How to become a Catholic?

How to become a Catholic?

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Literally just go to a catholic church and ask for info

You'll have to get baptized and more

Its coming oh its coming.. I cant wait!

Go to a catholic church
If the priest ask you if you want to become catechumen, say no and tell him you already read the catechism of the catholic church and you want to be baptized or confirmed if you're already baptized.

Also, it is better to join a traditionalist church.

The Vatican is compromised.

They're a bunch of Marxists now

t. Lapsed Catholic.

Take steps to Baptism. Read the gospels and discuss them with whoever you're going to for information.

No matter happens, if our government fails, our Faith will not.

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why turn to catholicism NOW? they have a commie pope

satan is expanding his reaches over the world

i urge you to maintain a strong relationship with god

Catholicims is the vanguard of the anti-Christ, why would you want to join that?!

Become either Lutheran or Reformed.

So you'd rather back an institution that has no ways to correct itself and no apostolic connection to Christ?

>implyin some jesuit pope matters more than hundreds of saints

And i mean the good saints, the crusaders and the great theologians of the past.

Apostolic succession is a man-made doctrine.

You have to "perform" (idk the word in english) the holy sacraments.
First baptism, then communion, then the confirmation that you're an adept catholic.

Accomplish Holy Sacraments.

-Baptism
-communion
-confession
-penance
-confirmation
-marriage
-tithings
-charity
-procreation
-last rights

Not too hard to get into heaven amigo.

>catechumen

What is that and why should I say no?

What are the steps?

Well, they have Tradition. Tradition doesn't change and that is important in light of a ''progressive'' society.

Yeah, sure I'd rather join a religion made in opposition to a church founded by the son of god himself.

Kill yourself you huehuehue faggot

Go to a Catholic Church, inform the Priest of your intention to become a Master Race Catholic. Sign up for RCIA classes, get baptized and confirmed, and viola, you are a Master Race Catholic. Bless you!

How long will that take? Also, I'm not sure about marriage. I might probably live a life of chastity.

>church founded by the son of god himself.
Please stop peddling this blatant untruth.

It collapses in the face of even a modicum of scholarship.

Sounds good. How long does it take to become a Catholic?

Why Catholicism?
Why does it speak to you?

They make you go to a class to learn about the religion.

In America everyone has to do if before they're confirmed. Pretty sure it's the same in your country

Revelations tells how corrupt people wil infilitrate the churches and corrupt them
Let's look at catholicism
-pedopphilia
-idol worship
-not worshipping on the sabbath, but on a day they chose
and more
frig off, idiot

A catechumen is someonea catechumen is a person receiving instruction about Catholic Faith before the baptism, basically the priest teach you for two years or less the Catholic Faith, but it is faster to read the Catechism and be immediatly be baptized since a lot of thing can happen in two years.

>If you love me, keep my commandments
>You shall not make for yourself an image in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below

A catechumen is a person receiving instruction about the Catholic Faith before the baptism, basically the priest teach you for two years or less the Catholic Faith, but it is faster to read the Catechism and be immediatly be baptized since a lot of thing can happen in two years.

FTFM

>How long will that take?

vey little, but it depends on how anal is your local priest. usually you just have to learn few prayers and the basic concepts.

How fast is it without the catechumen?

Also, I have the Catechism and I have read parts of it.

Why would you want to become a modernist heretic? Become Orthodox.

About a year. The RCIA classes start in September (in America) and end on Easter when you are baptized and confirmed. The classes meet once a week for about an hour (in America) and basically it is just to teach you the basics of the Catholic Faith. God Bless you and welcome!

RCIA:

The Rite of Christian Initiation of Adults (RCIA), or Ordo Initiationis Christianae Adultorum (OICA) is a process developed by the Catholic Church for prospective converts to Catholicism who are above the age of infant baptism. Candidates are gradually introduced to aspects of Catholic beliefs and practices.

>it depends on how anal is your local priest
Catholics everyone.

Yes a man-made doctrine created by Jesus.

Protestantism is a man-made religion. Have fun singing songs and clapping your hands like a bunch of monkeys.

Have fun with woman and gays leading your "church". Protestantism led to the decline of Europe. Of course a bunch of monkeys would follow that.

Become a Monk or Priest. They're among the most highly educated people on the planet. Period. Seminary schools are BEGGING people to apply. Free room/board. Nothing but personal time after mass is done. Public adoration, no one cares that you're a NEET with a collar.

You DO have to learn to speak/read/write in Latin though. Also no pussy after you take your vows. Takes a few years to become a priest. If you're exceptionally intelligent and good looking/friendly you'll have parishes fighting over employing you.

Priests also get free cars and mobile devices. God pays good.

I didn't do it myself, thus i don't know, but my guess is that it will take you at most two weeks(Baptism+Confirmation)

You sound like a pious person.

Enjoy your pedophila, that sounds very christ like

Converts have to be Catholic for several years before they can take holy orders.

I'm concerned about the modernism in the Church. But I've heard contradictory stories. Some say Vatican 2 destroyed the Church, others say the media misrepresented Vatican 2. I think the Chuch is still the same despite V2.

Go orthodox if anything.

Praise Kek

Then it's Orthodoxy we're after.
They're pretty culture-centric though, Greek Orthodox and Russian Orthodox don't tend to mix well.
Maybe an Orthodox church of Sup Forums?

>wants to become a heretic

Fuck off catholicucks with your globalist marxist piece of shit religion! Shilling for catholicism should be a bannable offense worse than posting CP.

>basically the priest teach you for two years or less the Catholic Faith
Here in America the RCIA classes take only about eight months - from September to Easter, and only meet once a week. The students get baptized and confirmed on Easter. They also learn about, and have their, first confession before Easter.

>I think the Chuch is still the same despite V2.

Well you're wrong but the truth is the RCC is ridiculously cucked with or without Vatican II. The RCC doesn't just lean towards liberalism and modernism, it has become the champion of those things. Even if that wasn't the case, it holds a number of other heresies like papal supremacy which places it outside the communion of the one holy Catholic and Apostolic Church.

Not too hard. Just go to a catholic church and tell the priest you want to be baptized and become a catholic. Thats all. And go to church 1 day a week.

>globalist marxist
That would be Judaism.

Do you want to be a Catholic, or do you want to be saved?

I'd say that 95% + of all Catholics are just as lost as you are.

Spotted the Universal heretic.

>The Catholic Church is too blue-pulled
>Become a Lutheran

Wew-dy fucking doo

And of course you have not managed it yet.

So, why should anyone listen to you again?

I've thought about becoming priest. I didn't know seminary schools beg people to apply. I like learning languages, so latin won't be a problem. I'm not 'exceptionally' intelligent, but I speak a handful languages so that might help, and I'm not bad looking.

How many years? Also, I don't mind waiting a few years.

>Catholic
youll go to hell anyways for worshiping the pope

More Protestants are pedos than Catholics. More Teachers are pedos than Catholic priests. Satan spreads your lies. Dirty heretics.

Protestants are worse than Muslims. They corrupt the religion. We need another crusade to purge you heretics and nonbelievers from Europe.

Why is it that Protestant countries are the most cucked? Why is it that Protestant countries have the highest number of atheists? Why do they have the most gays and pagans?

Answer that you heretic. The Crusaders were Catholics, the SJW "refugees welcome" are Protestant.

Go to the nearest Catholic Church and tell them Eric sent you to become a Catholic.

>Tradition doesn't change

Bullshit. It changes all the time. They didn't use to worship Mary as the "Mother of God" and "Queen of Heaven" until 150 years ago.

>Greek Orthodox and Russian Orthodox don't tend to mix well.

Antiochian Orthodox master race

Roman Catholicism is institutionalized pedophilia.

Catholic Church is the true church. Start there.

I hate marxism. Didn't the Church fight against marxism?

Crusaders were catholics
That's an arguement to prove they're more christian?
LOL
Jesus never instructed one to go slay people and steal land or kill others for any reason, yet more proof you're obeying Satan, rather than christ
Those who live by the sword, will die by it

The pope is literally a Marxist.

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Their faith is political, not spiritual.
That's why they are here on Sup Forums.
They hate you, but love to exploit your time, talent and treasure.

False, Catholics believe in development of dogma

Matthew 16:18

>catholicism
>idol worship
pick one you protestant retard

>not worshipping on the sabbath
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA good jokes m88

wow, a literal retard that doesn't understand idolatry

Another idiot that cannot distinguish between Petros, a man's name, and petra, a rock or cliff.

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I'm not going to worship the pope. Only Christ.

>Vatican 2 destroyed the Church
It did. And many, many Catholics, including Priests, are aware of that.

Regardless, going to Church and receiving communion is what matters. Despite how the Catholic Church has been taken over and compromised, they cannot destroy the Holy Spirit. Receiving Jesus in your heart and soul when you go to Church to receive communion is what matters.

1) Go to a church
2) Confess all your sins to a priest
3) Be baptized
That's all.

Same here brother. However, i await the call from the throne of Peter. I await the call to arms! Pope Urban II, pray for us. Deus Vult!

Maybe, but the Church isn't.

I don't know. Ask your Bishop.

Your Bishop will have to accept you before you go to seminary.

Do you want to be a diocesan priest or a priest/brother in a religious order?

Jesuits take years to become priests. Up to 10-15 years before you're ordained. Diocesan priest take around 5-6. Also religious priests have to take vows of poverty. Diocesan priest don't. So if you come from a rich family you cannot accep your families wealth.

If you want to be a monk you have to join a order like the Augustinians.

Go to /r/Catholicism on reddit. There's a couple of Priests and Seminarians on there to help you out.

errata
2) confess all your sins to a priest
3) do the pennance the priest will ask you to do
4) be baptized.

I think you have to rape children?

The Catholic Church is the true church.

The flesh is evil. So, the flesh is easily corrupted by three things:

1. Sin Nature
2. Worldly Temptations
3. Demonic Posession

With those three things constantly attacking humans and especially with Lucifer and the demonic side also targeting the church (why would they attack anything but the true one) you can see how the physical church gets corrupted hardcore mode.

But the spiritual church is perfect. This is what you must not lose sight of despite whatever crazy attack is currently affecting the physical church.

The pope is not a Marxist. Ignore the tinfoil hats.

The church is considered on of the main reasons why communism fell in Europe.

Everything but dying, correct.

Why don't you have a wife and children user?

No one wants to dedicate their lives go God any more. It's as close to begging as you can possibly get. If you're bright, friendly, and have compassion for people they'll squabble like women in a knitting circle over your placement.

I dropped out of seminary after meeting my wife, she was on track to be a Nun, but God had other plans...apparently. I believe in a lot of things, but destiny does reveal itself in odd ways from time to time in my life.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_war_theory

>2) Confess all your sins to a priest

I have committed thousands of sins, how do I remember and confess thousands of sins?

>How to become a Catholic?

More like how to take the (((bluepill))).

Enjoy learning Jewish mythology and traiditons and denouncing everything else as "evil paganism".

Thanks for the information.

Jesus instructed Peter, the first pope, to lead his Church.

Heretics need to be purged from Europe. God will decide if they're worthy for eternal salvation or eternal hell.

You will learn about confession during your RCIA class. Or just talk to the Priest about your nervousness and concerns about confession and he will guide you on how to approach it.

The most important thing is to sincerely want forgiveness from God for your sins. God can read your heart.

Thanks man.

>The world is going to hell

You're still here? You missed the Rapture and you as well of the rest of us are Hell bound.

Might as well party.

Oh, and one other thing. If you are not Catholic but convert to Catholicism, when you are baptized all your previous sins are washed away, so you start fresh from the time of your baptism.

Only confess what you truly feel guilty about. I murdered people in cold blood while I was in the service. The misery and guilt created an echoing emptiness in my heart that God filled. I was restored, healed, given a path to salvation. Instead, God saw fit to give ME love, with a wife and children. A good dog too.

Confession is essentially purifying your soul, acknowledgement of wrong doing and the self control/power to better yourself despite it.

Is confession anonymous? Or in front of people?

And maybe peter did for awhile, but it quickly soon became corrupt, and modern catholicsm resembles nothing of it.

Revelations says his true church will be small and have but a small following.

We're in revelations now, this isn't 2000 years ago

Catholicsm is known for pedophilia, idol worship, war, blashphemey, sin, LIES, EVERYTHING imagineable.
Enjoy your teaching from Satan, i'm sure he wont steer you wrong

We've had corrupt and awful popes and worldly men in the clergy for thousands of years. It hasn't compromised ex cathedra judgments or the Mass. I'm not saying we shouldn't be pissed about corruption in our church; it's inexcusable. But one does not mend Christendom by abandoning it.

Why? The Catholic Church is a heretical institution.
All you need is Jesus. That's it.

I'm not Catholic currently. So when I'm baptised I my previous sins are washed away without confession?

You enter a Confession booth. You on one side, Priest on the other. Between you will be a veiled/screened/slotted divider to speak to one another. You confess, the Priest orders you your penance and off you go, clean soul.

That sounds great.

It's as evil as the pope is.

Honestly, you people need to wake up and get out. Everything the whore told you about "protestants" is a lie.

Do I have to confess the sins I committed before baptism? Because someone said that the sins before baptism are washed away during baptism. I'm confused on this point.

So weird, because the bible says the wages of sin is death. Not saying "sorry".