours is sinking any slower. The cucks are taking over.

Haha is Canada even a real country?

If you're Canadian and don't love the Queen, fuck off back to Hong Kong you dumb chink.

I should also mention the West Coast is a hub of SJW garbage.

It's now illegal to question Islam in Canada.

Someone unironically made a picture of someone being locked up for insulting a minority and thought it was a-ok and normal.

Your time is limited leaf. The day of the rake is neigh. You can still live as long as you stop shitposting.

HEH!

FUCK. CANADA.

Kill yourself Canadians :^)

Isn't it required by law in Canada to put quotation marks around all instances of the word "freedom" in this context?
Because it should be.

And they were paid to do it!

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Queen owned Hong Kong too you ignorant bogan

the canadian education system folks

I suspect that you are being lied to.

The battle that led to the burning of Washington was the Battle of Bladensburg.

Attached picture is the composition of the British forces there. Thgose are not Canadian colonial troops. Even the "colonials" were freed slaves.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Bladensburg

Just nuke us plz

Nope, they all came straight from Britain and went straight back. Both Brits and Cans were at the Battle of New Orleans, where the US thoroughly and utterly BTFO of both despite being outnumbered. Was the biggest and most decisive battle of the war.

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They don't exist

They gave the bad guy Trump hair lol.

The Canadas (Upper and Lower Canada for Ontario and Quebec) existed since 1791. Saying they weren't Canadians because they were born in the Canadas colony is like saying George Washington isn't American because he was born in, wait for it, also the British colonies. Regardless, it's dumb to bring up.

Bongs eternally BTFO

Theres nothing glamorous about our healthcare. Its mediocre with extremely long waitlists, not enough family doctors to go around, medication isnt covered in healthcare so go fuck yourself

This exactly one of the reasons why I hate you. Spineless.

Only thing the queen is good for is puttin blowcaine up my nose.

It seems like the spineless thing to say would be "Please don't nuke us."

>How do we make America become more like Canada ?
We don't. Don't like it? Go to FUCKING CANADA.

We don't want you gibs-wanting leeches here.

No it would be, "fuck you fatass, I'll nuke you instead."

>nice nationalized healthcare
And you have not lived in Canada m8

move there faggot

Actually meds are covered once you reach a deductible (based on your income). And, meds in general are cheaper than they are in America because we aren't controlled by big pharma. You sound like a cuck.

get outta here with ur tweek and craig meme

>being this delusional

If the US were 20% whiter, it'd be 20% whiter than Canada. There are no traditional values in Canada, it's a cesspool of modernity and degeneration.

Canada went from 95% white to 70% white in one generation, and Trudeau has vowed to make Anglo-French Canadians a minority before his term is done.

imgur.com/a/YcpKk

This is about the 5th time I recognize you samefagging. You probably keep saying the same thing in different threads because you know it's not true.

Bitch i made enough money today to buy your whore mother 10 times over. Fuck your deductibles bitch

Whos Trudeau? Never heard of him

>nationalized
More like provincialized. There is no one Canadian health system

>don't vote against their economic interests
Considering the majority of Canadians did not vote Trudeau you're actually not too wrong

>conservashits vote against their economic interest
because they don't want communism or gibs or mo money fo dem programs?
>well informed
Like indoctrinated commies who believe taking wealth by force and throwing it at poor people will magically let them develop work, skills, savings, and a community? Congratulations, lefties you've allowed poor areas to now have more material goods but more crime and less culture.

Please comsoder a gender unicorn

I am a canadian and trust me you do not want to be like us. We are basically just commie Americans with a lower standard of living and worthless dollar. If we were not next door to the biggest economy in the world we would probably look like a colder version of Venezuela right now.

Anyway after seeing this video we can both just be glad we are not Europe.
youtube.com/watch?v=vnDsAqfTWWE

>don't vote against their own economic interests
There's more than just money, dumbass. What they don't get in welfare they get in liberty. Leftists love thoughtcrime and will gladly enforce it if given a chance.

Oh gee a federally forced project with very little funding who's videos get only 500 views and majority dislikes

Hardly anyone has even seen this

Meanwhile in Alberta...
google.ca/amp/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.2989399?client=safari
And keep in mind this was before the NDP

fuck off i hate this country

I love the queen

I just hate the fuck that's gonna take over on the dreadful day she dies

Nah. Fuck off were full

We don't need a bunch of mongrels here too

People who unironically hold a similar opinion to this actually exist.

Canada is ruled by despair, you must figure out a way to be colder and much farther apart. This is crucial.

dont be like us

its already too late for your country