Did we offend KEK

How was "spirit cooking" any different from KEK worship? Sup Forums is a pagan board now, because of KEK. Have we thrown stones in glass houses? Did we offend KEK?

Have no fear, the mischievous god is merely scheming. Even a great frog needs his moments to rest.

Meme magic vs Blood/Sex Magic


Haven't you ever watched fantasy, this shit is REAL bro.

Hillary = Kaelthas

They are summoning Sargaras and he don't give a fuck about anything going on

Kek = the twlight dragonflight or something

Bobby Kotick has been to pedophile island
He tore apart the WoW story before they could finish and redpill eveyrone

>Have we thrown stones in glass houses?

No, its already a given that WE look like freaks to normies. Its important that we out the Clinton Foundation+Campaign minions as a nest of freaks just like us.

We don't fuck and sacrifice children

We never gave a shit about spirit cooking ourselves dipshit

We only make a dig deal about it to rile up the normies.

Do you even know how this works?

This lol

Kek is a trickster god doing it for the lulz not some baby raping sick fuck

I mean ok he crashed a plane but it was really funny

No you're just getting sidetracked by CTR
>Praise KEK

offended Kek?
fucker never existed in the first place, it was all in the minds of 20 something year old white boi virgins

*tips fedora*

how many times must it be said, Kek is far beyond the forced memes of old represented by religion

>Kek giving a leaping fuck about lesser gods and their worshipers
kek

that's not true you fuckin tard, first thread I saw about it all the christcucks were triggered for hours

How is that any different from any god?

No kek is with us he may be testing our faith.

Praise kek

Kek only gives a shit about these sick digits.

Was that part of the plan?

Kek > Satan

Check em

fuck u Hillary will be in Hell by 2020

>right hand path
>left hand path
Pick one and only one

>solar
>lunar
Pick one and only one.

>northern
>southern
Pick one and only one.

If you work from the means that all extra power but yhwh is a demon.

then dont get upset when a demon uses YOUR power not for what you want

Pagan gods go to war with each other all the time. Kek is the male aspect of the Egyptian goddess Heket, a goddess of life and fertility. Hillary and company are worshipers of Baal, one of the demon princes of Hell. Kek represents life and rebirth, Baal is an agent of destruction and decay. They are diametrically opposed, and this election has been their battleground on the mortal plane.

trump doesnt worship kek you fucking beta, we do.

hitlery shillary crooked killary worships witches and spirit cooking and all that shit, confirmed.

ALL PRAISE TO KEK

IN KEK WE TRUST

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KEK

I will witness this. Praise kek

>hitlery
Slander Uncle Adolph one more time and see what happens.

Double 7's. Praise kek

Kek is the God of chaos he does it for love to us, not because he needs us or cuz we pay him.

Meme magic > Black magic

>he does it for love to us
Not really, he does it for the lulz

Listen, faggot. Last time I checked*, we don't engage in ritual blood sacrifice to worship our god. We roll dice, and through the chaos our god speaks.

You conflate evil, blood worship of child eating demons with communing with chaos god via numbers and meme magic.

>praise him
>check* them

>KEK

This shit is so fucking embarrassing, jesus christ.

do you think kek is the type to take offence

Next president of Usa Madame Hillary Clinton Kek wills it

Yea. With your constant WMAF shilling

doubles and Kek curses everyone who posts in this thread with bad luck

Spirit Cooking is all an elaborate scheme to get more spiritual energy, by stealing it from other people through vile means.

Kek hates schemes.

>Thinking any of this is actually real

unlike them

We didn't.
The get was a trump one, faggot

>1 post by this id

this is a slide thread folks


also no, just because the semetic god is against all pagan deities doesn't mean all pagan deities are on the same team

>he think reality actually exists

That is not KEK.

That is Bilious Slick.

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>Kek hates schemes.

This. That Spirit Cooking shit is for Jews.

Sacrifice of children and memes are two different things

i heard thunder right as i saw this

but kek is objectively real, just check the digits

Kek is a pure God, he is powered by human creativity, cooperation, and joy.

Corrupt, amoral, tainted Gods are powered by lust, pain, power, and sacrifice.

Are you aware the .gif you used is homestuck bullshit?

checkem