Family dinner for grandma's 90th birthday

>family dinner for grandma's 90th birthday
>they are all joking about how evil Trump is
>try to defend him and explain how corrupt Hillary is
>"Aw user that is just Rupert Murdoch propoganda"
>"Fox news lies user, you'll understand when you're older"
>Get frustrated and try to bring up wikileaks and Podesta emails
>They keep being condescending assholes
>Try to explain how she's a pedophile and explain their codewords in wikileaks
>Explain how pizza means sex with underage girls and hotdogs means sex with underage boys
>Bring up Podesta's handkerchief and Cometpingpong
>Dad takes me to my room and smacks me for ruining grandma's 90th
>Whole family thinks I'm crazy
>tfw

Why would you start discuss politics while eating? Especially if they were joking. It's only your fault that you're such an asshole.

Know when to drop it autismo

You should move out and spread rumours of your family being a bunch of pedos

Nothing wrong with telling the truth user. They'll know one day hopefully, and you can rub it in their face for being more aware

Haha how old are you?
>daddy gave me a smack!
Hahahaha

>Whole family thinks I'm crazy

That's because you are, retard.

Sperg.

Why the fuck do you go straight for the weird conspiracy theory shit?

Her actions in Haiti are enough to sway people.
Spaghetti...

>discussing politics with your family

My family has agreed that everyone should shut the fuck up and not discuss politics with each other. It keeps us a loving family.

>falling for russian hacker propaganda
you deserved it mate. #imwithher

You dont fking redpill people like that you moron!

For you, OP

You're bad at subversion

Just wait until you get to say I told you so mate

Czecked
How do you fuck up a red pilling so bad

>Family dinner at my Grandfather's 86th
>We're all white slavs
>Grandfather, my Cousin and his father and I discuss current affairs whilst enjoying a roast
>Everyone except Grandfather and I are Clinton fanatics
>Mention US election
>'US'
>see the look of horror on everyones faces
>'US'
>Grandfather stands up and launches into a tirade
>Clinton Corruption evolves into Yugoslav Wars
>Yugoslav Wars evolves into Muslims
>Muslims becomes EU
>EU becomes Gay rights and other bullshit
>No one dares challenge him as he's soo enraged and its his birthday
>I join in his tirade
>after 30 minutes of yelling we calm down and i shake his hand and we eat cold turkey
>MFW redpilled whole family again their will

>smacks me
why didnt you beat him?

>weaponized autism at family dinner

Their minds are gone OP, they won't listen to you until they are in concentration camp.

It never ceases to amaze me how much the rest of the world cares about what we do here in America.

What boring lives you must live. What a constant, low-hum consciousness that you don't matter in the world. I can't imagine living like that. Maybe that's why my ancestors left and came to the place where it's all happening.

Non-Americans - the low energy people of this planet.

Did you died?

Nobody cares about what happens in america you silly burger. What matters what you guys do in the middle east, hillary starting world war 3 over there will generate another gigantic stream of niggers coming to europe. And thats what worries me.

>taking American politics seriously

The only interesting part is the major memeoverload that will happen and the mass suicide. Then it'll turn out nothing changes at all.

this.

>>Try to explain how she's a pedophile and explain their codewords in wikileaks
>>Explain how pizza means sex with underage girls and hotdogs means sex with underage boys
>>Bring up Podesta's handkerchief and Cometpingpong
how do you not see how fucking stupid this shit sounds?

Should've asked them why they think you're coming from Fox when Fox was attacking Trump just the same.

Too bad you're a retard that allows himself to be argued into a corner.

>white slavs

There is something wrong here user. Perhaps you should correct yourself before you're embarrassed.

Shut up cunt. If you're going to treat as as vassal states then we should at least get to talk shit about you.

there's a million and one low hanging fruit that dont require looking like a fool:
> haiti
>syria
>no fly zone
>russian conspiracy tin foil hat
>benghazi
>dnc cheating with bernie
>dnc/ clinton campaign paying for violence at rallies
> pay to play
>4 different dnc chairs in less than a year all leaving due to exposed from scandal
>etc.

why are you so FUCKING worthless???

this
I don't care if it's a Leaf, he's right

You fool, normies are like a scared fawn in the forest. You have to approach them carefully and kindly, slowly gaining their trust.

You just tried to drive a truck up to it blaring "America fuck yeah!", no shit it will be scared shitless and run away even if you came to show it the truth.

You have to start with the most normie friendly redpills, the voter fraud proof and DNC paying protesters with people admitting it on video. Also how DNC planned to harass womyn at Trump, also on video.

Then you could go onto the emails about the media colluding with DNC by showing proof. Now they are ready to discover shit by themselves.

We do not give a fuck what you do in America. We're worried about the shit you conduct all over the rest of the world.

>be me
>dinner at relatives
>talk about hillary crimes
>talk about how great trump is
>everyone agrees

Why didn't you retaliate? Should have spread your bumcheeks and taken a massive poo on the table

>white slavs

Hitler would've had you fucking exterminated, retard. Be a good boy and suck Stalin's ding-dong

If Trump wins he's coming for your Oil money to pay us for the protection we give you, snow nigger.

>revealing your powerlevel like that

>>Try to explain how she's a pedophile and explain their codewords in wikileaks
>>Explain how pizza means sex with underage girls and hotdogs means sex with underage boys
>>Bring up Podesta's handkerchief and Cometpingpong


>He fell for the pedo meme
You cannot seriously be this retarded.

Me too.

Italian-Americans are based, sempai.

You shoulda burned down the house with everyone still inside

This is sad user, at least my dad is pro trump

Sometime you have to begin smaller and then expand when they are ready to learn more.

For example if you have never known mathematics before, you dont start with calculus but arithmetic and work your way up there.

Only a already informed or VERY open-minded person could follow your logic all the way from the beginning to the end like the way you did it.

This is why you don't go to the extremes so quickly - they're so far fetched people won't be inclined to listen to you.

>talk to 88 y/o Grammy on her bday
>immigration and Trump come up
>said Grandpa's dad couldn't even come over without a sponsor
>had to have a job lined up, take English/History classes, etc.
>Could not bring over his wife and three kids for more than a year
>Mexicans don't know how good they have it

She still thinks Trump is brutish, but she's voting for him.

>tfw family is too illiterate and ignorant to care about US elections
Well at least I don't have these awkward conversations...

>Dad takes me to my room and smacks me
if you're a girl I can only see a win-win situation
they got rid of your nonsense and you got your daily slap

>grandma's 90th birthday
see the silverlining it wasn't a birthday party it was a mourning
she'll be soon gone and then maybe granddaddy will smack you too

>Dad takes me to my room and smacks me

And you didn't smack him back?

You are, literally a cucked faggot.

My dad threw a rage tantrum on me one day. In the middle of it he punched me in the face, hauled his arm back all John Wayne movie style to hit me again. I just stood there, couldn't believe he'd just hit me ... and I barely felt it. Didn't even make me step back.

As I watched him telegraph a fake TV-like punch at me, as I watched it incoming, I casually slapped him across the face with my open hand. His head snapped sideways and he started losing his balance.

Just as I returned my hand, backhanding him across the face from the other direction. He literally flew about 5 feet sideways, his lip split open and spraying blood, smashed into the floor face plant down, didn't even have the reflexes to break his own fall. Cracked his nose on the floor.

I walked past him, picked his glasses up, grabbed him by his shirt and hauled him to his feet, handed his glasses back to him. Didn't say a word.

He took one quick look in my eye, then walked into the bathroom to wash the blood off his face, drove himself to the hospital to get his nose X-rayed.

That settled his autistic sperging down something proper. Spent my whole childhood having him go into screaming rage tantrums at me, at my brother, at my mom. He can't even look me in the eye anymore. Should have done it years ago.

Guess who the autistic trump cuck is in the house? This entire year we just let him sit in his room and scream at Fox news all day long.

Can't wait for Wednesday. Already told my mom I'm taking her out for the whole day, lunch, shopping and dinner, so she can have a day off from his assholery.

i thought smacking each other was normal for aussie families?

Man, you're a fucking autistic retard.

Even setting aside how you ruined one of your grandmother's last remaining birthdays, you don't just start a conversation with 'GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW' if you allow me the comparison. No, instead you start making 'banker' jokes. Everyone can joke about bankers. Over time you introduce random, short comments like while watching the news 'oh hey it's Soros again. That old jew would put Machiavelli to shame'. Then let people find out more on their own. Only if a person has been investing some of their own time, of their own initiative, they will be receptible to further truths.

Over the years I've been guiding several different social circles that way and it works every time.

yaaaa if that happened to me he would be bleeding

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You deserve it for
a) talking about politics
b) turning a family event into an argument
c) buying into retarded Sup Forums conspiracy memes
d) getting emotionally invested in the politics of another country that is half a world away
e) being a kiwi
f) all of the above

should have just ran with the lolita express, epsteins private island and how there's this creepy temple with moloch statues on it, just like bohemian grove. Also that bill clinton visited a convicted child molesters private island about a dozen times, there are flight logs for that.

It's pretty factual and doesn't deviate. You went full retard OP

my family believed me

calm down luzi

At least we have families b/c our country isnt a shithole

Why are you such a fucking autist??????

You don't even live in the US, so the vote doesn't matter. Can't you swallow your spaghetti for a few hours and laugh along with the joke?

Your dad is a cuck and it's time for your grandma to die instead of being forced to live with CTR Cucks in one household.

well that was weak. leaf tier response

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A shame this is probably just bait, I was really enjoying the thought of someone attempting to explain a list of schizophrenic codewords about pizza at his grandmother's birthday

>>Dad takes me to my room and smacks me for ruining grandma's 90th

Asshole dad,

who brought up political topics?

btw. I'm not hiding my power level at family meetings.

>Could have brought up the warmongering, Libya, increased tensions with Russia, or how she sold out the middle class with NAFTA and was going to again with the TPP before she flip-flopped.
>Spouts pedo memes instead.

If I was there I'd have smacked you to.

im sprry user

me and my family are going to eat steak tomorrow night while we watch Hillary lose

you went too far into the rabbit hole. it's far, far too much for the average person to accept in one go. start by debating donna brazile and DWS leaving their positions, and explain why. if they doubt this, source it.

once they've accepted this, and hence you have opened their eyes partially, you move onto the next item.

lucky your family cant vote in the election

Low test kiwifag

Trump steak you mean as you swallow his meat you low test cunt.

>Oh but user, we saw you when you were a young baby who needed his diaper changed, therefore i'm smarter and more wise than you. why would i listen to you about anything serious? why can't you be more like your sister who's taking women's studies?

would you like to hear my uninformed opinion about new zealand politics?

>tfw my sister is a hardcore Hillary supporter
>she knows about everything she's done but justifies it by saying "Trump's probably done just as much as she has"

She used to be cool. What happened?

> My granma is extremely worried that trump might win, she thinks he's gonna nuke hispanics
> sister literally crying because she thinks she will never go to disneyland again because of trump
> Defend Trump with arguments and facts
> Now my family doesn't hate trump anymore

god dammit it's so easy to brainwash the people of this country, no wonder why we're a corrupted socialist shithole

>Try to explain how she's a pedophile and explain their codewords in wikileaks
>Explain how pizza means sex with underage girls and hotdogs means sex with underage boys
>Bring up Podesta's handkerchief and Cometpingpong
>Dad takes me to my room and smacks me for ruining grandma's 90th
>Whole family thinks I'm crazy
>tfw

OMG that's awesome

>Actually explaininh pizza.jpg to your family
Lmao you fucking idiot. It was bound to fail

i cringe to think people in my family are fooled into fighting wars u morons fuck-up...its not that the world is in awe of your greatness. the US is kinda just entertainment to the rest of the world cus its where all the foolhardy jackasses of Europe ended up. just some of us take it more serious than others. . . u aint all dat and a bag o chips BoI.

You gotta hide your power level bro

I really like Trump but I'm apparently leeching off Obamacare as a minwage freelancer. Should I vote for the candidate who might make it harder for me to get health coverage without a real income?

Not even surprised since Sup Forums is now Sup Forumstier

no but OPs grandma will soon

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trumps kids are 50% czechs :) jely?

>Family dinner for grandma's 90th birthday
>Try to explain how Hillary Clinton is a pedophile and explain their codewords in wikileaks

especialy when its all delusion of pol.

>Actually my dad wasn't faking at all and he clear knocked me the fuck out
>in my tears and delusions from the resulting concussion I imagined myself liberating my household
>One day I really will man up, I swear

Fixed that shit for you. Also talk to a shrink about your Oedipus complex.

Doesn't even matter. What kind of a cunt brings up paedophilia at your grandparent's 90th birthday?

lemme tell yuo about child porn

WTF? Why do you discuss about US elections so important?
This elections are more important for Russia than for NZ, we have sanctions. Trump is ready for a dialogue, but Clinton is a good person for propaganda to be an "external enemy".
But Russians just deal with each other and do bets on Trump/Hillary victory.
Just don't be so serious about that things.

>fuck! he knows!

you did the right thing user. the sands of time will reward you when the truth is revealed.

i got SO FUCKING MAD i called my dad a cuck and got banned from family dinners when he said trump is a racist

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Wow... I've never seen this side of you user.. that was really brave. Wanna come over to my house and watch a movie or something lol?

I want to say this is bait, but the autism seems real.

don't worry. as soon as its in the news you can remind them.

Murder them

>have Italian American family
>all my nanno's sons besides my dad are redpilled
>all his male grandchildren like Trump, in fact, I early voted for him
>all his female grandchildren are extremely butthurt

It's great. Can't wait for thanksgiving.

womyn

Agreed, the cunts cant stop talking about us even while saying they dont care. Its sad desu senpai

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Obamacare premiums are going to go through the roof. Free market solutions will be better under Trump.