Wake up in newly built detached house I pay £200 for a month thanks to the government assisted mortgage plan...

>Wake up in newly built detached house I pay £200 for a month thanks to the government assisted mortgage plan, with only £50 council tax on top of that
>Go to work in my Ford Focus 2016 model, fueled with £1.09 a litre petrol, which I don't have to pay road tax on
>Leisurely drive to work on well maintained roads, never seeing a brown or black person
>Go to my place of work, a job I got with a 4 year physics degree course at St Andrews university, where I didn't have to pay a penny to attend
>Work for only 5 hours a day, 3 days a week, because wages topped up with EESA, tax credits, and petrol tax reduction still leaves me with £1100 after I've paid all my bills
>On way home at 1pm, stop in to Doctors and have him write me a prescription for co-codomal which I pick up for free
>Quickly clean the car using my hosepipe jet sprayer, as we have no such ban
>Sit in my lovely warm house, heated and fueled with a ground source heat pump and solar energy that the government installed for free last year as part of a green initiative
>Pour myself a crystal clear glass of water, straight from the tap, with no limescale to be found
>Browse Sup Forums on my super fast connection, installed with priority in the Scottish hub cities and surrounding towns

This triggers the English.

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You know you can get 600mg of codeine for £3 legally online right?
Google care codiene linctus you spastic porridge wog

Why spend money when I can get it free you paki cunt

Because it's not laced with paracetamol which can kill you? I bet you don't even do a CWE either.

Anyway I hope you choke on your daily dose of oats and heroin

>this thread again

Hahaha I have been to Scotland mate, that shit won't work with me

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>as we have no such ban
who bands the jet nozzle?

What the fuck is a road tax?

I am glad to share a civilization with you, my fellow European!

>I bet you don't even do a CWE either
Lol?

If you say so m8

And yet, due to this, we're still living better than the English ;)

Lurk more

Lurk more

> stealing English money
> free university for Scottish AND EU students
> won't leave the UK because it can't maintain itself

Just fuck off with 'muh freedom' Haggis Mcfee. We don't want you anymore.

ScotFag looking forward to Train Spotting 2 (The Shittening) while WindsorSheeplings brexits the fuck out of here.

>"And yet, due to this, we're still living better than the English ;)"
>Being proud of being leeches
WEW

My dads stepdad was from Scotland, he died in 1993 but he was Scottish af with mad family in Scotland, do you think this would easily help me emigrate to Scotland? Or at least better my chances? My last name is so Scottish it hurts, most can't pronounce it

I'm also white af from New York btw. Also Dutch/Italian/Slav (mixed af)

It's pretty self explanatory don't you think?

>leaf education

$1100 isn't shit tho...

>Stealing English money
>English Government is A-okay about shafting its countrymen to give money to people north of their border
>The English people put up with this rampant cuckening of their money and resources
Wew lads

Absolutely.

See first point, cuck.

So, your step grandpa? Why the hell would you write it that way?

This triggers me too.

Seriously, fuck Scotland.

I don't know the ins and outs of emigrating to my country, google is your friend. As far as I can tell, if you were born in America, you're American, and will have to immigrate.

The absolute state of Leafs, friend

£1,100 is close to $1,400, and is actually pretty good for spending money after you've paid all your bills my friend.

Mad as fuck m8

Idk

So you're saying I should do my research and gtfo out of here right?

Absolutely do your research.

>look at all this shit I'm only allowed to have because daddy government bought it for me using money taxed from Englishmen.
I fucking hate you, god I wish you'd actually left so I could watch your shithole country collapse.
Well done, you actually did trigger me a little.

I am a student in Edinburgh and this has not at all been my experience

Rediculously overpriced accommodations for nothing, everything overpriced
Mongrels everywhere

>mfw britbongs hate on someone other than a burger

Stop talking about us you fucking retard. Nothing good comes from it.

>I am a student in Edinburgh

Edinburgh is overrun with human vermin. Whether that be wogs or chinless english, its the same shit.
Its also massively overpriced because aforementioned human vermin are generally of the wealthy and decadent type.

By mongrels do you mean halfcastes?

>Look at all this shit I get for free while English countrymen get cucked out of it
WEW.

>Student
There's your fucking problem. Did you get SAAS funding? Free student bursaries..?

We're Scots. We hate everyone.

You are no different than a nigger in my eyes

Niggers don't live well m8 ;)

Although I wouldn't know, considering Scotland is 98% white.

Scotland sure is great

Am I supposed to be mad? I'd rather pay to support scots than anyone else.

Why support anyone though, lad. Why support a country and government that doesn't put YOU first?

Give me tips on a burger moving to Scotland permanently and don't say 'dont'

I'm American and I pay full price because education shouldn't be free and I'm not a degenerate
I'm also not a poor euro serf
Yeah and brown beggars
Seriously I find better prices in London it's rediculous
My friend pays a third less than I do for accommodation and gets like triple the space

AVENGE ME YOU C.UCKS

HNGGGGGGGHHHHHH

>rediculous

how's the study going you fat cunt

England paying for Scotland was the dankest of memes up until oil markets went into freefall.
When we inevitably go independent, you can still use the union flag if you really want.
No hate here.

Also OP is turkish, image filename is "iskocya" which means scotland in turkish

It doesn't trigger me, I'm happy you're doing so well because I'm not an insecure twat who hates my own British family.

>meanwhile in reality

youtube.com/watch?v=Xan2xU-ZFic

Far better than routinely flooding my own nation and being too much of a pussy to leave the EU even though clearly a large part of your nation wants too

Still fun times in Amsterdam though

SCOTTISH ACCENT IS THE FUNNIEST THING ON EARTH

THIS IS THE ONLY SCOTTISH CONTRIBUTION TO THE WORLD THAT IS WORTH MENTIONING

ALSO TOURETTES MEMES

AND THESE BAGPIPE THINGS

>Yeah and brown beggars

Disgusting. I haven't been there in ages.
The town is nice, but the inhabitants are unpeople.
It really makes me sick seeing those wog cunts, and even worse, the pale fucking hogs pushing their disgusting wog spawn around.

I just hope that they are either poles or english slags.

This again. I see you changed gallon to litre in your bullshit story, though.

Please die.

So why did you guys think you could seperate from the UK and survive again?

You've clearly got as much chance of surviving and thriving independently as Wales

>tripfag
>american
>cartoon poster
>in depth knowledge of my country, with the highest attention to the wrong detail
>likes amsterdam

kys

1. Move to the Highlands, immigration is pretty much non existent, the air is clean, and if you know a science, jobs are plentiful
2. Learn the lingo
3. Live a care free life, shitposting on Sup Forums

>I'm American and I pay full price because education shouldn't be free and I'm not a degenerate
The system is set up so you get the education paid for you, and pay a proportionate amount back.

For example, I attended St Andrews University, SAAS paid £35k for me to attend, I pay back £10k on student loan repayments over 15 years. St Andrews is a world class University and could, if the Scottish Government allowed it, be charging close to £100k. This gets more education in the hands of hard working people (except me, obviously) so they can be higher earners without procuring incredible debt like you Yanks.

It was a good union up until a few years ago, I thought, but partly I blame the Scottish Government for creating this situation where we get all these bonuses specifically because of the oil, and when the oil markets died, the Scottish Government didn't man up and cancel some of the shit so the country would be in better state. Instead, they played the Barnett Formula to supplement the oil money using the lack of a Westminster Oil Fund as leverage.

It was pulled of Google, you syrian dodging prick

SEETHING

>All of Scotland are neds
That's like saying all Yanks are hillbillies.

Wew

I changed an oversight to accurately represent my life m8. Stay salty.

Most likely, yes. However, most of, if not all, of the benefits I listed would have to go. I'd be happy for that. I'm well skilled and I don't necessarily WANT to play the system, it's just that there's no motivation for me NOT to play the system when it's so easy.

That's a name, not a trip. State of your life m8

I'm a Glasgowfag, but why do you keep posting this?

I've posted it once before, and here I am again with nothing to do on one of my days off. Where do you stay anyway? If you're city centre, that's a fucking shame.

Yeah to be totally honest my only bad experiences here have been in the cities, ie Edinburgh/Glasgow

Living north In the rural areas is pretty ideal from what I have seen, cheap, white, strong community, near whyskey distilleries

Could you please post this bullshit on Sup Forums the next time? Or kill yourself.

Are you going to make me, you aquafresh looking cunt? Don't like it, hide the thread and move on, no-one's asking you to post.

Sure is. I stayed just north of Inverness for a while in a small town called Conin while I worked at a place called Nigg (lol) and it was the best place I've ever stayed.

Oh I like Amsterdam
Considering the only reason it exists now is as a playground for uni gap year degenerates
Lots of fun
How does it feel that you only exist for my enjoyment?

I'll always love you for it

Langbank.

Are you a newfag? Why are you baiting like fuck? I'm happy to remain in the UK outside the EU. Not sure where your attitudes are coming from.

>Baiting
Literally everything I've posted is true m8. Stayed in Glasgow for a little time after Uni, didn't like it at all.

You're coming across as a hostile faggots yet you make a thread about how life is so comfy?

What's the real problem m8? Are you unfulfilled?

Glasgow is even worse than Edinburgh
At least Edinburgh is small and you can walk everywhere so the overall cancer density is small

Glasgow is wew lad

I might honestly try to live out of the city for my last 2 years and just commute

>Hostile
Lol? I respond to hostility with hostility.

Not only that, but he posted it before and 'somehow' said gallon instead of litre. This fag is full of shit.

If you're at Edinburgh, you could (theoretically if you don't mind a long-ish commute) live in Dalkeith which is much smaller

>Made a small error by mistake
>Some fag STILL mad as FUCK about it
Stay salty m8

>wake up in my unfinished house that my father, brother and me are building brick by brick and block by block since 1985.
>go to the store by foot because I do not have a car or even a driving license
>by 2 loafs of 30 cent cheap white bread
>turn on my 8 year old shit MSI laptop
>shitpost and follow threads on Sup Forums, jerk of to korean mangas and play Civ 2, all day because no job
>failed at free university because I didn't have money for rent, books, food and stuff
>last time I went to the hospital half of BIA(serbian KGB) came from Belgrade to follow me around
>at the same time millions of unescorted muslim arabs just strolled trough my country
>eat some bread and fried eggs and than chop some wood and get some coal for heating
>reset my shitty adsl modem that works like Chinese piece of shit that it is

This doesn't trigger anyone, except those sandnigger muslims that get stuck here and wonder why is it worse than middle east.

Hahahaha

Yeah because people pay gas by the gallon in Scotland. You're not very convincing.

My sides, nice picture you stupid little cuck. Haha nice flag lol god KYS

Are you retarded? It was a mistake you idiot. I said it was a mistake. It was corrected. Christ, you're salty as FUCK.

Lol good one m8

>failed my free college because I couldn`t afford it

Hahahaha, that cracked me up good. But no, seriously, I know that this is how it works, yet you still have cocksucking bernouts thinking "free college" is somehow going to save their worthless asses.

Ita funny you are a brit not a scot you dumb faggot, we have cucks like you here they are the southern turds, god you guys are filth

Who would make mistake like that? An American. You're full of shit.

>dude weedwhores, the two things that cannot be found anywhere else

if anything, you have shit taste and fell for the amsterdam meme, like every disgusting normie does

Because this is what we see when we roll up to the petrol station (ie, it doesn't specify litres or gallons and I don't care eough to check), and my car still runs petrol on a Miles per Gallon basis, aquafresh. I don't run in to the petrol counter and say "Yeah, I'll have 4 gallons at 1.09" I say "I'll take Pump #2" after I fuel up. Christ, the state of you toothpaste fags and arguing semantics.

Living better than the English my man. I don't see how I'm a cuck when I'm not being cucked out of anything.

Scotland is the greatest country in the entire world.
America and the entirety of western civilisation is about to be saved by a man who is so blatantly Scottish in mannerism and character, the only thing he lacks is the god-tier Scots-tongue.

>American's being saved by the half breed of a German and Scot
Jesus Christ

That's because everybody knows it's the litre price. A gallon is almost 4 litres, you retarded fuck.

>Still arguing semantics
State of your life m8

>Be bribed for decades because you were the one thing keeping Labour in and out of power.
>SNP realises that now they're the main party in Scotland, they have to either declare independence or see the money run out.

Nothing worse than a Scotsman. They voted and supported the parties that flooded the country with immigrants while lapping up all the bribes and still have the gall to mithre on about how mistreated they are, despite being the best funded, most represented part of these islands. The more people down south learn of how much the Scots have been bribed and treated, the angrier they get as benefit scroungers and tenement underclass live like kings on their tax money.

>They voted and supported the parties that flooded the country with immigrants
No, our forefathers did. Modern Scots are leaning more and more towards Tory, ironically.

>I am a student
>Rediculously
>I'm American and I pay full price
>it's rediculous

money well spent.

Scotland is, without a doubt, the best country in the world.

>no water fluoridation because it's unethical
>completely free university and college tuition fees
>completely free prescription fees
>we pay the same in taxes as the rest of the UK but still get free uni and prescriptions
>most people are considerate, nice people
>serious lack of judgement up here
>nice countryside and scenery

just move here already guys, Freemasonry was basically birthed here

Pretty much this. Trump is good, honest, working-class Scottish Gaelic stock.

It's why he's so uncouth and speaks so plainly - he was raised by a good honest Scottish Lewishocher.

That's seem pretty neat mate, don't listen to Sadiq.

>needing assistance

Kek

>Need
Lol? Taking what's there m8