Star vs the Forces of Evil

Star will be a beautiful Queen some day soon.
Very soon.

All Season 3 episodes so far:
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New episodes of Star Vs. The Forces of Evil resume on Monday at 3 AM EDT.

Is that blood on her head? Is star going to turn into Carrie?

HIGGS IS BEST GIRL, EVERYBODY ELSE A SHIT

It's a long story.

What if I like Higgs and Jackie?

YOU'LL FORGET HER 5 EPISODES LATER

Than you have literally the worst possible taste

>Marco was offered this on a silver platter and didn't take it
He deserves everything, EVERYTHING that's coming to him

>Star will be a beautiful Queen some day soon.
Queen chinless Star

Nothing wrong with that

threadly reminder

HOT SUGGESTION FOR STAR VS CREW: CALL THE MOON DIES EPISODE "MOURNING STAR"

Marco cuck time

delete this

Maybe the reason Eclipsa is keeping her cool is because of all the sugar from the snookers bars.

How about "Shoot The Moon" a reference to the game of Hearts.
It would fit perfectly.

Can’t get cucked when all you want is a best friend

>In the game of Hearts, the queen of spades is usually considered an unlucky card.
>The player who ends up with the queen of spades after a match scores 13 points (points are to be avoided in this game).
>The exception is when the player receives this card with all 13 hearts, in which the player is said to have "shot the moon," and this player scores no points, while all opponents are scored 26 points.
oh

>Can’t get cucked when all you want is a "best friend"
Like Jackie?

Rifleman Marco when?

Are you kidding? It's gonna be a Tom/Star/Marco threesome by the end ofnthis season.

I wanna fuck Higgs.

soon

Marco has no signs of jealousy towards star. He literally thinks he is Star’s squire and must work for her.

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Yup. Moon dies while taking down Eclipsa along with some other baddies.

Sorry to the one requesting it
If this is what you wanted

>It's gonna be a Tom/Star/Marco threesome by the end of this season.
Truly the best timeline

Has she showed up this season yet?

Not even mentioned
I'm betting she'll show up in "Starfari" before her supporting role in "Lava Lake Beach" though.

>star getting revenge on Marco
>thinks seeing tom will make him jealous
>Marco shows no signs of attraction to Star
>best buds for life, ay Star?
>Marco tearing up that hekapussy
>mowing kelly’s grass with his D(iaz)
>Higgs getting her knightly sword play
>star just watches through the all seeing eye what Marco is up to
>cuck quean lives again playing battle ship with Tom

Worst part is star wont be banging tom because he’s trying to “improve” himself

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Are you saying Tom is pulling a Marco?

He has a life coach, went to a demonism, and tried to get close to Marco just to get close to star or maybe become a better person. He’s pulling a Marco with all the steps he’s doing

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Will Star become jealous in the Hekapoo episode?

where's Higg? as a loyal lurker I demand art of her

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her leg is broken or something

knowing her probably

Yes.

Wait.... Isn't she supposed to be wearing a dress?

you and I are friends now


lets get some more

Marco? Yes.

That's a fat mermaid

I hope so, I want more conflict

she's standing on her toe as she exits the portal you dumbass

That I see but her tibia is bent backwards

that's still a huge curve for a shin

Star used to think the same

>dumb dumb

This, her crush didn’t begin immediately

>Someone made this
>Someone POSTED THIS ON FACEBOOK
Jesus christ

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>Marco goes to Hekapoos dimensions
>Turns 30 again
>Has vivid memories of all those 16 years.
>Hekapoo realizes that Marco split into two personalities: 14 little boi and 30 macho stud
>The two personalities start to fight in each other dreams
>Episode enda with Marco staying with Star, but he will turn 30 again in some next episode

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Why don't Star and Hekapoo just pull him between the portals so they can each have a Marco?

Why do you call nefcy someone?

more

>one benis

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Nice, but I would go with

>Hekapoo uses magic to separate them
>now there is two of them, the awesome 30 Marco and the cuck 14 marco
> 30 yo marco goes to earth and starts living his normal life, going to school and hanging with friends with hekapoo showing periodicaly.
>it becomes so popular nefcy turns it into a spin-off show

>Being on Facebook

oh the ironing

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Daily reminder that Marco made the wrong choice in RWS. If he wanted to chase a THOT, he should have chosen the superior one.

Am I the only one who want to fuck Higgs in the booty hole?

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They're both cuties, but not as cute as Star, Hekapoo and Eclipsa.

I love what you're doing here. Not sure if stupid, or just meta as fuck.

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>Hi Marco

I've been meaning to commission a piece of pornographic art along those lines; selfcest with Badass Marco and Princess Marco.

Hekapoo would kill him on sight next opportunity.

damn right

lies

Janna does not have titties.

If you had a great army and you vere stronger than anynody would you conquer mewni and make Star your sex slave and force Marco to watch?

With snuu-snuu.

>Oh hi Janna. Have you seen a demon girl around here? I'm supposed to - meet her.
>Janna goes home & cries

Why isn't Star casting Narwhal Blasts anymore?

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Maybe the writers are finally over their narwhal phase

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>not fucking marco instead and having star watch for maximum suffering

Why do i have the impression this Hekapoo/Marco reencounter will go completely go below expectations (probably played as a joke) and will never be adressed again?

>Talk to him
>talk to him
>talk to him
>...SAY SOMETHING JANNA

>son

>not fucking them both
What are you, gay?

Your ideas are actually better

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No, but I would force Marco to fuck Jackie, not Janna, Higgs, and Hekapoo. I'd make Star watch the whole thing while Ruberiot sings a song about the whole thing.

Also I would demand a spell to bring Sir Pop Lock and Droppeth back to life.

>Implying Star wouldn't be into it

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>not Janna
Come on this is not funny anymore
Stop this

Man am I in the mood for writing some edgy fucked up fanfiction

do people even read these?

>conquer Mewni
>use superior mewman magic to conquer Earth
>force Star to watch Marco fuck Jackie

>Jackie
>not Janna
>Ruberiot
>Sir Pop Lock and Droppeth

I love everything about this post.

How edgy and fucked up?

God I'm still waiting for that fic to update.