There is nothing more disgusting than the thought of a teenage girl touching herself. Well… nature agrees too. Jennifer Connery of Hoagland Nebraska was struck by lightning this past Tuesday while masturbating outside behind a tree. “We don’t let our kids masturbate in the home for this very reason so I guess she had to sneak out side” embarrassed father Winston Connery was quoted as saying when contacted.
thedailytrends.net
what a legit sauce.
>There is nothing more disgusting than the thought of a teenage girl touching herself
>shilling your shiity site
sage, report for spam
According to medical experts the moisture between her genitals and her fingertips served as a conductor and caused a lot of damage to nerve endings there is a good chance she will not regain feeling in either. “She is lucky to have only been using two fingers at the time, it could have been much worse” Carol Rogers, pediatric nurse responded. “Right now I think she is just embarrassed that she had to learn a lesson the hard way”
ebin
who is the god of lightning and electricity? I feel like it has been beginning to manifest a little bit like kek. Or is it one of keks powers?
>who is the god of lightning and electricity
god is.
There is nothing more disgusting than the thought of a teenage girl touching herself.
I like to see it, it its not disgusting.
>Or is it one of keks powers?
PRAISE KEK
Zeus
>There is nothing more disgusting than the thought of a teenage girl touching herself
>There is nothing more disgusting than the thought of a teenage girl touching herself.
OP is a faggot.
Remember seeing this on Sup Forums years ago.
It's a bullshit story. Think it started on a joke anti masturbation site
Perun
>“We don’t let our kids masturbate in the home for this very reason so I guess she had to sneak out side” embarrassed father Winston Connery was quoted as saying when contacted.
>Americans
>I like to see it, it its not disgusting.
Very tastefully put, chap
Giggity
Any jovian deity, from Baal Hadad to Zeus and Yahweh.
>The Gods just wanted to tap that and help her get off.
Hoax. Nice try though.
Thor.
>you will never orgasm as lightning enters your body
It must feel good
See?
Even my digits confirms
I gtg now time watch some cuckold porn
>mfw never see an underage teenage girl masturbating outside
That's one electrifying orgasm
Zeus blew his load too early
This should have been "SHIMI SKYWALKERS" story.
Ba'al
He struck the crane at the Mecca and killed all those Muslims cos ISIS destroyed his temple
Thor is still jovian despite being an Æsir. He's even confirmed to be a jew, descended from Judah himself.
just go on krautchan.
>that face
I know where the lighting hit.
Sometime just some Jailbait Threads. I WANNA SEE IT REAL LIFE
So that's what girls mean when they say female orgasms strike like lightning...
I felt sad until I saw her hideous face. I didn't read the article but I hope she died.