Hey white boy! Got some change?

>Hey white boy! Got some change?
Keep in mind they just saw you coming out from a store

no, i paid in exact change

Used my card soz

umm I paid with card

>Yes, but I'm going to spend it on your mother.

b-but im not white

Sorry man, I dont carry cash.

*pulls out broadsword*

I'm going to change your face punk

why are you posing

i have an extremely oxidized penny. please return it to the bank as it is no longer fit for circulation, thanks

Fuck off.

>keep in mind I'm not a man let

I've told niggas I don't have a smoke when I they see me with a pack. Are whites that beta? Imy from Philly so telling a bump Nigger to piss off isn't a big deal

Ax Obama fuh yuh change muhfuggin bix nood muh dick

I'll give you my bitch before I give you my change

>I ignore them and leave
>niggers need to check their privilege thinking they can just walk up and speak to me

fuck off nigger, call me white boy again and ill take y ebt card.

> I don't have a smoke when I they see me with a pack
>can't just say no
beta confirmed

Jamal and Tyrese look at each other. You hear lipsmacking so hard that you can't hear yourself think.

"Les git his card."

GAME OVER.

Loaded with typos so I look retarded

Nah sorry

kek fuck off niggers

t. anatolian greek

None of your fucking business what I have or don't have

Why would I be in a black neighborhood?


The answer is no negrodomus

id beat them to death if they stepped

No i dont....i would never give you shit.


In fact, I think youre a stupid fuckin nigger who aint gonna do shit.

fuck you.

I conceal carry for this reason alone

Is it 1990 in fucking Brazil?

*negro teleports at SUPER HIHG SPEEDS behind you and pulls out a sawed-off*
'tough luck nigga'

say no; if they start to attack, use gun as self defense

Nice one, nigger, now guess the PIN

Oh wait, here come bolices cops :DDD

Ur now fugd blakmen :DD

>Go ask obama
>Run for my life

I have a G26 for you with 147gr HST is that enough, boy?

Change comes from within

*teleports behind opponent*
Heh, nothing personel kid

I'm jewish.

You've got 10 seconds to beat it before I add you to the NSF casualties.

I pay with contactless card

...

fugg run :-DDDDDDDDDDD

I LOVE SPURDO

MOAR

*they stop hanging around and start following you quickly*

you think it's that easy white boy?

Go ask Obama for your change, niggers

>stealing card when they dunno the PIN

>>Hey white boy! Got some change?
Obama wasn't enough for you?

>tfw when CWL soon

I have about 9mm or .40

Conceal carry everyday and everywhere

How often do you save thumbnails on your computer? Do you have folders and folders of images with a little s.jpg at the end? And what makes you so damn stupid, is it the racism or being from Brazil?

Good moves senpai but that is no match for my tiger style

*back flip over him and land behind him with arm extended*
*motion him to make the first strike like Neo in the matrix*

i just keep walking since im not white

nice

>HIHG SPEEDS
Everytime

They could run it as credit.

>Grab hammer
>Smash the head of the most alpha, the other run

Kek.

We got into a Bar fight with a bunch of your marines during the last Bush visit. the police had to rescue them. Bunch of pussies.

And mind you that we fight some but, the real tough ones are the hillbilly woodsman type around here... if the marine fags met theyd be dead.

Do a 360 and walk away

'No but I got this job application'

I ignore and pretend I didn't hear them.

How long until middle class people are wearing body cams 24/7 so they can present their own evidence for self defense.

I already said I have no change, fuck

You already got your change from obama

GAME NOT OVER.

Look them straight in the eyes then say "no, fuck off, niggers"


>Tfw 7'1'' 400 pounds

sry, we have laws in our country. that's why it's not shit and irrelevant like urs xD

>Hey black boy! Got a job?

I expect it will be the same awnser that happens when a Pole, Romanian or my dad when he is loaded on cans of K and sitting outside of Morrisons asks

>No

'i paid with my credit card, sorry'

>1 post by this ID
Never change Sup Forums

Depends. Can you break a five?

Here is some change, sir. I'm sorry about my white privilege. I'm with her. Trump is racist. Here is my wife's phone number. Have a nice day.

(Mutter racial remarks under my breath as walk away.)

I'd throw some change on the ground and keep walking.

I just spent my last change, mate, fuck off.

Thank you India

No googles here.
And if everything happens, they WILL get beat up and the police will say they fell.

In this country they can make purchases under 100 with your debit card without PIN due to forced chip technological progress.

>"No."

Naw man, naw.

Beta fuck no wonder you all get killed by Googles

I always say no.

I live in Richmond.
This is common.

>implying these disgusting creatures live near white people
Its scientifically proven that playing classical music deters uncultured thugs, do your part pol

>beta

cmon slovenia, the only thing relevant about ur country is ur women...

mfw you'll never have over 100k usd LOL

Slovenia is good though.

...

>muh laws
fuck you sound so beta

I'll give you what your worth, nothing

yep 2 sec,
pull out gun,
ask if they got change.

Literally 10% of my states population has conceal carry permits.
For some reason OP's scenario rarely happens.
Coincidence?

>In this country they can make purchases under 100 with your debit card without PIN due to forced chip technological progress.

Oh fug :DDD

>I turn and ask the one on the right for a blowjob and I'll pay him
>He smashes my face in and as I lay on the ground bleed, the one on the left asks him what I said
>The one on the right responds "I don't know, I just heard the word job"

Nigger uses his superior leg muscles to launch a kick straight at your knee, your tall stature makes it the perfect height to induce maximum impact, your knee breaks and you fall to the ground, likely suffer a broken rib or hip due to your body mass, then the niggers beat your head in and Rob you, only to have your story be paraded as two troubled youths fighting against the white devil and his racist primitive ways, they will have their huge nigger cocks sucked by white women, and you will be ridiculed and shamed for the rest of your life like the fat loser you are.
Esquire.

...

Go eastern turkey you disgusting shitskin

Shiet man, all I got are these newports and malt liquor.

Fake, France, you don't have small firearms and self-defense is basically illegal.

You will say
>o-oui monsieur
then give your wallet, praying they don't call you a racist.

y-you too...

In a few years time 100k usd wont be worth shit and we'll still have our women

>have CCW
>tell them to fuck off and go on my way
>feelsgoodman.jpg

the amount of asshurt i've gathered from irrelevant eu trash countries from a single comment
my fucking sides hahahahaha

>believing this


hahahaha, you're in for a rude awakening blyat xaxaxa

underrated

KAIO KEN!!!!! * kaio kens x 10 and shows them im not the motherfucker to wrong fuck with*