Russians, wolves and axes - oh my

In russian republic of Bashkortsran children are being equipped with axes to fight off wolves on their way to school.

sputniknews.com/world/201611071047152587-russia-wolves-kids-axe/

Wolves hunt in packs, Arisen!

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Makes sense. I've encountered a problem with wolves on the way to my uni.

But i think those wolves are pussies and won't attack a real man.

back in my day you had to fight the wolves in school with no weapons while they demanded you admit your privilege and praise Marx if you ever want to make it out alive.

In (non) Soviet Russia, kids axe you

HAHAAHA in amerika they equip kids with ARs

nogun poorfag slavshits

Let us move to russia friends and live the medieval life.

You pussy. We had to do all that, both ways, uphill, in the snow, while the tornado's were dancing us.

>Bashkortostan
>"""russians"""
wew lad

look up

The wolves ate my backpack with home work

...

This is nothing. Ask Australia about it.

And my friends were freaking out about wild pigs in the forest, and hornets also

>Russians
But Bashkortostan is mostly populated by bashkirs and tatars.

WOLF LIVES MATTER
PAWS UP DON'T STAB

Pffttt, I've defended myself several times from hordes of niggers on my way to school using only my fists.

>western people are so poor they can't afford anti-bear axes for their children
Stop being jealous at us you bunch of poorfags

>ywn walk to school through a haunted forest in siberia
>ywn live your life in a small town nestled in the woods
>ywn spend your days wandering the land of your ancestors
>ywn marry the cute girl down the road
>ywn build a house in the woods for your family

why, god?

That's what the Soviets wanted you to believe. Haven't you heard that Ukraine consists of Ukrainians and it always has been like that?
Minorities are always dispersed among rural areas and don't play any significant role in city life.

YE! GIT DA FOKIN GRETCHIN'S REDY 'OR DA WAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Ukraine
>""Ukrainians""
wew lad

I just want a simple life.