Dad, I'm Jewish

>Dad, I'm Jewish.

What do?

>Dad, I'm a librarian
What do?

>Dad, this is my GF and I making love.
Wat do?

Who the fuck is taking the pictures.

kill arabs

No you're not because the mother must be Jewish, and I didn't marry a Jew.

/thread

Wait.
Wait wait.
Where are his balls, man?

Dude, one of my jew lawyer friends just told me about this guy who literally had to get his foreskin cut off when he converted (to marry a jewish woman).

Just thought /pol would appreciate that anecdote.

this pictures are from ukrainian revolution

R A R E
A
R
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>I'm glad, son. You've finally found your way back home.

>Azerbaijan
Still mad, I see?

niggas look like dwarves who got into an accident and became vegetables for the rest of their lives and all you care about where the guys balls are?
how fucking gay are you my man?

I converted.

By the way meet my gf, Rachel Goldbergenstein.

Loan me a million dollarz.

TOASTED

>dwarves

>Dad, I'm Daesh.

What Jew?

Since they cut part of your penis at birth, maybe missing part of genitalia are not a big issue for you, but for me, it's abnormal.

This is the hardest thing a parent can go through, harder than a gay son.

I'd probably kill myself.

...

they cut a part of my penis when i was young but at least they didn't cut a part of my country off they did to you

>This guy has gotten more pussy than some of you

Funny and sad

Does Yahweh have a traitor in his midst? Oh mighty Jew can you tell your Jew Bankers to quit being such Jews?

Welcome in the family

IDGAF, I'm not Ukrainian.
But I still have my whole dick.
Unlike you.
Since, you know.
They cut your dick.

>Dad, This is my wifes son
wat do Sup Forums?

אוכל בתחת

Dude for a roach he just fuckin' savaged you.

Is she just going to let it happen?

Jews have gone too far. Molesting those children on islands and shit. We revolt after I finish this bag of chips.

wtf

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

See? All you need is confidence

S-sauce?

It's almost as if Jews won and we should all Shoa ourselves.

BROTHER?!?!?

Do you look like one of them or are you under german garnement?

>mfw I noticed the porn on the TV 30 seconds in

This video is the gift that keeps on giving.

>Dad, this is my wifes son artfully expressing himself
wat do Sup Forums?

Internal.

What have we done?

>average bernie sanders supporter 3
Well now you have to post average bernie sanders supporter 2

>Dad, this is my new baby brother, meet Gary!

we look nothing like jews, we look like german

I've seen these webms 3 or 4 times now.

I'm always amazed at how he just keeps fucking pumping away at that dick.
Like, he'd rather do everything one handed, rather than just stop jerkin off for a moment.

I thought swiss were mostly french

>Dad, this is my boyfriend, his name is Daniel
Wat do Sup Forums?

>Dad, I'd like you to meet my fiancee Victoria
>She's Catholic
>She taught me about Jesus
>I'm getting baptized into the Catholic Church in a few days!

Oy gevalt. What do? This is literally my worst nightmare goyim.

Azerbaijan out of nowhere with banter

lmaoo

i'm beginning to think pol might be a jewish board

...

But are you hmm, you know, one of (((them))), or just a normal guy living the life that happens to have heritage with some kikering here and there? Sorry to bother.

Oy vey. First Shiksas and now Jesus.

Don't tell me you need money too.

why are you bored of the Jews?

How can you put us on the same bag as those africain ?

Just a normal guy my goy

>Don't tell me you need money too.

No thanks dad, the Bible doesn't permit usury. Are you, mom and Aunt Muriel coming to our son's Christening?

Whenevah I count my shekels late at night, this thought crosses my high verbal IQ mind, goy. It makes me shuddah in feah.

oyvey cant chitchat now goyim im getting shoad

MOOOODS

>Dad, this is what I do on my week-ends
wat do Sup Forums?

>Are you, mom and Aunt Muriel coming to our son's Christening?
Is it free?

Gas him on the spot duuuh

Night pol
We will nene tomorrow

This is German porn right?

For you

T-That's pretty okay, i guess. Have a nice week.

HOOK-NOSE TRIBE

You too friendo

Nothing because my dad is Jewish, this would not be new information to him. He paid for my Bar Mitzvah and commissioned my circumcision.