Why have you not moved to Norway yet

Give me 1(one) reason why you haven't moved to Norway yet. It it literally the best country ever. Free healthcare and education. Stay mad sharts

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They need worker permit / visa to get into norway you dumbshit.

Then just get it.

Fuck off we're full

record,can't escape me own country
feels bad man

Norskjavler, vaer so snill...

Erna is running this place down the drain. You better be a consultant and horde that money or you can kiss norwegian living standards goodbye. Oslo will be first to fall. Some would say it is already fallen.

Shut the fuck up Philip.

i could go to norway right now, but i want to die here

>Free healthcare and education
Vikangz actually believe this. And tell me, how strong is censorship and PC in Norway?

Pierre doller

Because my ancestors are Swedish. I wouldn't be caught dead in your country.

I would love to move to Norway.

How do I emigrate?

Hva?

Politician got raped by a nigger for 4 hours and enjoyed it

Finland is better tbqh

There isnt a lot of PC in Norway compared to the rest of Europe.

Socialist cucked media control the narrative.

Norway is literally a shithole

>Letting more people know about our country
>Wanting more people to move here

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Part of the communist party..

I don't want to abandon my country
I have high hopes for Golden Dawn and New Democracy
I won't give up the fight

ps I;m a Greek with proxy because we're rangebanned

Lived in Norway briefly but Sweden is a little bit better imo, just easier to get around etc. Both are effing utopias compared to other countries however. Americans would have comfy shock to their confused little systems if they could afford to travel the world and visited Norway.

Stay the fuck out you criminal subhumans. We are a calm and peaceful nation where we love our people and respect those who respect us.
We don't want your baby eating, store looting and warmongering taint among us.
You will never be Norwegians. STAY OUT.

I'm already living in a better one

In your government

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>moving to a dark fridge
no thanks lads, I prefer my moderate swamp climate over here.

I wish I was swizz :[

ok då

Tell me about degeneracy in Oslo.

Alt kan blir norsk, min venn

Because you're pretty shitty, m8
Good views, nothing else

kill yourself

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I'd rather move to Denmark or Finland, but actually neither. I'm fine here. One reason: I can't get beer for a normal price.

In political circles and media not speaking about certain subjects and PC is running rampant.

We have close to absolute free speech. Threats and inciting violence is practically the only thing not legal. Our unis are not infected with outrage culture.

haha that filename

You now remember this guy

How easy would it be to get into Norway and start getting Norwegian benefits as a Finn.

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Ikke faen. Vi hverken trenger, eller onsker å ha de samme problemene som dere flykter i fra. Beste kur er da å stenge dere ute.

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your country is a fucking degenerate shithole

no open carry or constitutional carry equivalent.

I've a little money, and spent a month in Norway. It's a nice place but it's expensive. Moving there legally takes a fair amount of work, and winter isn't the best for a guy from the South (cold AF and little to no sun). Norwegian people are incredibly attractive, though. Like, all of them.

umm kill yourself?

Why do you want to hear about blonde girls grinding on Ahmeds and Akbaris?

It's fairly easy to get to Norway.
And your language is top tire
, honestly.
I'm just grabbing my education here first then I might move up in the mountains with you guys

>allows a communist party
add that to the list.

I watched Lilyhammer. Norway seems too cold for brown people.

if you are in the EU its really easy
they even pay you until you find a job there

It's not as bad. Oslo East is getting gentrified to price out muslims. The political document literally said so.

because you don't allow white people to move there.

POO IN FJORD

Mainstream media is really cucked and PC, almost CNN tier

Norway is no place for a shitskin like you.

Really easy, just have to put some effort

>movie directed by a Swede which takes place in Norway
>implying that's proof of us being degenerate
Good joke, Gyppo.

Poland you poor fuckshit country full of slavniggers, get the serious fucking fuck out of my country you sad fuck.
How the fuck can you be nationalist and, kike for EU, NATO and Norwegian slave cash.

You deserve russian cock.

Ta dine apestreker og kom deg til hælvete hjem til det jævla U-land du kom fra.

I was born here, so I'd have to move out to the third world countries and then back again, which seems like a hassle...

nah man, i still have some pride left

They don't have any kind of following, or political power.

Hey guys is it true that Therese Johaug has been caught doping?
Is it a massive scandal over there?

Is it easier to move to Norway if you have family already living there? Or is that not taken into consideration?

is Finland better senpai?

Because I can shitpost everyday already here in Finland

commie shithole

SV is basically a communist party, and they have had lots of influence.

ALMOST? They are effectively worse than CNN.

Because its dark for months at a time

>enjoying light
what is wrong with you

nope, Sweden is the greatest country on this planet.

Why would you encourage people to move to your country by promoting welfare benefits? Do you want a bunch of welfare leeches moving in?

SV are the Norwegian equivalent to the progressives in the US.

(((Free))) healthcare and (((education)))

Vennligst ikke tråkk på meg.

Så du den TV2 hillary reklamen under halloweed i new york?
Hvor barn ble indoktrinert på kamera til å hate Trump og all form for frihet og rope heia rop for killary?

Det var ganske sykt.

I would love to work in norway and live in sweden that would be the dream.

Because literally why would I.
Also fuck Norwegian language (no offense)

Don't listen to norwegians telling you that Norway is not cucked. It's almost as bad as Sweden.

don't worry dude I'm coming there to scrounge off your system ... Ive got a to do list of countries to leach off, first is spain though.

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>They need worker permit / visa to get into norway you dumbshit.

No, it is not required and I'd even get full citizenship in two years.

Still, no thanks for the oil communism.

Pretty sure nordcucks hate us

Nei, vi skal ikke, oljneger-cuck

pls dont bully poor Sven

NEET for life

Hor her kompis, en skal ikke se på eller finansiere MSM i dag, og TV2 er vel den med mest aids.

Shut up slav

I'd like to

It's hard as balls to move to Norway if you are white and speak english. You people need to put on some bronzer and get a koran if you want to be welcomed in.

Ca. 70% of our salary goes to taxes and tariffs.

What do we get out of it?
Shit roads
Shit hospitals
Shit police
Extremely shit elderly homes
Shit schools

Name one thing goverment does decently

bit too cold for me.

I live in Denmark

>my country is shit, so I just move

sounds awfully familiar, that's basically the reason why Europe is in its current state

>(((free)))
>(((education)))

you baited me holy shit

>zozzle

Onsketenking.
We are pretty cucked but compared to you we've come off this ride scott free.

Only cucks leave their homeland when things get tough. Go on and take all our cucks and form a cucktry, bitch ass snow nigger.

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