Post your favorite King of The Hill lines.
>"They weren't dancing like you and I used to Peggy. They were enjoying it!"
>"Why would anyone smoke weed when they can just mow a lawn?"
>"GOOD GAWD, YOU GOT A FAT NECK HANK!"
."There's some milk in the fridge that's about to go bad............and there it goes."
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Literally anything ever said by Dooley.
"I pulled your pants down."
>"Are you gay?"
>"Bwaaah! What? No, I sell propane!"
>Nancy wait! He married his daughter!
>That's it! I'm going fishing.
Those are the only 2 I can think of off the top of my head I really need to revisit this show.
Mister Kahn! My bags!
>Hey, that's Todd!
Dallas? Sallad.
I love two things, Building dollhouse furniture and kickin' ass!
In heaven~
>I had to learn about Mega-lo-bsorbancy!
"Yup." "Yup." "Yup." "Mm-hm."
>Mr. Big is pleased.
>"I'M DROWNING IN YOUR LIES!"
>"Used to be Bobby wasn't good enough for Connie. Now Kahn is kissing our asses like the paper boy at Christmastime."
>"Focus Hank, you certainly can't live out your fantasy with all these naked women around."
>"Would you please take a moment to answer our customer survey. Have you seen any emu in your yard or adjoining property?"
>"The gay rodeo is theater, honey. It's just camp. You know, kitschy fun."
>"Okay. Have fun at your camp."
>"Mr. Boomhauer had grown-up sex with the ice cream lady. You're never going to have ice cream again, Bobby."
I have season six on DVD.
>Do I look like I know what a jay peg is? I just want a picture of a gosh darned hotdog!
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GET OUTTA MAH HOUSE MAH BOI AIN'T MUCH BUT HE'S ALL AH GAAAAAAAWT!
>I sure am not unfond of ya Peggy
Best wedding proposal
>I know why they call you Pa; cause you PAthetic
>Bobby, if you weren't' my son, I'd hug you right now
>Hank you're dying! I'll never forget you, I will bury you in my backyard, I'll dedicate my life to propane, and don't you worry about Peggy - I'll keep Bill away from her.
>The people are hot and dry, they want somethin that's cold and wet.
>Khan, you touch that flag that'll be the last thing you ever touch.
>[khan apprehensively reaches for flag]
>pic related
>Have a pleasant journey, and don't be afraid to ask directions from somebody who has already been where you think you need to go.
>What's that supposed to mean?
>Let Dandy Don Meredith take the throw.
and
>35 years
"You see Bobby soccer was invented by European ladies as something to do while their husbands cook and clean."
"Why do you hate everything you don't understand?"
"I don't hate you Bobby."
"I was talking about soccer."
"Oh yes i hate soccer."
To be fair Hank you did used to sell tractors.
Rematch!? I thought we agreed to never discuss the horrors we saw on the killing fields of the fun center
>Bill!
>Bill, you have to be the STUPIDEST MAN ON THE PLANET to think this is a good idea! Have you seen what you're wearing?! That outfit makes you look like a sequined train wreck! Look at you! You're part of a TWELVE-HEADED JACKASS! This chorus is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity! YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME ENVY THE DEAF AND THE BLIND! Guhbuh!
>"The complacency of fools will destroy them-Proverbs"
>"Get out of my house - Exodus"
Every time
>you're not making christianity better you're just making rock n' roll worse.
>Is Luanne still alive? Tell her to close her eyes
>Kids always victimize the one who's different. Believe me, I know.
>Hey, fatty, you are fat!
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