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its so cute

Where's your carrier, stupid leaf?

why are we afraid of the russians again?

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they beat up Rocky

Whats that weird thing on the front of the boat?

Not many nations have aircraft carriers

I bet it smells like old metal, rust and diesel

delet

I say there will be an accident, this rust bucket will sink during the operation.

>A FUCKING RAMP

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I bet your carriers don't have a firetruck

That useless thing is on fire before the battle even begun

It looks like it was made by Orc's in Mordor

Their planes and missiles don't suck as much as their aircraft carriers-- carrier.

>I bet your carriers don't have a firetruck

Holy shit

>tfw occupation forces only permit diesel powered submarines

It helps the planes launch. The boat isn't long enough for the planes to launch on a flat surface. If the planes were better, the boat wouldn't need the weird thing.

didn't even see that.
what the fuck

rust

wait the Kuznetsov isn't nuclear? I had no idea

>a fucking ski ramp

Wonder how many hours on those engines...

Aircraft carrier helped to create one of the finest moments in american history.

The ship is funny as fuck.

But the Su-35's on deck are no laughing matter. The only plane that can decisively deal with them is the Raptor.

How can snow niggers even compete?

>tfw this is our marine and I'm not even kidding

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Soon we will see these babies in action kek

I just love this meme ship so much!

This is perhaps what gives it the greatest memetic value. There's another thread about this piece of shit where the argument is whether it breaks down frequently or requires refueling .... like there's a difference for a capital ship that is being targeted by literally EVERYTHING 24/7.

kek

thought you guys had hydrogen fuel cell submarines or something fancy like that

>can't even take off yet

Tbf that's a sexy ship.

Don't all seafaring nations use these old ships to learn the basics?

it has a giant smog machine inside to make people think it doesnt have russian zero point warp drive

I remember reading an article about just how shitty the Admiral Kuznetsov is a few years back. Is it still pretty much a bucket of rust inside as well with only a few running toilets and with no water to most cabins?

>Other Russian ships are so garbage that the Aircraft carrier has to carry heavy amounts of countermeasures.

It's a missile cruiser with carrying capacity and it's not designed for power projection and maintaining empire over the oceans like american ones, but for defending the coasts of the country.

Well no. But on the plus side, we can deliver a mean broadside!

do they ever wash that thing?

You muricans spend your money defending us so we can spend out on free healthcare.

needs more naval artillery

Honest question, how the fuck do they land on such a small surface?

replace the face with putin's and change the words to "Little Poot"

what did he mean by this?

Lol no germany that's just you

>Defending the coasts
Good luck kiddo, hehe heh

why would you wash a ship?
it's already in the water

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Hope they can catch a nuke.

jesus fucking christcan you imagine being there in the pacific on one them boats getting blown to hell by nips in 5000 shitty zeros ramming into u

They probably do a 180° when they reach the ramp

it looks like it's made of cheese LOL

they don't. it only carries them for launch, so they can transfer to a new air base

>it's a missile cruiser meme

There it is. He posted it again.

salt water, broski

Has the kutsenov passed the straits of Gibraltar yet... Where is it?

>tfw one shitty zero would wreck muh catapult and render a carrier useless

We should have let you build this. Then you'd be as in debt as us.

what the shit

Whoever knew the U.S Air Force was so gnarly

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Vatniks rolling coal.

>aircraft carrier to defenc coasts
dont you have airfields for that?

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>it's a westerners trying to deconstruct Le Mighty and Scary Russia meme which they have previously created

carefully

With attack subs and spamming AShM's from Tu-22M2 / Tu-160M bombers..

I've seen a ton of these threads lately.
Nice tactical smoke screen btw

Wtf is the point of a carrier if not force projection

>Shitty Zeros
The Zero was great all the way up until the later stages of the War, the issue was they ran out of experienced pilots so combat performance went way down.

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probably pretty shitty

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Still more useful than burger ships that carry their worthless trash planes and surrender to sandniggers

What the fuck. I half expected the looney tunes logo to pop up afterwards.

>1 carrier vs 11 carriers (and smaller marine carriers)

>Not giving it as much protection as possible

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Why is it smoking? Is something wrong with the engine?

I'm not really sure what your point is here. When you build a machine that's meant to do one thing, cut costs, and then force something that's inadequate for the role it's meant to perform all you've built is a floating tomb. And if it's meant for coastal defense WTF are you assholes doing in the Mediterranean? You're completely surrounded by unfriendly countries in a land-locked ocean basically waiting to be swarmed by aircraft and missiles from all the surrounding countries. Not only did you build a half-assed ship you have no experience in using this class of ship and you've pulled your own pants down. I feel sorry for your sailors because they're there waiting to die. It wouldn't surprise me if the carrier's sacrifice was on purpose to galvanize the Ruski population.

A FUCKING RAMP

A FUCKING RAMP

That shirt, I kek'd

Yeah, you should have.

Also, your CIA should have assassinated PM P.E.T. before he became PM, so Canada wasn't so thoroughly fucked with socialists.

No, the russian carriers are just dilapidated pieces of shit.
One hour of them going past probably undid all of chairman sturgeon's windmill crap.

>A FUCKING BANKED CURVE

the soot provides a protective layer

It's oil fired boilers making steam to spool turbines.

It's Iowa Class battleship tech level engines.

The smoke issue is because the boilers haven't had an overhaul since dinosaurs roamed. It's really fucking with its power output and fuel economy.

We have a navy and air base there, you know. Plus it's not alone, but with a heavy cruiser and other ships. They all have heavy AA defenses so they won't be too easy targets.
Yeah, because Americans attacking our other ships, bases and planes already stationed there wouldn't galvanize people.

It *is* nuclear. The heat generated by the nuclear reactor is used to heat water and produce steam which powers the turbines. I don't get how people think nuclear reactors power ships other than this way.

>free healthcare that is low quality

Aerial reconnaissance denial

where is this boat from?

Can someone design a shipgirl for this please?

russia

yo sauron called, he is missing his vulcano