Obviously there are hundreds of quotes in the game, which is why I'm asking for your help to find them.
No memes, this is meant to be a red pilled quote pack that is palatable for normies. (((Controversial))) quotes like Nazi quotes will be allowed, but things like "GAS THE KIKES" will not be added.
I am pretty sure I can only add 2 quotes per technology/civic, but I can mess around and see if I can get more. I cannot change the voice acting for the quotes without mod tools, but I can change the text. I hope to be able to edit the voices with the mod tools, and if anybody reads out the quotes I will save the file for a later day.
Don't you have some refugees having sexual emergencies that you need to tend to?
Anthony Green
civ 6 sucks ass
Connor Perry
That's rude. I just don't see why you want to spend your time doing this.
Nolan Gutierrez
I've heard it's the best at release many times. Meaning it needs fixes but has potential.
Easton Thomas
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Jaxon Smith
Then don't participate
Charles Moore
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Owen Cooper
How is someone supposed to rationalize a hobby you autist?
Joshua Edwards
what kind of stupid question is that...
Isaac Sanchez
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Aaron Cox
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Liam Scott
out of all the things to fix in this repolished nightmare that is Civ 5 - Family Version you pick the quotes?
get a fucking grip try redesigning the whole game if you want to improve it
Anthony Reed
NANOMACHINES, SON
Christopher Edwards
>you autist Loving the irony desu.
Anthony Mitchell
What tech/civic do you want this to go under? Colonialism? I'd appreciate it if when you posted a quote you also posted what you'd like it to go under. Also, I'm not going to make all the quotes one guy I don't have the expertise to fix the game. All I'm doing here is simple text editing, and maybe later sound editing.
Christian Stewart
>This The game sucks worse then Civ V.
Charles Walker
>mfw I kind of agree with Sweden here
Gavin Wright
the game is a lost cause its literally almost as irrelevant as the release of beyond earth
hell it plays almost like it in the fact that it just feels rushed and overall garbage
i love civ but fuck me districts were literally the only major game change
Easton King
Isn't this obvious?
Cartography: If there be a God, I think he would like me to paint Africa British-Red as possible. -Cecil Rhodes
Justin Allen
More than happy to read quotes when I get back from work' if needed, I'll be about 2 hours
Kevin Allen
>Cartography
that quote has nothing to do with cartography and is like the leaf said a likely metaphor/simile for a stretching empire
Brandon Stewart
>painting the map red >nothing to do with cartography
It fits.
Brayden Garcia
GTFO retard.
Luke Brooks
Celestial Navigation
Elijah Evans
its a metaphor you fucking tard jesus fucking christ
Noah Stewart
I know it's a metaphor, and it still fits because it is a metaphor.
Wyatt Hughes
Eiffel Tower - A Scar on the face of Paris. Bezu Fache
Austin Gomez
still not even really close to cartography... moreover colonialism or imperialism
Ryan Murphy
Combined Arms:
"The reason the American Army does so well in wartime, is that war is chaos, and the American Army practices it on a daily basis." - from a post-war debriefing of a German General
Gavin Hill
its not though because he talked in his last will about the world being red in reference to the emprei
Noah Roberts
>civ 6 maybe you want to go back to a certain other place?
Aiden Bell
Nuclear Program- Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. J. Robert Oppenheimer
Logan Lewis
Chic games are never great right at release. Been playing since the original. Wait for the first major expansion, then the vanilla part will be figured out.
Jason Cox
*Civ
Nolan Garcia
Banking: "The man who controls Britain's money supply controls the British Empire, and I control the British money supply." - Nathan Rothschild
Keep in mind I can add atleast 2 per quote.
Juan Smith
Naming the jew. Bold.
Asher Gray
If you kill your enemies they win
Watch the backblast you idiot - Sun Tsu
Landon Martin
Yeah, I'm hoping some normies download this and get intrigued enough by quotes such as this one to research him
Hunter Jackson
Banking - Lends at interest, and takes profit; shall he then live? He shall not live. He has done all these abominations; he shall surely die; his blood shall be upon himself. Ezekiel 18:13
Henry Sanchez
you swedes just can't stop fucking everything up, i swear LOL
Carter Fisher
Mount Everest - Well George, we’ve knocked the bastard off. Sir Edmund Hillary
Jonathan Watson
In-game quotes are retarded
Levi Carter
you're actually half right
civ 5 was better after the major expansions but the core game was still just the core game and i hated so many parts of the core game
same with civ 6, the small caveats such as building maintenance is gone and that builders are disintegrated after a few uses etc
John Harris
Ideology:
“The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.” ― Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Charles Ramirez
Political Philosophy- You start out in 1954 by saying, “Nigger, nigger, nigger.” By 1968 you can't say “nigger” — that hurts you. Backfires. So you say stuff like forced busing, states' rights and all that stuff. You're getting so abstract now [that] you're talking about cutting taxes, and all these things you're talking about are totally economic things and a byproduct of them is [that] blacks get hurt worse than whites. And subconsciously maybe that is part of it. I'm not saying that. But I'm saying that if it is getting that abstract, and that coded, that we are doing away with the racial problem one way or the other. You follow me — because obviously sitting around saying, “We want to cut this,” is much more abstract than even the busing thing, and a hell of a lot more abstract than “Nigger, nigger.” Lee Atwater
David Johnson
> that builders are disintegrated after a few uses etc
I like this feature, and if it really bothers you, you can get builders with 7 charges
Henry Hernandez
The road mechanic is what I like the least. I realize that you have to use traders to build the roads, but I liked having direct control over it. And the military engineer only gets 2 builds? Reeeee
Luis Cruz
Aw, I thought you were going to be replacing the quotes with shitposts you pulled off of Sup Forums That would be infinitely more hilarious
Aiden Scott
this
Luis Nguyen
I'll probably do that at some point
Easton Wilson
>develop masonry JUST
>develop gunpowder I used to be a Trump supporter like you, but now I'm #WithHer
Adrian Martin
>And the military engineer only gets 2 builds? Reeeee That why Rome is the only playable civ, the Legions can build, don't require (scarce as fucking hell iron, I honestly haven't build a swordsman yet) and you get free road, but yeah not being able to control the placement is gay as fuck. Just try finding sources of nitrer or whatever for powered units. I'm glad as fuck I pirated it. CIV 4 with all expansions and modded to shit is way more fun.
Austin Cooper
Civ4 was pretty much perfect with the final expansion, BtS. Poor random map generator though, but that's a minor issue.
Grayson Bell
Stealth:
"If you're not alert, sometime, a German son-of-an-asshole-bitch is going to sneak up behind you and beat you to death with a sockful of shit!" - George S. Patton
Luis Reed
I honestly like those changes, both auto-roads and limited uses for workers. The only problem I have is lack of automation, both for workers and cities, because late game you need it unless you want to waste your time planning useless cities you captured.
Joseph Evans
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
The spread of civilisation may be likened to a fire; first, a feeble spark, next a flickering flame, then a mighty blaze, ever increasing in speed and power.
>a couple possibly useful ones from Tesla
Brayden Anderson
>The only problem I have is lack of automation I agree, if they went all the way back to civ 3 when you could just assign governors to manage your 10+ irrelevant (except for their strategic resources etc) captured cities that wold be a great improvement. Hell even production queuing would be nice, I usually just start them building a 50 turn project and forget about it
Carson Nguyen
Mod Trump in thank you.
Jeremiah Flores
we're waiting for the mod tools to do that, many gameplay mods so far cause crashes because we don't know how to mod properly yet
Brayden Diaz
>i love civ but fuck me districts were literally the only major game change
workers got a revamp, so did roads
also civics tree and those boosts to research
Joshua King
cartography has to do with the creation of maps based on mathematics, not on imperialistic hunger for African lands
Christian Gutierrez
What are the best mods for Beyond Earth? Never played it, just installed it.
I am fond of the air conditioning that brought down the kilimanjaro's wifi's wife.
Blake Harris
I really like Civ VI. It's much better than V, because it actually bothered to include the core game mechanics outside of DLC this time, and the music is absolute godtier..
but the quotes all fall a little flat. It really does seem like tangentially related reddit-tier shit this time around, to get a dumb laugh, rather than the actually historically valid quotations.
Far too much "I looked up the word pottery and found this 19th century quote by an American writer, and less "Shall the clay say to him that fashioneth it: what makest thou?"
They're just all less fitting.
Adam James
Yeah, that's the main reason I'm doing this
Carter Kelly
Eiffel Tower: “Liberty,” boomed Wednesday, as they walked to the car, “is a bitch who must be bedded on a mattress of corpses.” - Neil Gaiman.
Grayson Hill
Are you going to voice them?
Asher Baker
I may voice some, but I'd like it to be a mix of the voices of Sup Forums, plus some snippets of the person saying the actual quote in some cases, if it's clean audio. For example, I'm going to use the sound clip of Oppenheimer saying "I am become death". Most, however, will just be whoever posts a vocaroo
Leo Fisher
That's a damned good idea. Godspeed, leaf
Brody Reyes
Thanks. I don't know if the voices are even a go yet, though. In the current state they're practically impossible to edit, so I'm banking on the mod tools to have a way to edit sound when they are finally released. I certainly hope I can, otherwise this mod is kind of pointless
Luis Campbell
Globalization:
"Jews will play a leading role in multicultural Europe" - Barbara Lerner Spectre
You can YouTube the audio for this one
Sebastian Gonzalez
>Why are you having fun?
And you can't see why this is a retarded question Sven?
James Hill
Suffrage:"Give the likes of Baldrick the vote and we'll be back to cavorting druids, death by stoning and dung for dinner..." - Edmund Blackadder
Michael White
One of the nuclear related ones:
"I would say that I was absolutely convinced of the possibility of our making a uranium engine but I never thought that we would make a bomb and at the bottom of my heart I was really glad that it was to be an engine and not a bomb. I must admit that." " - Werner Heisenberg
Nathan Anderson
Social Media: >No one is being paid to shill for Hillary by the way. It's a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt to smear her campaign. - anonymous.
Rocketry/Military Engineering: >When he wants more thrust, Ivan doesn't look for a fancy propellant with a higher specific impulse. He just builds himself a bigger rocket. Maybe he's got something there. John D. Clark, "Ignition".