LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND
LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND
I THE JEW THE SHAPE SHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS
UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
I'm interested
BUT A FOOLISH ANTISEMITIC WARRIOR WIELDING A MAGIC SWORD STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME
BUT BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK
I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE JEWTURE WHERE DIVERSITY IS LAW
I want to be in the screencap
NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST
AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS THE JEW
there lived a braaaaaaave samurai
Samurai Black
WATCHA!!
>I THE JEW
And I lold
Why is an ancient japanese swordsman named Jack anyway?
Gotta get back
Back to the past
Klansmen Ben
hi leddit
Good thread. Would watch show when come back and this parody of it
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Not his real name. Some urban youths have him the nickname and he stuck with it.
That's not his real name, he's called that in the first episode and it just sticks to him
Did Jack ever managed to win? I remember one episode where he was really close to the portal but Aku tricked him
i think it got cancelled before it was finished
You saw an opportunity and you took it. Well done user
I heard they're bringing it back.
Thanks OP, for the genuine laugh
It's returning, the series sn't over yet.
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they are but the voice actor for Aku died a few years ago. it's in a constant limbo
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This was awesome. Pls make a screen compile.
bump for keks
Whatya think of that? Mr. cap wearin', knife face, dredel wieldin', clype-dreep-bachle, gether-uping-bile-snout, bleathering ungentile, hidden gold grubbin' stoner, nyaff plookie shan, blood drinkin', soy-facedshilpit , mim-moothed, snivelin' hook-nosed hotten-blaugh, vile stoogic, kosher-tattie!
Thank you, OP
No, but he became way better and more skillful as it went on. The episode with the bunch of bounty hunters showed that he truly is just kicking ass.
The only currently known way for him to return to the past is to go through the portal that's guarded. The portal guardian kicked his ass pretty bad, but the portal itself said for Jack to be allowed through after some time in the future when Jack's even better.
Aku's VA died, so no one's really sure what will happen with Aku. But Adult Swim is in fact bringing Samurai Jack back. Has a bunch of the original crew too if I remember right.
I think they got someone to replace him. Its the same guy that replaced him in avatar I think.
wowww yesssss hahahahaha
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kek
SAMURAI JEW, SAMURAI JEW SAMURAI JEW JEW JEW JEW
Because Samurai Jack thread, obligatory Aku laughs
WHADDAYA THINK O' THAT, MRS. SEIZURE-HAVIN'...
KIDDIE FIDDLIN'
EMAIL WIPIN'
They did, it's supposed to return in January and looks incredibly faithful to the original. I'm actually looking forward to it.
SCANDAL DENYIN'
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Remember, remember
The eigth of November
The Hillary emails and plot
I know of no reason
That Hillary's treason
Should ever be forgot
AMBASSADOR KILLIN'
LEAVES FROM THE VINE
BLOOD DRINKIN'
Somebody's gotta start the slow clap.
10/10
SOUL COOKING'
PANTSUIT WEARIN'
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THE SAM MOO RHAI
Don't you be talkin bout my mama
NO YOU KEEP THAT SHIT STOWED
ASHES FROM THE OVEN
MOLOC WARSHIPPIN'
Someone screencap this
kek
Before the final season aired, I tore open a portal in time, and flung it into the future!
CAUSE SHE WILL KNOCK YOU OUT
BITCH
>klansmen ben
MY LUNGS
>JEWTURE
FALLING SO SLOW
LIKE TINY FRAGILE SHELLS
LOL
Thanks for reminding me that Aku's voice actor is dead
>JEWTURE
Good thread t b h. Nice to see some classic Sup Forums.
Rule 63 Scotsman a cute
Here you go
10/10
>Klansmen Ben
I was having a terrible day until I saw this thread
thank you so much
Thank you OP, this was amazing!
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>the voice actor for Aku died a few years ago
He sure did.
>WHERE DIVERSITY IS LAW
Thanks bros
posting in epic thread
>The dog in the middle is literally a Rothchild
What did they mean by this?
>Lucio checkin' in the game
bump
kek good thread
Thanks user