Reminder that russians are swedes

Russia is and always has been a swedish rape baby. Rus literally means Sweden in finnish. That means the entirety of Russia is rightful Swedish clay. How does this make you feel Ivan? Your ancestors were SWEDISH

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rus'_people

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Reminder

Back then Swedes were badass and being a Swede was cool so nothing wrong with that.

>Rus literally means Sweden in finnish

No, it does not

Russia's founding leaders and rulers were Swedish, such as the Rurik dynasty. However, the population from the beginning was predominantly Slavic and (minorly) Finnic.

>tfw the good swedes went to Russia and the betas remained

russians do have nordid strains but the majority of them are baltid and not nordid, that's why you have so many squareheaded russians running around

Russia was actually established by Finnish vikings.

>Finnish vikings

We were so impressed that we invited their nobility to be our ruling elite. Intermarried with them and formed dynasties.
It took a freaking slav alliance (with POLES! POLES for fucks sake! Russians WITH POLES, it'd ludicrious, but stranger things have happened) to defeat them in great Northern war.

That was a long time ago though.

And then dschingis kahn happened and now they all look like mongos and we call them slaves

Pretty much. All aggressive and adventurous people left a 1000 years ago. Sweden was then consumed by dysgenics.

No, actually Russia was established by Jewish knights to counterbalance the Europe and prevent White Man from attaining his rightful domination over the world.

feels good man, but
>Rus literally means Sweden in finnish
is bullshit, rus means 'rowing people' iirc

Sweden of all the neighbours had little influence on Russia. The russkies had seen them as not a very honorary adversary at first and then a declining power. Something of a Turkey-tier.

Poland aye, Sweden nay.

>Russia is and always has been a swedish rape baby.
Except for the part where Russia fucked you when you lost Finland and then became more powerful and significant then you could ever hope to be.

Also this. I dont mind at all tbqh. Vikings were based.

>I'm in a female led poly relationship and our best fucking buddies couple are Swedes and Norwegians

WE WUZ RUSSIANS AND SHIET. AYYY

So Russians are what you get when Swedes get cucked by Mongols?

>Ryurik is N haplogroup - finn
>30% of tatars is N haplogroup
>ruled Russia by centuries
>richest diaspora in exUSSR is also tatars
swedes - literally who

Russia's population compared to Sweden isn't even funny. If we were the same size as Russia we would literally just conquer them and put a swedish king on their throne

Sweden knocked poland out of the war quickly, we were one on one against them when we beat them.

>55% White
>still can't into genetics
Last country to pay taxes to mongols was Poland. Hundred and something years after Muscovy stopped. Mongol rule was a tax collection, not a Turk tier rape invasion that happened in the Balkans

There was never "cool Swede". Their Empire was pathetic

my man, tatars got cucked so bad that were not allowed to settle in the cities until the late Imperial Period.

Well capital of Rus for a long time was Kiev, also Belarus was also part of Rus.
So why Belarus and Ukraine are not included???

Great Northern War

Our Russwedish brothers should liberate us from the treacherous government that is Sweden.

Ukrainians have Sarmatian, Ottoman and Crimean Tatar background and Belorussians are Polonised. Why would be they included?

I can confirm this. My paternal grandfather is belaruski and my y-dna haplogroup is i1 L22+

>Poles
So... this... is the power... of... Saxon kings...

Hence
>rape baby

Why is it always Finland that is always so assblasted? I'm glad we raped and destroyed your culture

>Hillary wants to genocide this

Sweden is and always has been an african rape baby. swede literally means cuckold in english. that means the entirety of Sweden is rightful African clay. How does this make you feel Sven? Your ancestors were BLACKED

That must explain why my blonde hair blue eyed girlfriend is mistaken for swede despite the heaviy and obvious Eastern European accent

only peasants

Yes, your empire was much better

Not after Genghis Khan breh

WE

Political hegemony =/= ethnic interbreeding you stupid nigger. Otherwise it'd be correct to call Russians mongols or Indians British.

You can join Polish "Sarmatians" and Dugin with that schizophrenic theory. None of your ideas are taken seriously in European historiography and anthropology

how does it feel knowing your ancestors were amoebas? unicellular organisms eternally cucked and BTFO mammals

If Russians were Swedes, why did Hitler want to exterminate them?

NO. Only some elites are RUS and the odd commoner. The majority of Russians are still the serf slavs.

Because hitler was a syphlitic and made a bad decision.

Most of mongol tax protectorates of Rus was in modern Ukraine....
Foreign rule usually doesn't include interbreeding, but in case of Polish domination that included willingful mixing with the locals. Same happened between Czechs and Germans

Russians wish they were Swedes and muh Vikings, but no, they were just ruled by them.

Russian are Slavs with Tatar blood.

You people will never be a badass Norse-Gael like me. Just think about that for a sec.

If you were the same size with the same terrain and the same ethnics around you, you would perish so long ago that everybody by now would forget you ever existed,

"Our land is great and rich, but there is no order in it. Come reign as princes, rule over us". My god and you guys are calling us cucks you literally wanted the swedish cock to rule over you

It was ideological hatred. You do realize Germany abducted Aryan Russian children to Germanize them without them even knowing they were Russian right?

>norse gael

WE WUZ NORSE N SHEEIIIT

How did they manage to loot Morocco without permanent settlements? Something smells fishy.

the nordic girls in the picture is how russians want to depict themselves, not how they really look like.

Kiwi is more or less correct. Russians are Balts mixed with Slavs that mixed with Nords and Finns.
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0002929707000250

Tatars never mixed with Russians. Forces of Ivan IV on the other hand transformed Tatars from slant-eyed gooks into European looking people in just two generations.

on a serious note that is how the victors portrayed history, not how it necessarily went down.

what are the chances that a slavic people would travel to sweden of all places and ask swedes to rule over them?

most likely they got conquered.

>hurr durr i don't like you therefore you're wrong

ITT: Russia being based as always.

Finnish vikings, good one finbro.

> How does this make you feel Ivan? Your ancestors were SWEDISH
WE WERE VIKINZ AND SHIT.

FÖR SWARJE OCH WÄLFÄRD!!

>Ukrainians have Sarmatian
Wtf are you smoking? All Eastern slavs have Samaritan background, we all split quite recently.
>Ottoman and Crimean Tatar background
That's true mostly for southerners. And you have much more people intermixed with turkic and mongoloid people. Why would you even bring that up?
>Belorussians are Polonised
Mostly westerners, and genetically not really.

>Most of mongol tax protectorates of Rus was in modern Ukraine
On the contrary. Most were in Northern Rus. Southern Rus was gobbled by Lithuania.

We have yet to do our share of pillage and rapings, my vikingbro.

Russia needs to be germanised once again

pic related is what a real Russian looks likes

Cause Ukranians and Belorussian have nothing to do with Kievan rus.

>Black rape babies
>Whitest and purest people on earth

That doesn't add up, user.

My I1 L22+ y dna haplogroup came from somewhere. I know it is from belarus near russia. Of course belarus means "white-rus" possibly because the mongols never conquered this territory. Therefore, perhaps, this predominantly scandinavian y-haplo is a remnant of viking rape and settlement.

you are too cucked to leave any rape babies. you dont even have just babies

>were
One. Fucking. Job. You're a disgrace, Dima. Lurk more.

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Guess that explains Ivan Drago

only one good swede.........youtube.com/watch?v=8ZVI0uHO14s

" norse gael " is just a fancy way to say potato nigger

You are wrong, because you are wrong. There is a historical consensus on events and you with Dugin, sarmatianists and your eurasianists pals are found moronic by everyone within the accurate historical discourse.

Nah fuck that - we are all Mongolz and shiet

>blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/2010/08/1-in-200-men-direct-descendants-of-genghis-khan/#.WCCDM8kpA2s

fuck off of russia they have enough muslims already,mohamed

man he was either a stud or a rape machine

biology > '''''''''''accurate'''''''''''' historical discourse

Chev please stop.

>swedish king on their throne
we once had one
rip

You helped us fight the ruskis

Biology is not on your side, schizoThe American Journal ofHuman Genetics > degenerate autist from 4pol

I don't understand why we had to kill each other during the great northern war. Couldn't you guys accept our swedish king so we could be broskis?

Russia was actually kind of founded by the Finnish viking Rurik. Maybe. He was the head of the Rurikovich, Rurikid or Rurik dynasty. They were in control of Kievan Rus, Muscowy and Novgorod etc. According to DNA-studies: "The closest relatives of the Rurikid haplotype are found in coastal Finland"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rurik
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rurik_dynasty

Rurik himself was a Varangian, i.e. a viking, which suggests that he might've been a "Swedish rapebaby". He might've spoken Finnish or Swedish. Or he might've never even been to Finland, and it could be he origniated from the Baltics instead. It's been 1200 years, so it's pretty much impossible to say anything for certain. And what does it even matter?

To be fair for Russian people it would be great to lose three wars and three wars only: with Carl XII, Napoleon and Hitler. For most to Carl XII. Asian minorities would be all sterilised by the based Statens institut för rasbiologi

What? Let me redpill you all a bit.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arkaim

>Finnish Vikings
Finland has been and always a mistake. I hope the spirit of Karl XII returns to show you your place.

Even more reason to rape and pillage. Even Finland would join then.

>Tatars never mixed with Russians.
>Forces of Ivan IV transformed Tatars from slant-eyed gooks into European looking people
what is Volga Bulgaria?
you're pretentious much for uneducated one

Why Did Hitler and Modern Nazis say Russians are not white, they are literally the whitest people on earth?

The other day, some slavshit from Russia (who was not actually working for the Kremlin) squatted with us in the corner and told us that Russia is a hellhole despite nobody there acknowledging it and that russian women, on average, are actually ugly.

The fact how pissed my statement makes you feel makes my statement true. Checkmate.

How would it be good to lose against Hitler? Didn't he want to genocide the slavic people and replace them with germans? Are you secretly aryan or something

if you fight with yourself you win

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This is a Lutheran board. Please delete this.

NO WE ARE MONGOLS
WE HAVE ASIAN EYES AND SHEIT
slavs are not white they said

I run a hotel/restaurant and we have Germans and Russians visit frequently, and russians are usually taller than germans and have more common nordic features - blonde hair, blue/green eyes.
German and Russian also are the best tippers, unlike americans and british