Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ

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You chose to read a literal advertisement. You don't get to be mad at anyone but yourself.

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This reads like a handicapped person wrote it.

What is this dialog

There's something seriously off about the faces.

Is this a comic based on the movie?

Even the BvS one wasn't this bad.

What the fuck is even the point of this dialogue.

Did they just shop fucking photos into the art?

it's just some ad for mercedes benz

This is....wrong....the faces are just too unnatural...

More. Give me more this is a goldmine.

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I didn't know Bendis started writing for DC already!

Wait....didn't she come to the rest of civilization during WWII? D-Does this writer seriously not know when WWII started?

probably just photos thrown through a filter

>comic based on the movie based on the comic
We need to go deeper.

Cool, now my comics act wooden as well.

It was WWI you mong.

This is set in the DCEU, right? It was WWII.

>nazis
>WW1

Lel

they are traced from pictures

It was the Crimean war.

Here's your (you)'s.

FOR YOU

Looks like some porn from Deviantart

Am I the only one getting major serial killer vibes off Barry there

Ezra gives off the serial killer - pedo vibes in most of the movie, while spouting quips.

Yes. I was going to say, it's...not great to look at. If this is supposed to be readable, it is not.

Hahaha
These are some funny edits...
Right?

Is it wrong that this feels like a magical kind of terrible? Like, so bad I want to own them in a trade, because even these two panels I could stare at the horror for hours. Even the dialog is a some unholy blend of exposition/infodump, wrong, and gah. It's just... beautiful. In the same way Adam Driver is handsome.

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Affleck looks like he's contemplating death.

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What website are these porno comics from?

When do the get to the JLOrgy?

>there's a tree over there. You know, for shade
What did he mean by this?

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Aw, that ones actually quite endearing, hamfisted as the dialog is.

>picturing WW holding up the car and Barry fixing it before the old man even finishes dialing.
>then he dies of a heart attack because weird shit just went down.

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>that fucking smile

He's trapped in a car with Ezra Barry, who is talking at him constantly while spitting pizza bits all over him and his car.

>pasting a sticker of Mamoa and Affleck on your windscreen

Looks like that time Marvel made an Eminem comic

It's Stallone and Richard Gere all over again.

Art imitates life.

BUY A FUCKING MERCEDES

this is so sad

>comic nerd
>affording a mercedes
Lel

I was thinking the same thing. What a pile of garbage that was.

Is there a credits page? Usually Bedard writes the shill comics like this but he puts some actual effort into it.

At this point you may as well go full madman and make the entire comic collage art like in Kirby's Fourth World.

did they trace Nathan Fielder?

If you only knew how bad things really are.

People who read comics don't buy Mercedes, because the people who buy Mercedes are getting laid.

>Getting laid with a Mercedes of all cars
Lmao

If you feel the need to ever buy a expensive car with the excuse of "it'll help me get laid" then you're seriously over-compensating for your lack of masculinity.
Only actual fucking faggots get expensive cars to attract women

It's for the guy to turn away so that they can fix his car while he isn't looking

Did Marvel make this?

I don't get it wtf is that

....eww.

is this what they call the uncanny valley?

Why all these Batflecks look devoid of life?

STAN, THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO?

Eminem had a hand in writing it from what I can remember, which would explain his self dick sucking

I thought Affleck was VW Man?

fucking shills

that looks bad

What is this?

t. Elliot Rodger

Is this the Room of movie comic adaptations?

>That means you`ve never savored it
No, that means he has superspeed and he savored it at superspeed.

You know DC and Marvel have been doing this shit for years right?

It looks like they just photoshopped the faces onto the art. It's some uncanny valley shit.

But its bad now because its the DCEU

Hahahaha... I can't unsee it either.

>Just fucking kill me Steppenwolf... Just do it.

>Barrys hands up in the second panel

This kills the sides! Jesus fuck I can't stop laughing Sup Forums.

I present this thread as evidence to why I don't enjoy photo-realism in comics.

>people that read comic books affording a Mercedes-Benz
>people that can afford Mercedes-Benz reading comic books

Is it worse than this?

No, because that's just good old patriotism.

>Implying there's anything wrong with Northrop Grumman

Bendis arrivves at DC. This shit happens.

I see a bad moon rising. I see trouble on the way. I see earthquakes and lightnin'. I see bad times today.

It wouldn't be that bad if it wasn't for Miller's weird as fuck face.

he looks gay

Is this barry supposed to look bad as well?

>Oh, don't go all bitch on me with the "We wuz . . ."
Is he, dare I say it, /ournig/?

Is this porn?

no im saying he looks way better

I would love it, if i had money.

Underrated.

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jesus fucking christ that's alfred from dark knight. look at his fucking face

>mfw

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>Zoolander Flash

The movie dialogue is just as bad.
youtube.com/watch?v=ssbOzbL1SJQ

it's OK when DC shills

>Calling this shilling
bruh

That background on Aquaman is so fake it hurts

Are these two going to have a big sis and retarded lil bro relationship?

JFC at least the KFC comic put effort.