PARKER

PARKER

I WANT PICTURES

PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN

Terry should've been Nick Fury desu

PA-PA-PA PA-PA PA-PARKER!

Ennis Fury yes. Any other Fury no.

You will not replace us.

R-right away, Mr. Jameson!

fucking tool with his fucking hitler mustache, imma go get high in the Spider-buggy.

>Black man
>Hitler stache

Fuck yeah, take it back mah porch-monkey.

>Crews as JJJ
>we get Alastair Smyth as a villain
>there is a scene with a retro Spider-Slayer that has a screen with Crews' face on it
A man can dream...

Would legit love this

T.Cuck

only quads can stop him?

JK Simmons said he wouldn't mind coming back as JJJ in future movies.
But Crews is pretty much the only acceptable substitute.

>Michelle wants Peter to meet her dad
>It's a Black J Jonah
>Turns out her full name is Michelle Jones Jameson

Black Jameson? I can dig it.

Stephen Lang or Kurt Russell (would've been better integrated into so many movies instead of one shitty cameo as Ego). Stop blackwashing everything.

This faggot gets it

Yes we will.

t.illegal Mexican

>you know who screams?
>JJJ
>You know who esle screams?
>Terry Crews in those commercials?
>Bingo!
Lamest fucking "idea".

I wouldn't even be mad desu as long as it was an afterthought after failing to get Simmons back

don't give these ideas

>Try to organise a public Nazi march in the age of widespread social media, and extreme vindication of beliefs
>Be surprised when they identify you in real life
>You even held up a torch in case it was too dark for them to see your face

That was the stupidest fucking demonstration I've seen since a far right group tried to march in Liverpool, and managed to corner themselves in a WHSmith.

Even actual yobs know to cover their faces.

Tbh I'd have cast him as the Staff Officer from DB, had the DB movies not been so shite.

I'd still prefer him in Brooklyn 99 or in a Hellboy series (not as Hellboy, but it'd be mildly amusing to see him with sideburns).