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Wednesday, November 8

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>I must get the t-shirt

That sounds extremely awkward and ominous. Wouldn't "I should get the t-shirt" sound better?

Jim Davis makes cat comics

It's pretty normal in English to say must instead of should to show a slightly higher level of enthusiasm.

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Was it dog semen?

Thats mildly amusing.

what did Jim mean by this?

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WaWaWarning: The dog is shopping online.

it was dog semen

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I think it would sound best if he said "I've gotta get that on a t-shirt"

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It was either medicine to increase fertility in dogs, or she was just messing with him, considering it's in a regular ordinary looking cup.

It means he doesn't like two-timers using his site.

This needs a Garfield Minus Garfield edit.

According to Jim Davis himself-
>“On the farm, we used to give first-calf heifers a high protein supplement to help them deliver healthier calves. The supplement was provided by our vet... I assumed that there would be a similar supplement for dogs. So Jon is drinking a protein-enriched drink formulated for a pregnant dog.

There you have it!”

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It's sarcasm, you fucking dweebs.

this was almost a Sup Forums comic with garfield's rebuttal

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Still the best

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Did the acid kick in?

Today, I will remind them

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someone post the Liz version

also someone post those "Garfield Minus Garfield Plus Liz" comics that cropped up in the last couple of threads

Obviously. Garfield is fluent in sarcasm. I was just giving Pedro an English lesson.

W-what did he mean by this? OwO

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No, she's clearly activating her telekinetic powers to move the food dish.
Jon hates it when she does that.

>get something in your windpipe
>drink something down your gullet to prevent it from getting out

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more -G+L

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Hey, you know what else is mildly amusing? Newspaper comics. They've always been "mildly" amusing. They were never written in such a way as to have people in stitches.

holy shit

>The stories I could tell, lady
kek

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This isn't funnier.

Jim Davis did two pages for Squirrel Girl. Here's Garfieldactus

>Garfield minus Garfield is the tale of Jon’s slow descent into madness
>and his hot telekinetic girlfriend with schizophrenia

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Comics are just haha material not HahahahahahahaAHAHHAHAHAHAH material.

The funniest things are to me irl are morbid or malicious.

And by Jim Davis we mean Gary Barker

I think it's funny, I made it for me.

Then you might want to re-read that Orphan Annie.

Most of those are soap opera comics, and of the few 'gag-a-day' strips, I see shitty knock offs of Marmaduke and Blondie. That's a pretty sad looking comics section.

wow

very nice

You are gullible

RIP
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Now make one with spiders joining in to eat the flies.

Davis is a chill guy.

I love Mary Worth. She is more powerful than all of us.

Out of context this is even better.

new

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>self proclaimed edgelord
fuck off

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Anyone got the one where she advises her friend to commit suicide?

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Post the Garfield from the day you were born.

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Lizard is my favourite Garfield character.

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did any porn ever come out of this

this is great

Sort of in a trash thread. Just not of that exactly.

That paper had a SHITTY comics section.

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Can't. I'm older than Garfield.

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>garfeild are you ready?
>next time warm before you get ready

this jokes structure annoys me

Oh wow

It looks like Psychicpebbles is used to Garfield without Garfield

These are actually fucking funny.

thicc

More -G+L

Now it becomes sad because after realizing people will forget about him in the second panel, he's breaking the fourth wall in the third panel with that stare by silently asking whether ((you)) will be

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hot

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>are you ready for this?
youtube.com/watch?v=DJ6CcEOmlYU

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>the cat has a smartphone
My willing suspension of disbelief has achieved its critical point. This strip is trying far too hard to be relatable. Fuck any man who would have his cat on his cell phone plan.

I love these