This is a formula that I designed in order to calculate the amount of tears the losing side of any major election/referendum will shed for the enjoyment of the winning side. It has been named for the great EU detractor Nigel Farage. In order to calculate this, we first need to calculate an average amount of tears per person.
Our tear ducts hold about 1.1ml of tears at a time on average. During times of extreme sadness, the average amount of times people will cry per day is about 4-6. So we will assume they will cry an average of 5 times a day, producing 5.5ml of tears per person. It will help to convert it to liters (0.0055) for later.
Next, we need to look at the popular vote percentages, and add together the losers to find the percentage of the population that will be suffering from butthurt after the vote. The popular vote would be a good sample size for the rest of the nation (think of it like a big poll), so we will take this percentage and multiply it by the total population to figure an average number of buthurt citizens.
Now, as time moves on, we will start to get over it, but some take longer than others. We will assume a half-life of a day for tears of butthurt, meaning that on the first day, we will have the full amount of tears, next day a half, next day a quarter, ect. This will wind up being 1.99 ad infinitum, so we will round up to two.
Finally, we'll assume that 20 percent are good sports, so we'll multiply our number by 0.8 to in order to remove them.
Here is what we plug in.
T= Total amount of tears collected. V= Total percent of popular vote for losing candidates/side of referendum (converted to decimal). P= Total Population of the Nation in question.
Here's the formula.
T=0.8[2(0.0055VP)]
Nicholas Evans
MAGA
Christopher Johnson
Are we going to win?
Cooper Reed
LAST DAY, HERE WE GO BOYS
Jose Foster
It's pretty simple. Let's plug in some hypothetical numbers to see how well it works. In this hypothetical, we have a Trump victory, with Clinton winning 49.5 percent of the popular vote, Johnson winning 6 percent, and Stein winning 2.5 percent. Also, the population of the United States is estimated to be about 325 million at this time.
1,658,800 liters of tears. Let's convert this for Freedomland.
That's 438,208.6 gallons. 10,432 barrels. 105 of our larger tanker trucks would be required to move it all.
One can play with the numbers for the half-life of butthurt, as well as the assumed good sport/butthurt ratio of the losing population. This was just a hypothetical, and it can work for most situations.
Austin Turner
somebody wake me up
Eli Fisher
ONE DAY GUYS.
Jonathan Murphy
How long until she goes full 1488?
Dylan Cook
O-one d-day left guys.
Can we pull it o-off?
I don't want Trump gen to end.
Jackson Flores
Nice dubs
Sebastian James
NO ONE HAS ENERGY LIKE TRUMP
Easton Lopez
R8 my autism pls.
Dominic Lee
That.
Was.
The.
Most.
WHITEPILLED EXPERIENCE I HAVE EVER HAD
THIS IS IN NOVA, WE ARE GOING RED THIS YEAR
Julian Moore
Yes.
Alexander James
GET SOME SLEEP DON YOU EARNED IT
Carson Phillips
>tfw one day
Landon King
...
Henry Torres
REAL AWOO HOURS
Gavin Russell
...
Aaron Morales
AMERICA FIRST
AMERICA FIRST
AMERICA FIRST
AMERICA FIRST
Adrian Brooks
M A G A A G A
Easton Thomas
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Robert Walker
>only five more rallies left
Jesus
Owen Allen
TWITTER IS DOWN!!! JACK ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!
Gabriel Hill
kek wills it
Evan Thomas
makes more sense to consider voting day to be the final day.
Logan Wood
Hillary's met with a terrible fate hasn't she
Landon Barnes
Clinton is dominating early voting!!!
Jace Rodriguez
Anyone in the US betting on the election? Does 5dimes offer betting lines and is it better than Bovada?
Kayden Evans
>mfw one day to go
Brody Jones
DIGITS PROVE A HOLLY CRUSADE #MAGA
Dylan Flores
Show dem one day left Trump titties.
Benjamin Wood
>tfw never
Connor Garcia
GET SOME REST, TRUMP
ONE MORE DAY LEFT
Bentley Garcia
She's pretty out in the open with her white nationalism. I love Queen Ann.
Chase Johnson
SIX! He added another one!
Kevin Williams
One more day user.
Cameron Cooper
>had a hard time connecting to jewbook >twitter not updating >Sup Forums bugging out >router keeps losing its connnection >Wikileaks did its dump
>US Govt warned of terrorist attack Monday
UMMM GUYSS
Liam Hill
Too Japanese for my tastes
Henry Reed
Oh great. This RSBN guy again.
Kayden Torres
AWOOOOO
Aaron Clark
no
Charles Hughes
Trump just hugged the flag again
Matthew Phillips
Had Moe been in there, he would have gotten the hat, since Moe is a high energy winner, unlike Annie
Aiden Miller
POST VICTORY MUSIC, LADS!!! I want to assemble the dankest playlist of all time!
False flag cyber attack because it's obvious Trump will win
Carson Smith
WE WILL NOT BE INTIMIDATED
GO OUT AND VOTE
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Ian Jenkins
WHY IS TWITTER DOWN?
TO COVER UP THE WIKILEAKS?
Angel Cooper
NTNN NOVEMBER 6, 2016
MORNING >RECORD FIVE (5) RALLIES TODAY >Hillary had her maid print out classified documents >Clinton Foundation funds went to pay for Chelsea's wedding says email AFTERNOON >Trump rally in Sioux City, IA >Trump rally in Minneapolis, MN >Comey comes out and says the FBI reviewed all the new info >doesn't change their July conclusion regarding emails >Reports: FBI agents "shocked and livid" >NOTE: FBI still investigating the Foundation >Bill Clinton at Hillary For America fundraiser says Coal Country is the most anti-immigrant part of the country EVENING >Trump rally in Sterling Heights, MI >on new Comey decision: "It's up to the American people to deliver justice at the ballot box" >Trump invites kids wearing T-R-U-M-P shirts >Wikileaks releases nearly 10,000 new DNC emails >Trump rally in Moon Township, PA >Trump new election prediction: "Brexit-plus-plus-plus" >LATE NIGHT Trump rally (after midnight) in Leesburg, VA >Trump dubs it: Midnight Special
Post YFW Poland finally takes down clinton for good
In case you haven't heard, our government is butthurt about this like you wouldn't believe. They won't shut up about it, and now, if this is true, then every polak in the world will be hearing about hillary being a traitor to this country 24/7 for a long time
This is the big gun we have been waiting for that could push this over the top
The whole fucking US internet is falling apart right now
Carson Walker
Someone showed the sixth one between the PA and VA rallies tonight. The schedule page hasn't updated yet.
Evan Edwards
>5 (maybe 6) rallies tomorrow >Last day before the most important day of my life >More than a year long journey comes to an end >Have a FUCKING LONG calculus exam on FUCKING tuesday >Havent studied one single page yet
JUST
Nolan Myers
But that's the fourth day, when either the Moonman comes crashing down and kills millions of people or we escape to paradise.
Ayden Turner
Jesus Christ, they actualy are pulling the switch
Hudson Bell
Thanks for the MAGA had anons!
Yeah I sould have used pic related from the other but I'll accept it anyways
Alexander Flores
WIKILEAKS AND TWITTER'S DNS IS BEING FUCKED WITH
Mason Sanchez
He's not joking about this 5x Brexit historic landslide stuff. He wasn't that optimistic before.
He knows. Our hypothesis regarding the internal polls must be correct.
Buckle the fuck up boys, the pedo elite are about to be run out on a fucking rail.
