My gf (wife soon) sometimes told me that she wants to live in America...

My gf (wife soon) sometimes told me that she wants to live in America. To wake up in a nice 4 br house and start our Chevrolet Tahoe grabbing fresh coffee from Starbucks on our way to the work.

Yesterday I was sitting near my pc, reading /pol and arguing about Podesta's mail. She came to me, hugged me and asked: "Honey, what are you reading?"

I've shown her everything. It took me nearly 4 hours of nonstop speaking and watching related videos with her. She had no word until I said: "Imagine, sweetie, those guys are ruling the world".

She had a tear in her eye. "I don't want to live in America anymore".

That was fucking cinematic, guys, I swear. Thanks God I don't need to work my ass off because I usually though about moving to the US before but now I am 100% sure I won't.

Cool story bro

No do it faggot, just don't live in a city we need redpilled people here besides we have started the fire brother.

pictures please, thanks user

Then you walked outside.

RUSSIA ISNT SO BAD AFTER ALL COMRADES!

I don't want to live in this timeline anymore

> Ruski

> Thinks America is a downgrade

Get real m80

Also post pics of your wife's feet faggot

Nice VPN faggot

This guy isn't Russian

Dont blame you user, shit is bad over here. If Trump wins will you reconsider?

Good. We don't want you, mongol.

But America is a downgrade comrade

What the hell are you?

Thanks for sharing user, nothing better than a nice redpill slam to get shit going with waifu.

>i can imagine you after hearing your woman saying that, you hugging her and whispering to her ear "Cyka blyat, cyka blyat for ever my Olga"

BTW, in wich city are you living in russia?

We all have that realization, which is why we're trying to fix it.

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If this is real, you have done well
I also was going to move there, but moved here instead

All you had to do was tell her America is 56% white

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jewbucks makes bitches into landwhales, make sure you redpill her on that too.

Fuck you and your fancy proxy faggot.

I'm on vacation in a Colony of the Netherlands in the Caribbean.

Move to Queens or Brooklyn...so many Russians you won't even know you're in a different country.

>tfw all you can eat Pelmeni and Borscht

Russian grills are best grills. Now a redpilled Russian grill? That's one hell of a qt3.14. You're a lucky man user.

Not a Proxy

nice meme

You story makes sense. It's a shame ipt's fake though and you're a proxy fag

It would fucking destroy your life.

Women move here and tear their families apart sometimes. It changes them, if they are from more traditional countries. Its literally a meme.

Good, then it won't be a loss to have him stay in his own country

just take a quick flight to visit tomorrow and vote, then go back

Based Ivan. You did good today.

Next time show her a picture of Detroit and save yourself some time.

Prove that you are not using proxy, you fucking faggot.

Good. Make your other than america shithole great.

good, we're full
now fuck off

The snow is always whiter on the other side, or whatever you Ruskies say.

Come to Germany then
Or Austria

The fact is, American politics has a negligible effect on the vast majority American's lives who do not care for American politics.

Jobs and taxes are the biggest issues for most people. What some politician does on the international stage hardly reflects American life.

You and your gf are both low iq peons. Shits embarrasing man. Best for both of you to stay in your own country. Oh and if you want to see her cry show her photos of all the journalist killed by Putin

POETRY

It's true though, try visiting America it's soul sucking, it's like there's a jewish curse over the land

French libertarianfag here.
Idc about the podesta shit, I still want to be able to move there and drive my massive SUV while getting a BJ from a crackwhore on my way to get my stomach filled for 5 bucks at Jack in the box
I will be american af nigger

And at the end everybody stood up and started clapping. 100% real, no fake

what the fuck are you doing with my flag?

We don't give Europeans green cards in America.

We give green cards to 1 million illegal "immigrants" who are on Obongos Fast Track to citizenship.

The American dream is dead. Your only hope is that Trump will become president. Otherwise you're fucked. Might as well get your gf pregnant and fly to the US so she can give birth on American soil, thus making your child an "American". Anchor baby is the only way.

Oh and you'll be unemployed because all of our jobs have been outsourced to India or China.

Trust me its for the better. Stay in Russia, try to make it better.

Hopefully Trump will get elected then. But I can't stand living in a socialist shithole anymore. I'm working my ass out to have excellent diplomas freshly paid by the state to get a fine, well-paid job in the country of freedom. If it doesn't work out, Canada will do just fine

I wonder if your guys star bucks menus are different... awd

>tahoe
Fucking communist immigrants can't assimilate, real Americans have suburbans

You act like Russia is any better.

I know what's going on in murica but i still wan't to live there.

I love everything about it.

The Suburbs, the endless nature, guns, cheap gas, the 90's movie feeling

And the god damn fucking awesome mailboxes

Twist: OP doesn't have a girlfriend and imagined this whole scenario because he's a schizophrenic.