In this thread, we discover which Sup Forums nationality is the best. You all can make points and counter points as to why your country and its people are superior. Rank the countries from 1-10 and greentext your points.
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1) Australia > + No burgers around > + almost everyone agrees on nigger problem > + no school shootings > + age of consent 16 > + drinking age 18 (but cops give zero fucks about underaged drinking) > - Shitty internet
2) America > + Cheap shit (compared to 'Straya) > + Guns A'hoy > - Too many niggers, borderniggers and homeless people all out in the public space > + Plenty of prisons to hold minorities
3) Russia > + Based President who knows his place > + Crazy fucking people that lack basic survival instincts > - Motherland of internet CP > - Hasn't invaded Canada
Hey the age of consent is 16 here and the drinking age is 18
Wyatt Sullivan
Doesn't excuse the ugly women, shitty food and gingivitis.
Isaiah Turner
Switzerland
>good education/healthcare >secretly but firmly xenophobic >drinking age 16/18 >nice panoramas >age of consent 16 >legal prostitution >further building of mosques banned >right/neutral-liberal and rightwing parties make up threee thirds of the most powerful parties
Jacob Long
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 - America + Lotsa niggers + Bathrooms for trannies + First f president + Whoops was supposed to be female but I guess it deleted the 'emale' xD - McDonalds and Taco Bell have gone to shit really slow service. Thankfully Madame Presidante will be raising minimum wage through her performance art profit and maga.
Please kill me
Christopher Taylor
Go down to Walmart, buy a thick fucking rope and hang yourself you cunt.
Matthew Wright
yeah but your women
Parker Miller
I can't find my fucking flag on ops pic
Too many other countries with the Union Jack on them
Ruling the world has its downsides
Noah Long
>Be British >Wait 16 years to fuck ugly girls >Making out >Her yellow crowded teeth grind against yours >She guides your tiny penis inside your abnormally wide vagina >Clench jaw from cuming, break teeth >Yelling 'God save the queen' while cumming spitting teethy bits all over her >England is small island and she is your half sister >mutant premature baby 4 months later
Fuck off Poo-nigger, thats a tv presenter. Everyone knows hes a pussy.
Straya has one of the best militarys around, while your countries first line of defence is its horrid fucking odour you sub-human cunt.
Jace Lewis
South Africa >+ Plenty kangz and queenz to enrich the country >+ Mostly grass fed livestock, great meat
Carson Perry
Yeah Switzerland is pretty based tbqh
Ian Perez
our population is 3x the size of yours. You are the cousin fuckers here.
Particularly since you're all so far apart and fewer people are crossing city to city.
Ayden Myers
Also, what does drinking age 16/18 mean?
Different laws in certain areas or?
Sebastian Clark
Yeah, you forgot the part where the police break the door down to confiscate all our spoons because our spoon license expired.
Juan Gomez
switzerland is legit on the surface, but you have all those INTERNATIONAL BANKERS
Jose Evans
Nice excuses
>Be British >Make prison colony to hold your excess prisoners >It's ends up being a better country than yours
Colton Lopez
What about Norway and Switzerland? Aside from that Australia is fucking tops
Nathan Thomas
>our population is 3x the size of yours Exactly the point.
Angel Rodriguez
And nestle
Adrian Gray
But a fooking mountain kike. Deutschland über alles bitch
Sebastian Taylor
I feel so proud when a fellow pajeet triggers asuuie
Jayden White
> Romania > + Mostly uncucked > + rich culture and history > + treat gypsies like the subhumans they are > + WE WUZ ROMANS N DACIANS N SHIET > + attractive women > + Defended Europe from islam for over 1400 years > + Ultra fast internet > + based orthodox people who don't tolerate shitskins > + Nice nature relatively untouched > - corrupt government
Liam Robinson
Kuwait >you're born rich That's it.
Luis Ross
Most accurate depiction of daily life I've ever seen on British daily life. This should be in a journal or some shit.
Liam Parker
1. Switzerland 2. USA those are the only 2 who matter
Nathan Young
1) England >Best language >Best history >Best science >Best literature >Told the EU to fuck off >Ex-British colonies are all the best of the New World countries, you're welcome
2) Everyone else >Not as good language >Not as interesting history >Not as useful science >Not as inspiring literature >Some are Eurocucks >Others are the reason muzzies are running to Europe (fuck you USA)
1000000) Scotland >Most cucked part of the whole world >Porridge-niggers >Keep voting leftie twats into power then complain they have no representation in Westminster despite having their own devolved parliament and only being 1/10th the size of England >Still butthurt about being BTFO by England so often in the past >Loch ness monster isn't real
Cooper Martin
+cool accents +cute indian girls who like white wang +good weather
Gavin Bell
AUS and NZ Just because they are far enough from Russia, USA, Canada, Europe and other shitholes
Gavin Morris
Yet they all keep coming to us.
Aaron Ward
He fought in the emu war before becoming a reporter. Why do you think he got PTSD?
Benjamin Morris
>Ex-British colonies are all the best of the New World countries, you're welcome I disagree >Loch ness monster isn't real Hey that's cruel man, leave Scotland alone
Joshua Gomez
> Kuwait > you are not a human and you will never get one > you fuck goats > your god is literally piece of shit
Xavier Moore
I think america number 1 They invent liberty and freedom i like
Jaxon Turner
> + Defended Europe from islam for over 1400 years
I thought the Ottomans conquered way past Romania at their peak, mate? How's that for defending?
Ethan Harris
>Belgium >A fucking non-country :DDDDDDDD
William Hall
it's austra-hungarian shitposting m8
Aiden Garcia
> 16 for beer and wine (no hard liquor)
Samuel Collins
>greentexting 10 fucken countries For what purpose? Maybe go here instead:
Dylan Allen
Damn, that's a good law.
William Ortiz
I believe the Aussies have an irrational fear of Bird's after their defeat at the hands of The Dreaded Emu Empire
James Nelson
+kebab removed +not an EU cuck +good millitary +healthcare through tax +free elementary and highschool(college if successful enough -soros controlls media -every country backstabs you at least once
Christopher Sullivan
Stop wasting your time with complete garbage Go to and start making and spreading memes
Jack Campbell
That map is inaccurate, the Danube principalities were tributaries, besides, the turks only took past the balkans for a short amount of time
Leo Campbell
>having bad teeth & police who dont kill people is worse than child porn you really activated my almonds OP, now I know why Australia is known for quality posting
Thomas Stewart
And the TV too
Colton Morgan
ITT: Losers trying to feel special due to their country's success which they had nothing to do with.
