Dear Germans

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>persecuting comedians

Except the dumb jerk isn't funny at all. Wouldn't give a fuck if they extradited him to Erdogan.

You aren't funny either. They should fucking extradite you to fucking Pakistan.

go eat a dick faggot

Sup Forums, why is Germany so obsessed with tyranny? Do they love stomping necks or do they love getting cucked by men in uniform?

>Böhmi is not funny

wew, if you can't even laugh at your sorry alt-right-cucky ass you should probably stop hate-posting on a cartoon forum.
Böhmi is the pinnacle of German comedy because he is
1. state funded
2. lolsorandomxD
3. and he manages to call out you cuckbois and make you fucking mad.

Like honestly I don't even like his show, concept and anything but your alt-right cucky butthurt gives me a raging boner.

>being g*rman

>Böhmi is the pinnacle

LOL'd IRL

you dumb fuck

> German lacks a sense of humor

No way.

Germans are too weak to do anything as individuals, they must have an authoritarian ruler to order them around

they just hate making decisions for themselves and being responsible in general, country of manchildren

Everyone watch this video, it's the pinnacle of German commedy
youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY

Please do it, because little cuckbois like
shed a tear whenever it is linked. Make a German neo-nazi butthurt today!

Plus Hitler took their guns. That won't go over to well here

i´m just waiting for what happens to you with shillary.

and to answer your question, we can´t do shit about it. voting and our democracy is just a prestige. you should know how that feels.
our only way out is putin riding a bomb straight ahead to berlin

The latter. Germans love following directions. Pure cucks.

wait what, böhmer is an idol of idiot lefties now?
lmao, maybe you should try comedy hahaha

christ-michael.com/leaked-official-agenda-for-the-destruction-of-germany/

took you solid 6 minutes to come up with this projected crap? You could at least have posted a frog!
Do the world a favour and commit sudoku. Preferably before HRC is sworn in as POTUS

>he is not funny

Because you are a Deutsche Kartoffel with a lack of humour and most jokes are about cucked wannabe nazis like you.

>these threads

kein pardon für mond und stern

go back to /deutsch/ you fucking retard, lmao

Wonder if he's really been on this board at least once in his entire life.

like hell I wan't my network range in that honeypot.

we are all neo nazis, you came to the wrong place

Gespeichert.

Dutch"men" can't be nazis

I met an old german man on chatroulette once. He seemed like a nice respectable man with good family values and things like that. Then the sausage gobbler asked me to show him my dick. Fucking shameful germany, fucking shameful

not dutch though, about the dutch are the most secret hitlers I ever met. tolerant on the outside but what fags would call "racist" on the inside

great photo! pap a few rounds off

Wait we haven't done that. Otherwise, German lefties btfo.

>we take full responsibility for the actions of that 20th century dictator that tried to take control of europe, that was tyrannical and entirely unacceptable. we will not shut up about this for at least one hundred years, to ensure that this will never happen again.
>okay, first things first, lets have a governing authority across all of europe, for trade n stuff. also lets have censorship. also lets fuel racism with mass immigration.
>our country is nothing like pre-nazi germany. nothing could go wrong
>its not tryanny if it's left-wing. nazis were bad because they were conservative lol. praise merkel

>going to chatroulette
>not expecting dicks

Maybe Drumpf and Hillary are really the smartest of you lot.

>4 million turks
lol enjoy your caliphate

its not that I wasnt expecting to see a dick or someone to ask to see my dick, however, when a german man who is 40 years older than me and in his late 60s, i dont expect him to ask me to take out my cock. Maybe if he was swedish, but you guys have changed Hans. Importing the economic migrants has caused you to slip further and further in to degeneracy. Even your senior citizens are turning in to fags.

I would rather be a Paki than a Turk

Because then you'd have an excuse for what you are
I wanna molest nico

says the faggot who looked so effeminate that a sugardaddy asked to see his dick.

>all men are sugardaddies
how many arab / roach loads have you swallowed till now? be honest

Germany BTFO

My two younger girls got raped at swimming in public thats how things are today, if you let your children enjoy "freedom". Thanks Murica for that stupid nigger idiology and thank god for your cucked nigger in office, if that cucked H-town whore takes his place I only can pray to god that some allah al snackbar will blast her ass up.

Turks, when you think of them two things come to mind, kekab shops and paedos. Your all scum, the Crusades should have wiped you out you head banging hook nosed shitskins

He's one of the most boring comedians you guys got and that's difficult considering how unfunny all of them are

this is the dumbest i have ever watched. Because they actually tried to make something good.

>brits calling others pedos
lmao, I can understand why you try so hard to convince yourself you're above us desu, I pity you

majority or Paedos are muslims like yourself. I pitta bread you too

You know it's funny how everyone keeps insisting we need a "Madame President" because she's a woman and if you don't like her it's because you can't handle a woman being President...

When if you look at the examples of female leadership around the globe and see nothing but shit storms. Merkel in Germany has completed screwed the population. The female President of Brazil won't step down after being impeached. The female leader of South Korea was apparently being controlled by some cult leader.

But yeah sure, let's just elect a woman here because she's a woman.

I think it's more like we actually like being the dominant Reich in Europe and killing off Jews, Muslims and Roaches like you.

Compared to you and your "kind" we actually know how to take responsability and make our own decisions .... We learned from WW2 and the shitfest some Autrian shitlord brought upon us .... You on the other hand are still denying what you have done to the Kurds to this day.

You have absolutly nothing to say or do here in this thread roach.

yeah, because Jim Savile and shitloads of other actors and bankers are muslim.

Sorry man, it's hard to take a country that brought backup from other countries and still lost to roaches with single shot guns and medieval artillery, sorry you feel inferior

You mean you're the only fools who'd get manipulated into giving up resources and land in the name of repairing the mistake of defending yourself. You can try all you want germ, you're still the joke of this board

He didn't you idiot, Germans could easier have guns under Hitler than in the Weimar republic, especially if you were a member of the nazi party.

Get back your mundane Mil job on base you Yank

THE FUCK

#NotAllGermans
#NotAllFUCKINGGermans
#THEFUCKNOTALLGERMANS
#triggered

This original was most likely also done by the clinton campaign

But even the comparison Trump and Hitler doesn't even work. Look at the NSDAP just before election and then look at trump. Hint: One is a lot more openly aggressive, wears uniforms, targets other political parties and has built a party-organized militia, the other one holds rallies with music. Even the political circumstances in Weimar are so very different and way more explosive then they are in America today. GOD I FUCKING HATE HITLER COMPARISONS

this mi6 connection is too good to not shitpost on

Compared to you we actually CAN repair our nation and the entierety of Europe after we destroyed it, you can't even get your own shit together ....
First you get on our level of productivity, innovation and democracy and then we'll talk about you being Europ's doormat again ok?

It really dosn't matter what some shitskins, niggers or white tards on Sup Forums are thinking about us. The fact of the matter is, that Germany is the greatest Nation in Europe and one of the greatest in the World. Or why do you think, that so many of you desperatly want to come to Germany or make their own country slaves to us by joining the EU?

Well he is the most leftist faggot in tv so no wonder

>He didn't you idiot,
read a book once in a while retard

Warning, Hillary supporter found shitposting again........

enjoy your "suicide"

Holy shit, shut the fuck up already.

please somebody make a version of dear americans from south korea

still shitposting, this thread is boring as fuck now the roach is here

>still trying
kek
let it go man, you win some you lose some, no need to be a crybaby about it xd
hop off my nuts once in a while so they can breathe u know