This is an illegal concealed assault fork in the UK

>this is an illegal concealed assault fork in the UK

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These are illegal toys concealed in chocolate in USA

these eggs are great. And they are also a mild eugenics program

No they are not lol.. i bought one of these like two days ago..
german
eugenics

kek

Is the plastic cover for underwater capabilities?

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>mild eugenics program
Care to explain Klaus ?

It's an evidence bag

Damn son, where'd you find that?

>memes

kill the stupid ones that choke on them

Maymaying aside, this is Australia.

cor blimey lad youve got balls

theyd nick me just for posting an image of a plastic fork

>implying WalMart shoppers are people

Fork it over.

Just the sight of that vicious killing device triggers me.

They need to be outlawed here too.

I can live with that

>mfw it's easier to get a grenade in this country than it is to get a handgun

To be fair you can dig up any field here and find a grenade since we did our bit in WWII (unlike America)

Bullshit, most of my cutlery was grandfathered in under the new regs with no probs - you CAN carry a fork, eg to another house, providing you fill in the forms and pay the processing fee.

Obviously the steak knives had to be surrended.

Oi, cheeky wanker! Dont be a dork, bin that fork!

not a joke, one could buy a grenade in the US, though it require additional procedures and a background check.

Kek, so little makes sense these days

Hahaha Joke is on you. You can carry a fork in the open if you have a valid reason for it.

If you don't, the police will confiscate it and it will be destroyed safely.

Fucking Americans know nothing

>babbys zeroth property law lesson: the post

I have a 308 and I live in the uk. there is a pretty big gun culture here in some areas. my range is full of really nice people.

Thanks for keeping an eye on Germany after WW2. Oh wait...

If you take it out the bag they give you an extra 5 years for intent.

I have this idea in my head that the only gun owners in the UK are old money who go fox hunting on weekends

You mean a pronged-poker handle-bob? Those are deadly!

in my professional opinion that looks like an AK-47 machine gun rifle

the number of mass forkings in the uk is close to zero

checkmate you silly little republitard drumpfkins: prohibition works

except for drugs ofc

you're right

My barber is president of a gun club.
He's 70 and the other members call him junior.

C'mon mate you can only take the bants so far.

THAT fork was THE very one used at the dunblane MASSACRE.

Have some RESPECT

Why do you need an assault fork, anyway?

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>54%
Everytime an Amerifat mocks Britain 100 upstandling WASP Americans die.

then you should come to the Bisley meeting and see just how many marksmen we have

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_bottle_flipping

We're trying m8

Its because Americans would inhale them by the handful like smarties

its because they kill people

He thinks a chocolate egg can kill people but guns can't

>not telling your kid that these are special candies with a toy on the inside and they're not to be eaten
>giving one to a kid that doesn't understand this

not a fork
not an argument

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Best utensil.

getting this butthurt this quickly
thought you chaps had some bants

Why are there just grenades lying around in a country that was never physically invaded?

You can buy these in the USA though

You sound like a nice docile sheep. Give your Shepard my regards.

Tbh mate it's better bants than the "banned in Britain" meme. At least it's relatively new. Most American banter is old ad fuck.

>bad teeth - wrong and old
>bad food - wrong and old
>everything banned - stale if true

Get some new jokes.

No

>Underage Possession of deadly stabberidoos

the stuff about brit women being right munters is true though desu senpai

common myth

Nice

Simple tools are always the best.

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What is munter?

>be brit
>cops raid your illegal weapon stash
>go to prison

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That is a 4 pronged assault poker

Ok, what is wrong with putting that shit up on your lawn?

When you think about it, we have about as many rights as China here, only our masters treat us better.

BAN ASSAULT CATS
CALL A BOBBY

It's a council owned allotment that he has rented.

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>A FUCKING RAMP

>Brits
> Men

It's not his lawn. It's land owned by the local council which you have to apply for and follow their rules.

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>French
>Human

Nice

checks flag. wew lad....

A marks and spencers plastic fork? Shit son, that can't even be considered a fork. Something that breaks when trying to eat a profiterole cannot be considered a fork.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fork

>AT T-shirt
Way to prove him right

Sorry i cant hear you over R A R E
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kek

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Please tell me this isn't what I think it is.

>yuropoors will never know this freedom

Gunshine State checking in

Legal in the U.S.

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