Would you watch a movie about a cute spider?
Would you watch a movie about a cute spider?
Josiah James
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Juan Bell
Make the hairs less pointy.
Sebastian Green
>no newspaper to smash him at the end
Noah Turner
A cute humanoid human-sized spider maybe
Jaxon Wood
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Jack Collins
More importantly, would you a cute spider.
Evan Stewart
His head looks weird
Zachary Nelson
>cute
>spider
Unless it's Charlotte from the animated movie (the real one, not the hideous Uncanny Valley one), you may pick one of those, and only one.
Matthew Miller
These fuzzy bois are cute
CUTE
Christian Long
I did just now.
And I set it to loop.
Daniel Gutierrez
Never played it but she's got my favorite theme, I REALLY want to ____ that spider.
Luis Wilson
>This isn't cute
Ian Moore
I wish to squirt my cum on it.
Parker Barnes
spiders are cool i never kill them i would totally watch a movie about one if it was good
Mason Barnes
>Would you watch a movie about a cute-
Yes, user. The answer is always going to be yes.
Ryan Nguyen
Would you watch a movie about a cute fungus-infested toenail that slowly gets ripped out over the course of the movie?
Daniel Fisher
All spiders are cute once you get used to them and realize arachnophobia is a literal meme
This goes for 90% of animals
Hunter Watson
>All spiders are cute
I agree, with one single exception.
Ayden Wright
Still cute, especially if you see them in action
Standards for cuteness obviously vary from person to person but there's nothing that objectively prevents spiders from being cute like there is with harlequin babies or piles of shit or Australians
Tyler Brooks
So adorbs, 10/10 on the kawaii scale, would not squish.
Luke Lopez
does it get ripped off cutely?
with glitter?
if so yes
bonus points if the guy it's attached to is constantly screaming in a horrifying tone
James Ortiz
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Michael Myers
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Asher Perez
Too many eyeballs? But Down Syndrome McLumpyHead, you're missing half your eyes.
The real thing's cuter
Cameron Cox
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Adrian Gonzalez
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David Butler
I'd fugg a qt spider
Absolutely
Sebastian Turner
Porn when?
Ian White
I would
Lucas Green
Yeah. Seems a bit odd.
Parker Myers
not gonna lie, was thinking the exact same thing.
Ryan Watson
Isn't that a harvestmen? They're not particularly closely related to spiders, aside from being arachnids. They're gross.
Christian Peterson
>jotaro_goes_deep.gif
Levi Bailey
>Would you watch a movie about a cute spider?
Yeah sure arachnids are adorable
Logan Baker
Fuggin Portias mang, supposedly they are so intelligent that some zoologists think they may be as smart as cephlopods and cetaceans
Nathaniel Myers
Same thing
William Scott
Posting cutest spooders.
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Julian Baker
What is the other 10%?
Jack Gonzalez
I ATE A BABY!
Parker Roberts
Oh my fucking god
This was just
The cutest fucking thing
God damn
Aaron Clark
no, it's an ogre spider
Benjamin Ramirez
Anthony Johnson
Ayden Nelson
Go away, Cancertale.
Juan Harris
Looks so goofy! Seriously, at least choose one of the spiders with small beady eyes. Big eyed spiders have an air of silliness to them that makes them cute to many.
Andrew Bell
NO
Gabriel Myers
Eh, still a good starter pack into accepting spider cuteness.
Dominic Martinez
CUTE
Evan Hall
post moar
Liam Wilson
too cute
Thomas Ramirez
holy shit when it started talking it made my skin crawl i fucking hate spiders
Asher Gonzalez
Faggot
Evan Howard
What was he saying? Anybody have subs?
Joshua Nguyen
>this entire thread
Joseph Gomez
Kids scare me more than spiders.
Cooper Reed
Anything smaller than the spider.
Leo Rivera
Great apes of course
Carter Diaz
yes
Josiah Lee
>He doesn't think these are adorable as sin
Carter Richardson
Yes I would.
I would watch a movie about a spider, yes.
Gavin Allen
>Catch flies that try to mess up your food
>Catch wasps, nature's assholes
>Catch a variety of bugs that attempt frequently to invade your home and take over
>They usually just like to stay outside where there's more bugs to eat
>People want to kill them
There's a spider that hangs out on my patio and he's always welcome out there.
Jackson Evans
>Praise spiders for eating pests
>Call wasps nature's assholes even though they're such a perfect predator that for practically every pest in the world there's a species of wasp evolved specifically to prey on and kill that particular pest
>Implying wasps don't kill far more spiders than the other way around
Jose Barnes
>Implying wasps don't just end up attacking things because they're dicks
>Implying that they don't ruin homes once they starts making a nest
Luis Ramirez
>Being so retarded you think most species of wasp can attack anything other than what they're specifically made to hunt and eat let alone vertebrates
>Being so retarded you think most species of wasp would "ruin" a house in any way by building a nest near it that would consist of literally just one wasp and random dead/paralysed bugs
Elijah Roberts
>Replying to someone whose house got swarmed with wasps and had to borderline quarantine the place
Go back to Wikipedia, waspfag.
Adrian Turner
Centipedes.
Kayden Butler
Whining about wasps because the third world backwater ooga booga shithole you live in was infested by yellowjackets or hornets or whatever is the same as whining about spiders because funnel-webs exist
Except multiply the number of harmless species by a hundred or so
Christopher Rogers
thats just too cute
Cameron Peterson
LAYERS
i'm fucking sorry for forcing this