Homestuck

Act 6 is now 6 years old! Say something nice to it!

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What the fuck no it isn't

The 2018 calendar if you missed it

>Spring 2018
HAHAHAHAHA
Are you fucking KIDDING me

Btw yes, the calendar only has 3 colors.

>11/11/11 - "[S] ACT 6"

Least they're all white. Remember that one calendar disaster?

Why does Tyzias have the psi-corp logo for their sign?

oh boy weekly JUST threads

So at the current reveal rate, that'd put it out sometime in March.
That's half a year between acts?

That's... well not bad, but there's no way they can drum up Homestuck hype anymore with that kind of thing.

Why did Hussie not realize that the rapid update pace was the thing that got Homestuck so damn popular

To be fair its pretty hard to do that with video games, granted they had five years to make it beforehand and release it quicker but with all the issues and full game redos i'm surprised that its coming out THIS fast.

I'm actually kind of impressed.

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I'm not surprised, that should be the dev time for a game so stupidly simple.

I liked Dave's waifu
She's so spunky

Jade is a good girl.

Today i will remind them.

>no fluffy ears
see you in a week you deserve it

I like the December one.

Jade with or without ears is valid.

If it's not coffee what is it?

Tea.

ive, as a whole, had worse turds

What's the point of a waifu if you can't give them headpats

>June and October

Wait
Zebede was the cute girl beekeeper troll originally
The one that had porn of her.

God dammit Cohen you motherfucker, you replaced the beekeeper with some fat kid.

Porn is degrading towards women.

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It's like a visual metaphor for Homestuck, turned into a chubby gay retard.

>turn something cute into a fat ugly monsters
ya seems about right

Hussie once again ruins a waifu

web.archive.org/web/20150616032856/http://hiveswap.com/press/Hiveswap-fact-sheet.pdf
>interact with 100+ non-playable characters
>only 36 trolls + 3 birds, dammek and maybe the dog
What the fuck whas cut from the beta

semen

women are degrading towards women. We should just get rid of women.

Oh hey, I remember writing that.

Which calendar?

This abomination

>#[shelby] did the initial design for tyzias and i love her #i believe phil and adrienne brought her to finish!!

Oh yeah, see

what the fuck, why are they all black? it's a fucking comic, you can see that the characters are white.

I'm not too surprised because now that Act 1 has a final build they don't have to do all the stupid engine changes for every act afterwards, and they already have a lot of assets finished from Act 1.

I know most people are commenting on Zebede replacing Beekeeper troll but I assume Tyzias is also replacing the old tealblood in the sweater vest in which case it's actually an improvement. Tyzias cute.

PLZ GIMME THE FUCKING NAME

Because Shelby

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Jade Harley

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You mean "too much porn of beekeeper"

Thanks

more like cuckhead

Wait a min-I MEANT THE EXTRA THICC GIRL

No problem

Didn't stop them from keeping Joey as the main character with all the porn she has. Do we have to always assume the worst of people?

When it comes to Cohen and Shelb, yes because the worst usually turns out to be true with them.

dude weed lmao

They better not have cut the train station and the ticket troll. I was looking forward to that shit.

Whazzat from

There's probably still gonna be a train station though according to they probably redesigned ticket troll

see

You mean, besides it being the point where Homestuck crashed and burned in the most horrifying way possible? Wait, that's not a good thing, is it? Whatever, that's all I got to say to it.
Fuck you, Act 6.

>Jade gaining weight after she's able to eat real food

I forget, did they ever say if she was a vegetarian or not

>2011 was 6 years ago
Fuck me, Christ
Do you ever remember how much time you pumped into Homestuck and get an overwhelming urge to kill yourself

good question

Look can someone please tell me who she is because i need to see her full tits

8ch has a homestuck board with a 700 post+ nudestuck thread im sure shes in there

>calendar
That takes me back. Remember March?

She never posted her full tits, sorry.

Dog-tier she wants sausages.
But prior to that it never says she is one, just that she doesn't like hunting and would never kill an innocent animal.
However, she gardens a lot and has nothing but fruits and vegetables. My guess is she probably was a vegetarian, just not like an actual one, simply one by coincidence.

Goddamnit

Act 5 was bad. Act 6 was worse.

>act 5 was bad
Everyone who rereads pretty much agrees it's actually really good
And everyone also agrees Act 6 is even worse than they remember, thanks to an abundance of nothing happening.

>the excel sheet has already been updated
Godspeed nigga, is mozai the one doing it?

Whats her name anyways

Jade.

Act 5 was bad because it's where the comic completely fucking derailed into troll bullshit that took over the entire story and lasted as long as the entire previous four acts combined.

six years since the beginning of the end of my life. it's all been downhill from there. i want to die so bad but not before i right wrongs

>completely fucking derailed into troll bullshit
The focus was still the kids. Don't meme at me.

>Act 5 was bad
>muh trolls
it's the best act the story is great but its also the beginning of the end also end of act 5 was the best flash ignoring the finally

The finale was terrible though.

act 7 is not terrible

It'll get better user, just plan small for now.

You're right. The word terrible doesn't do it justice.

I think you might have brain problems friend.

Stop fuckingn saying that and tell me the cosplayers name

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It's Jade.

Act 7 was basically Act 6 in it's final form. A heap pile of disappointment.

>but not before i right the wrongs
user is going to suicide bomb the whatpumpkin convention booth

Andrew Hussie was pandering to the Tumblrfags, so he made it canon they were Albino due to how they came about from ectobiology, but they originally were a human color.

the funniest part of the comic is when hussie revises what it's about after the fact to pretend it was catered to the people who buy his shirts all along

>canon they were Albino
thisiswhywecanthaenicethings.png

youtube.com/watch?v=As30SklXfqg

You mean full of spunk?

She's like a semen vacuum

is homestuck nothing but pandering now?

What else would it bee

Well there's still no canonically transgender or black characters and the main story itself is over so I wouldn't say there's too much pandering for the tumblr crowd

This, there was all of one gay couple in the end, and lesbians don't count really.

yeah. Lesbians don't count for LGBTQ exposure, because straight men jerk off to them.
They're fetishized by them.

but tumblr only care about lesbians.

No, they only care about gay dudes because they fetishize those with the same intensity straight men do with lesbians.

Exactly, and we certainly know that Andrew is a fan of girls kissing